"You got caught kissing some other girl?!" Bucky stared at him open mouthed. "With a woman like that, and you're messin' around?!"
"Well not caught… and I wasn't kissing her… I mean, I was, but… she kissed me first, and I didn't-"
"Steve, did I teach you nothing about women? Nothing at all? One at a time, kid! You never two-time on a lady, 'cause then they do things like try to shoot you in the goddamn face!"
"I didn't mean to!" Steve blurted out, turning bright red. He was way out of his depth.
"Ugh... Steve!" Bucky buried his face in his hands. "You're hopeless."
"You think Peggy's still gonna be mad?"
"She shot you." Bucky deadpanned.
"At me…"
"...Yeah, I think she's probably mad."