"Earth to England..." America said, trying to shake England from his daze, "Don't you wanna look for China's-" America was stopped midsentence by England, coving the American's mouth.
"Don't... say... a single... word..." He said darkly. America smiled under England's hand. "Can we just please get out of here! Something's bad gonna happen and you're gonna get us both in a heap of trouble!" England said, glaring at America.
"Mmmph! Dude! Lighten up! Nothing bad's gonna happen when I'm around!" America was really confident about his comment, leaving England to sigh, "Might as well look since we're here!" America started humming to some anime song while he was snooping around China's room.
England also looked around, not snooping but looking around. China's room was really clean; not a single thing out of place. It was also very bright compared to Hong Kong's room. England noticed a lot of pictures around her room, although they were mostly just her siblings. He didn't see a single picture of China.
England picked up another picture that was sitting on China's dresser. It was of the Allies but again, no China. England laughed at the picture; in it was he and France fighting, America laughing with a hamburger in his hand, and Russia, the only one looking at the camera, waving his pipe around and smiling at the camera. Guess Japan isn't the only one who loves taking pictures...
"Dude, it's impossible to find anything in China's room!" America complained, still looking for the 'items'. England looked over at America, setting the photo back down.
"W-well nothing over here..." He said when he didn't really look. England was really interested in China's collection of photographs. There was one of Japan as a child, young Taiwan dressed in fancy clothing, Vietnam and Thailand as children holding what seemed like a new paddle and baby elephant, young South Korea and his arm around another person England didn't recognized, who looked exactly like the Korean but longer hair and glaring, and finally, he saw a picture of Hong Kong, before he become his colony. England tilts his head a bit, a bit confused at what he saw; it was Hong Kong alright, but he was smiling brightly, holding a decorative lion head from one of those dancing lions show thing, on his own head.
"Watcha lookin' at, Iggy?" America asked, looking over the Brit's shoulders, making him jump.
"What'd I say about sneaking up on me?" England growled, causing America to grin ear to ear.
"Found any proof yet?" America asked, ignoring England's previous question. England shook his head, answering the question with a 'no', "Man! Did you even try?" The British man gulped, nervous America might see through him. "Guess I'm gonna have to look though everything again... You really are useless, England~"
"USELESS! Why you bloody-"
"Found something!" America called over to England. America's success mentally stabbed England, making him also lose all the color in him, "Pssh! They're all boxer! Hmm... Who knew...?" America added, still looking in the drawer. England fell to his knees, feeling defeated. All that panic... terrifying panic... "HAHAHA! ENGLAND! CHECK IT OUT!" America pulls out one of the boxers, revealing it to be covered in little Shinatty-Chans, "Kitty boxers!" America laughs. England just couldn't looked.
"Please America, could you put them away!" England face-palmed, "Why did this have to happen? I didn't even want to be a part of this bloody plan..." He mostly said to himself, "I should've just dragged you ou-"
"KYAAA!" Both England and America's heads shot over to the door. There stood the Taiwanese girl they thought had left.
"T-Taiwan...!" England stutters.
"AW CRAP!" America shouts, putting away the boxers before Taiwan noticed them.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING!" She shouts, pushing England, who was closer to her, down to the floor, making him tumble backwards towards America, "KYAAAA!" Taiwan screams again. She quickly grabs the bag she dropped off earlier and ran out the door.
"Bloody hell, that hurt..." England mumbles, rubbing the back of his head, "We're caught, you bloody arse!" England growled again at America.
"Hey! Don't go pointing fingers at me!" America growled back.
"BLOODY GIT! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE ASIANS ARE CAPABLE OF?" England shouts, shaking America vigorously by his shirt collar, "We need to go, NOW!" This time, it's England dragging America around.
Hong Kong sprinted though the halls, running towards his room for necessary defense. Actually, more like something to beat someone to death with. He ran into his room and opened up his drawer that was filled with the different weapons. Quickly, Hong Kong grabbed his black nunchucks with red dragons on them, out of the drawer, also taking some extra firecrackers with him, not setting off any of his own traps.
Right before he was out the door, Hong Kong noticed that his FFXIII-2 case was on his desk and not on the floor next to his PS3 like where he'd placed it. They were in here, too... Hong Kong was gonna make sure whoever was here would never see the living daylight of tomorrow. No one breaks into his home, scares his sibling, and definitely does not go in his room.
The Chinese boy was right about to exit him room, when he noticed a blur run by him.
"C-China! Wait for me!" Hong Kong turned back and saw Taiwan, out of breath and trying to keep up with the blur that was China, "H-Hong!" Taiwan stopped in front of the said nation, trying to catch her breath, "I-it's America and England *huff* They were snooping around *huff* China's stuff," Hong Kong took off towards China's room after hearing this, "HEY!" Taiwan shouted. She really hated how fast everyone was and how much stamina they had.
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING ARU!" England was just about to head out the door of China's room when China herself appeared in front of him. She started walking closer and closer to him, as crossed as ever and was armed with her weapon of choice: a wok. China had stopped by the kitchen before reaching her room. England started backing away from the furious Chinese girl, who only seemed to be more provoked when she saw America pop up behind the Brit.
"H-hey, China!" America greeted terrifyingly. China glared back, her eyes shining like a dragon's, "E-England wanted to know if you were really a girl or not!"
"WHAT!" England couldn't believe America was trying to blame him!
China swung her wok as hard as she could after hearing that they wanted to see if she was a girl. England and America were lucky enough to duck in time, the wok only missing by less than a centimeter. Before China could regain herself, the two terrified westerners ran out the door, running towards the exit. Their attempt quickly fail as Hong Kong was standing in front of them, blocking their path, holding onto twin blades that replaced his previous weapons of choice.
As America watched what was going on in front of them, England looked back and saw China speeding towards them, ready to swing her wok once again. England ducked again, but still got somewhat hit this time. It wasn't as bad as if he were to get a direct hit, but it still hurt. America was too busy with Hong Kong to notice anything until China's wok come in contact with the wall next to them when she missed England.
While China was trying to pull the wok out of the wall, America grabbed the dizzy England and slid past Hong Kong, who was so close to slicing his target that their hair was cut. Hong Kong quickly tried to stop the escaping westerners, throwing some of his weaker firecrackers at them, since they were inside. The firecrackers however, still exploded, making the running America and dragged England lose their balance and fall to the floor, so very close to the exit.
China wasn't about to let the two leave so easily. Forgetting about the wok, which was really wedged into the wall, China grabbed Hong Kong's twin blades and walked through the smoke, over towards England and America. The said two were still on the floor when they saw China. She was surrounded by a dark smoggy smoke cloud, holding the blade mere centimeters from their faces. China, from their point of view, looked to be surrounded by a real dark Chinese dragon, with eyes glaring with burning rage at them just like hers.
"Question my gender again and I won't be so merciful aru..." China growled, "GO!" She roared and America quickly complied, dragging the half conscious England with him. He had a new fear of the small dragon-like nation. Only China could be this terrifying while looking so cute in a uniform. That's what America was thinking as ran off the Asians' property.
"Hong Kong! Taiwan!" China called out. Hong Kong walked up behind China while Taiwan walked out of Hong Kong's room, where she was hiding.
"Yes..."
"I want you two to clean this mess up aru..." China said, back towards Hong Kong and Taiwan. The two younger Asians looked around the hall; all that needed to get cleaned up were a couple of burnt marks on the walls and floors, a wok that needed to pulled out of the wall and the same wall needed to be fixed. It did seem like a lot work but neither one wanted to anger China anymore than she ready was. She turned around and started walking towards her room, "Go aru!" she added once her back faced them once again.
"Yes, China Jiejie..."
"Gege!" China roared back, correcting her siblings and also frightening them. She turned back to them, her eyes still resembling a dragon's, "I am your older brother and you will address me as so aru..." China turned back towards her room, yanking all the hair accessories off, freeing it from the being tied up into buns.
China opened her bedroom door then slammed it shut once inside, making Hong Kong and Taiwan jump. Hong Kong turned to his other sister, noticing the terrified look on her face.
"Taiwan..." The Taiwanese girl fell to her knees. Never had she seen her beloved and sweet older sister, look at her with such malice. Hong Kong had the same thought. Deep inside, he knew his oldest sister changed; darkened. Hong Kong looked down at Taiwan but wasn't really looking at her. He was just staring blankly into space, blaming himself for breaking China... For breaking Yao...
"Hey, Taiwan... Why don't you go out back and get some fresh air..." Taiwan looked up towards her younger brother, fear still showing in her eyes.
"B-but Jie- Gege said to clean-"
"I'll handle it... It was all my fault anyways..." Hong Kong interrupted. He helped Taiwan up and she gave the boy a hug walking towards the back door. Hong Kong heard Taiwan starting to cry. It's all my fault... Hong Kong repeated to himself, all of it... He started to pry the wok from the wall to start things off, still repeating the same thing over and over in his mind.
China finally got out of the girly outfit and back into her comfortable traditional Chinese clothing. She laid on her bed down on her bed, looking up at the ceiling, exhausted from the event that had just taken place. She looked at her hands above her head, seeing small and dainty hands, then let them fall back onto her bed. Why must she be born a women...? China growled at the thought. Never again will she be called a girl...
It's 1:40 in the morning...
Hetalia belongs to Hidekaz Himaruya