((A/N: Whoot! Randomness!

Original Prompt: Akako makes a love potion (for whoever you choose), and puts it in a juice box. She gives it to the person, who gives it to Hakuba, because he has no lunch. Hakuba then temporairly falls hopelessly (AAAAKKKAAAKKOOOOO-CHAAAAAAAAOUN!) in love with Akako, who flees from him at any chance she can.

Hakuba is mysteriously absent the next day once he has regained control of himself.

-Muse-chan out!))

Love

A maniacal laugh issued from the other room and despite all the years he had worked under the sorceress, the manservant got chills merely thinking about what she must be up to.

Still, he gave his best smile to the beautiful witch when he handed her schoolbag to her and bid her a good day at school. This had nothing to do with fear however; Koizumi Akako just always seemed to bring out the best in him…

…despite all his knowledge, it really didn't matter to the man that this was only because he was under her spell.

--

Hakuba Saguru stared with a certain amount of disdain at the teenage magician currently being chased by a mop. It had taken him awhile to get used to Ekoda High's little… quirks, but by now he was well used to quite a few facts;

-Never piss off Onimaru from class 3A

-Be ready to duck at any given time(just in general)

-Don't even try to lie to Terumi Arai-san from class 2B

-Do your best to stay uninvolved when Kuroba Kaito and Nakamori Aoko 'fight'

There were countless other unspoken rules to follow but somehow the thoughts seem to drip from his mind when she entered.

He hated how she did that.

Koizumi Akako had an innate talent for derailing his train of thought, she hardly even tried, just a swish of her hair and he couldn't think straight for at least a few minutes.

It made for a very distasteful detective. He'd spent most of his detective years ensuring all his thoughts were precise and to the point, so having some girl(pretty as she may be) take that away effortlessly was not only frustrating but also unnerving. He felt like he was just a puppet when she was about.

And he didn't like that feeling. Not. One. Bit.

"Good morning, Hakuba-kun." The girl in question smiled winningly as she made her way to her seat, easily avoiding the chaos Kuroba and Aoko were causing.

"Good morning." He smiled in return but immediately found himself smiling afterwards; he hadn't even noticed he greeted her!

To say that Saguru didn't enjoy not controlling a situation would be an understatement. Even in the worst of situations he could generally keep a calm and collected head. That alone was enough to make him feel secure in his control over the situation.

Koizumi's mere presence took away even that small tidbit of control.

It was irritating.

Lost in all this thought, Saguru never noticed Akako drop something into Aoko's bag.

Akako smiled malevolently, if Kaito thought he could beat her in a contest of charm, he was very mistaken.

Momoi Keiko, from her seat behind Akako's, merely raised an eyebrow before shrugging; whatever she was up to it should prove interesting… and well worth a betting pool! Keiko grinned.

--

Midday hit and Kaito shot a suspicious glance at the wholly-too-innocent looking magical girl. Akako merely smiled in return, her plots already set into motion.

The rest of the group ignored them and merely opened their lunches.

"Ara…? I don't remember grabbing juice on the way out…" Aoko shrugged and smiled none the less, it was nice anyway. She was just about to drink some when what she assumed was Kaito's latest prank befell one Hakuba Saguru.

"HOT!!" Saguru choked on whatever he had eaten, desperately reaching for something to drink. Aoko being the helpful girl she is immediately relinquished her juice.

Akako could only watch the transaction with horror written on her face.

Keiko took note of all of this and went off to start the betting pool; time was of the essence after all!

--

To be a proper sorceress, there are many things you must understand.

One of these was the concept of 'over-doing it'. If one were to, per-say, put an enchanting spell on the male populace of the school and then, accidentally, give one of the bewitched men some highly concentrated love potion…

It was like adding too much salt when cooking; the ending results have always been known to be unpleasant.

"AKAKO-CHAN!!"

Koizumi Akako ignored the smug expression Kuroba gave her before she sprinted from the classroom. Much as she loved to be adored by her peers, there was a limit to what she could take.

And a completely love struck and mindless Hakuba Saguru went over this limit. If she told one of her many fans to take a hike, much as he would be upset to do it, he would obey her.

Apparently Saguru liked being in control, because he wouldn't listen to a word she said! It was crazy!

Aoko, next to the guffawing Kaito, stared at the bottle she had let Hakuba-kun drink shortly before his… transformation. She was sure it was the cause of it all but the question she really wanted to know the answer to was how it had caused this…

"AKAKO-CHAN!"

"LEAVE ME ALONE, MORTAL!"

"I CANNOT! MY LOVE FOR YOU IS TOO STRONG!"

"ARRRRRRRGH!"

--

The next day and long after the affects of the love potion had worn off, Saguru was mysteriously absent.

"I hear he's going back to England for good…"

"No! Not Hakuba-kun!"

"Do you think maybe Koizumi-chan… got rid of him?"

"…not entirely unlikely…"

From her seat in the classroom, Akako scoffed at the petty mortals as she pet her new cat.

"…Koizumi… is that Hakuba?"

She spared the thief only a glance before continuing her ministrations, "He would do well to listen to what I say the first time I say it."

The cat hissed.

"…that's another two weeks to your sentence, mortal."

((Ending Notes: o.O What have I done? X3 lol, I was planning it to be a bit fluffier, but aw well! What's done is done! :3

Anyone know who Terumi Arai-chan is? X3 You get a cookie if you do!

Anyone know why she was trying to give the potion to Aoko-chan? -hint: Shackled To Drabble-

-Muse-chan awaiting Fishy's arrival home.))