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Hey everybody! Chapter 11 here! Thanks go to MissPumpkinHead – Yay! You got my birthday right! No one ever gets my birthday right! narutoisuke – Thank you! Seductive666Yaoi666Lover666 - that's a very long name you got there XD, thanks for reviewing 8D and Ryomarox – I know XD I do it as well :D
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DISCLAIMER: I don't own Naruto, But my mother owns me :D
SUMMERY: Naruto and his two fathers Kakashi and Iruka just moved to Konoha, In between crazy nail polish wearing occults , perverted teachers and making new, albeit strange, friends can he pass his GCSE's? with the help of a smitten Uchiha, let's hope so.
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Chapter 11: Dirty words and computer nerds.
Sasuke
may not have been around many people in his life, he found people a
waste of time and preferred to be alone, but he had enough experience
to know when someone was panicking.
And Naruto was
panicking.
"What are we gunna do!!! He saw us! He's gunna tell
your mum! She'll think I'm a sexual deviant! And then, then
she'll tell my Daddy and he'll have a 'my child is a sex
addict' induced heart attack, and my Dad will probably go all emo
on me because people recovering from heart attacks are delicate and
the hospital won't let you have sex on their beds and then he'll
start listening to Lionel Richie's 'Hello' and then once
Daddy's out of hospital he'll lock me in a cupboard and never
talk to me again!"
Sasuke stared at his small blonde
boyfriend.
"… You lost me at sexual
deviant…"
"Sasuke!"
"What?"
"This is
serious!"
Sasuke sighed.
"Don't be so paranoid Naru!, My
Mum loves you and Kakashi will probably give me an award for making
out with you, pervert that he is, and Iruka knows I love you, so
what's the problem?"
"Oh yea! You said you love me in front
of daddy, but you didn't have your hands up my shirt when you said
it! He won't be happy when he finds out we nearly…and you were
touching…and it felt so…."
Naruto blushed, changing the
subject.
"Do you remember the talk they gave you?"
Sasuke
paled.
"…Yeah, I remember…"
"Well that was the
watered down version!"
Sasuke's eyes widened fractionally.
"…You
mean there's…More!? But they told me everything, condoms, lube,
preparation, they had diagrams!"
"…They have two
life
size dummies and a periodic table of sexual positions…"
"Oh
My Gods!!!"
"Yeah, they keep them in the loft…"
Sasuke
shivered.
"…They must never know!"
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Kisame
stared over the head of a boy with red hair and multiple piercings to
look at the computer screen that resided there; mesmerized at the
rate at which the boys hands were moving.
"Whoa, you're a wiz
at this, do you practice?"
The boy tilted his head slightly to
show he was listening.
"Yes…on weekdays…"
Kisame
blinked.
"So what do you do on the weekends?"
The boy
sighed.
"I sit there and wait for my emails to come…"
Kisame
stared at him like he had grown a second head. The boy
continued.
"It's sad really…"
Kisame nodded.
"It
is…"
"They should take me away and lock me in a cell with
padding and a glass wall where teachers can bring students to see me
and say 'Look kids, this is what the internet will do to
you…'"
Kisame snickered.
"Well that would be
effective…is it done yet?"
The boy gave a
nod.
"Almost.."
Kisame grinned, showing his unnaturally
sharp teeth.
"Ok Akatsuki! The rescue mission is nearly ready!
Is everyone prepared?"
A boy with half his hair dyed green and
the other half dyed black held a net launcher into the
air.
"Ready!"
The blonde boy that had confronted Kisame
earlier held multicolored lolly's in the air.
"Ready!"
Sasori
waved a TachiDeiTobi Detector 3000 in the air.
"Ready!"
Kisame
clapped happily.
"Yes! Pein?! Is it done?"
The red head
with the piercings nodded.
"Indeed.."
Kisame drummed the
tips of his fingers together.
"Excellent…"(1)
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Iruka
stood in the kitchen next to his husband, washing dishes while
Kakashi dried them.
"And then two little blonde boys from 11E
did a report on hetrozy…"
Kakashi covered his ears.
"Don't
say that!"
Iruka blinked.
"Say what?"
"That word!
It's dirty!"
"What hetro?"
"ARGH!"
Iruka rolled
his eyes.
"Oh grow up!"
Kakashi turned to face his
lover.
"Me? Grow up?! I'm the mature one!"
Iruka's face
was blank.
"…Hetro…."
Kakashi stuck his fingers in his
ears.
"Ahh!"
He dropped the sponge he had been using to
wash his dishes to point at his partner.
"Says the mature
one!"
Kakashi threw his dish cloth at Iruka.
"shut up and
kiss me"
Iruka smiled at him.
"that's the most sensible
thing you've said all day"
"really? I thought the thing
about the chocolate squirrels was very sensible…"
Iruka sweat
dropped.
"Kashi, this is romantic don't make me hit
you…"
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(1)I
stole that from the Simpsons XD
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