Wow it's been awhile O.o
Ok, peeps, I'm adding the only OCs that have been reviewed in the previous chapters
And I'm using only the dares and truths reviewed as well
So please enjoy!
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Hien sighed and sulked at the corner of her room. Deidara came up behind her.
"Eh, what's wrong Hien-chan?" he asked. The blue haired hostess began to cry.
"I think I've lost more then half my reviewers" she cried more, huggling Deidara.
Everyone gasped.
"But that's impossible!" Tenten exclaimed. "Your fic is one of the most popular ones on your story list!"
"I know! But I haven't updated in such a long time because I'm lazy and school is evil to me" Hien sulked even more. Deidara hugged her.
"Well finally" Sasuke shook his head. "It's about time people started seeing how lame your story is"
Everyone glared at him. And I mean everyone! (because they care about me )
He backed off.
"That wasn't helping Sasuke-kun" Nicole growled at him.
"Well it's the truth!" he exclaimed.
"No!" Satomi jumped up and ran to Hien. "Hein-chan you must continue! You still have reviewers who want to read more of your brilliance!"
"But they hate me for not updating!"
"You won't know that till you post this chapter! So get your ass up girl!"
Hien thought for a minute. Then she jumped up into a superman pose.
"Your right Satomi-chan! I must try! Even if my reviewers and audience hate me for not updating regularly, I will still continue the story for those who have stuck around!"
Everyone clapped. Sasuke sighed and rolled his eyes. Nicole hit him at the back of his head and kept on clapping as he glared.
"Alright! Before I start, I will bring in the OCs who have stuck around!" Hien smiled.
"Where we're they this whole time?" Neji asked.
"Oh, I sent them on a vacation to Orlando, Florida while I get my lazy ass to the computer to type the new chapter" she answered. Neji mumbled 'of course'.
Hien then gestured to her door. "Come on in peeps!" The door suddenly burst open.
Amayne entered the scene wearing a one-piece blue and white swimming suit and carrying a large inflatable duck. She smiled.
"Hey everyone! Glad to be back! What a vacation! Happy to see everyone here for another chapter!" she waltzed over to a small group and sat down, still smiling.
"And another!" Hien exclaimed.
Zen-Aku walks into the room with a gothic-like swimsuit on. "Yo"
Everyone looked at Hien.
"Who the hell is she?" they all asked.
"Um, well, ya see her creator wanted me to add her but I still need some more information on her" Hien shrugged. "So till then, welcome her!"
Zen-Aku sat herself down in the middle of Chouji and Shikamaru.
"And another!"
A girl wearing her head-band over her eyes, a no sleeve fishnet shirt with a black cloth covering her chest, and brown caprice tucked into laces up black boots. She also had black hair that goes above her waist.
She smiled. "Hello everyone! My name is Hojiko Uchiha! I am Sasuke and Itachi's cousin. Please to be here with everyone!"
Sasuke looked at Itachi who looked back.
"For the love of Mary! Just how many Uchihas have you not murdered!?"
"Good question" Itachi answered. Then he went silent. Sasuke glared again and turned back only to see the legs of his cousin in view. He looked up, startled, and she smiled down. Then she sat on his left, while Nicole is on his right.
"Oh look! My cousin-in-law" Nicole exclaimed.
"Hey there!" Hojiko waved.
"Let's get to the introductions later!" Hien interrupted. "Time to bring in another"
Another female walked it. She had ocean blue eyes and blond hair. She was wearing a low cute blue sleeved shirt with a long sleeved black shirt under neither, faded black jeans and a pair of blue VANS (have no idea what that is XD).
"Yo! My name is Saka Uzumaki! Naruto's twin!"
Everyone gawked, except for Naruto, who everyone thought was going to start crying.
"NEEEEEEE-CHAAAAAAN!!" he cried.
"NIIIIIIIII-CHAAAAAAAN!!" she cried and they tackled each other in a hug.
"THEY'RE SO YOUTHFUUUUUUL!!" Rock Lee jumped up and started to cry.
Everyone kept on gawking at the scene. Hien snapped out of it.
"Aw! That's so cute! It's nice to see an Uzumaki reunion!"
"Plus Rock Lee's usual speech" Satomi added.
"Well, I'm glad I ain't one of 'em" Kiba followed, raising an eyebrow. Naruto and Saka let go of each other and plopped down next to the others. Rock Lee followed.
"Well then! More OCs" Hien gestured again to the door.
"Oh perfect…"Kankuro sighed.
"Hey! You said you would stop whining about that!" Satomi pointed accusingly at him.
Yuri suddenly walked in at that time. She was wearing a two-piece leather swimsuit and carrying a large sponge noodle painted black. Hoshi stood behind her, in small blue shorts. She raised an eyebrow to everyone.
"Hey yo"
Everyone backed away slowly, remembering the last time this OC was introduced.
"Um, Yuri-chan, don't pull up your headband again, k?" Satomi asked, noticing the frightened characters.
"Ya, sure but you guys were the ones who suggested it"
"Why not?' Hien asked to Satomi's request.
"No reason" her friend waved her hand. "Just don't Yuri-chan"
Yuri shrugged and sat down across from Itachi. Hoshi came crawling towards her lap.
"Alrighty then! More"
Sara came in this time. She was wearing a red, one-piece suit with bright orange shorts. She waved a little and smiled.
"Yay! More chapters!" she sat down at an empty spot. She was still dripping wet so the characters gave her some space. She didn't notice.
Jake came in right then, breaking down Hien's door.
"WAZZZZZZUP my home-peeps!! I missed all of ya!!" he exclaimed, sprouting water everywhere in his yellow T-shirt and blue shorts.
Everyone just stared at him.
"FUCK NO!" Hien punched Jake right out to the ocean and everyone could hear the major splash outside. "YOU BROKE MY FUCKIN' DOOR, YOU IDIOT!! YOUR PAYING FOR THAT!!"
She sat down, then, huffing. Satomi patted her shoulder to make her calm down.
Jake climbed back up again, wetter. He still smiled.
"Um, my bad. I defiantly will fix your door!" silence "later"
It took ten characters to hold Hien down from killing the idiot. He ignored and sat down beside Naruto.
"I am ashamed to be related to you" Amayne sighed. Jake grinned at her.
"Jeez, u bastard" Hien growled at him. Then she sighed and put on another smile. "Alrighty! Let's go to the other OCs!"
Hazel and Angelis came in, whispering some things to each other. Both were wearing two-pieces, Hazel wore the color green and Angelis, the color white. They were giggling.
"Hey, what's so funny?" Satomi asked. Both girls looked at her, still smiling.
"Nothing!" Hazel exclaimed happily. The female next to her nodded. Satomi pouted.
Both female sat on either side of Kiba.
"And last but not least!" Hein looked to the door.
A female came out (um, you haven't sent me a description of what she looks like yet!).
"Hello everyone! My name is Talence Hirengawoshi!"
"Wow, that's the longest name I've heard" Gaara shook his head.
"Ah! Talence-chan!" Hazel exclaimed, jumping up.
"Hazel-chan!" Talence exclaimed. The two embraced.
"Um…" Satomi looked confused.
"Their cousins" Hien nodded. Everyone 'ah'ed, getting it.
"Ok peeps!! TIME FOR THE TRUTH AND DARES!!" Satomi shouted. Everyone cheered. Except for Sasuke. Nicole hit him again.
"Can I go first Hien-chan?"
"Sure!" Hien gave her the thumbs-up.
"Yay! Ok, the first truth or dare goes to Amayne-chan!" Satomi pointed to the female.
"Ok"
"Truth or dare!"
"Don't say-"Sasuke was cut off by the authoress (–insert evil laughs-).
"Why do you keep rebelling? You'll never win" Neji snickered.
"Dare" Amayne answered, calmly.
"Ha! You must turn to your smart 2 year old self again!"
"How the hell am I supposed to do that!?"
"I don't know…but your creator commands it!"
Amayne sighed and scowled "fine". Then she forced a smile and a glimmer of childish mischief appeared over her eyes. "Hello everyone! I am Amayne!! Let's be friends even though I'm smarter!"
Everyone just stared at her.
"Haha, that was pretty good!" Jake commented.
"Alrighty then! Next one goes to you, Jake!" Satomi pointed at him know.
"Oh yay!"
"Truth or dare?"
"Dare!"
Satomi walked over to him, knelt down and whispered something in his ear. Jake nodded happily and got up. He moved so fast no one could see him. He had swiped something and threw it under Hien's bed. Then he sat back down and smiled at the shocked room.
"Um, what the fuck?" Hojiko raised an eyebrow.
"Hey! My fic isn't rated high enough for that!"
"But you said fuck three times just a few moments ago"
"Oh…well that's cause I was mad!!" she said this as she glared at Jake, who still smiled.
"What in the world did you just through under Hien's bed" Tenten asked.
"Nooooothing…"
"What the!?" Amayne was looking onto her empty lap. "Where did my blanky go" Jake giggled. She glared at him and tackled him, pinning him down. She turned demonic. "Jake, where is my blanky?"
"Oh hell no. You hid it under Hien's bed?" Sasuke asked. Amayne snapped up and jumped for Hien's bed. She reached in a grabbed it out, hugging it.
"Aw that was mean!" Hien huffed.
"It was the dare" Satomi shrugged.
"Ok, I'll do it this time" Hien looked over at Itachi who stared back. "Truth or dare?"
"Dare, I suppose" Itachi sighed. Sasuke snickered and Yuri smiled a little. Everyone's dares, but the idiots, have something to do with torture. These two would enjoy whatever was coming to Itachi.
Hien looked at the reviews and gasped. "OH FUCK NO!"
"See!" Hojiko pointed out.
"No this is serious man!"
Satomi glanced at the reviews and laughed out loud. Hien cried on Deidara's lap. Everyone was really confused.
"What is the damn dare!" Sasuke exclaimed.
"Itachi has ta cut Hien's hair" Satomi laughed even more.
"Not all, please, not all of it" Hien cried more. Itachi sighed again and began asking people if they has scissors.
"THAT'S IT?" Yuri got up angrily. "THAT'S ALL HE GETS!!"
"'fraid so" Satomi shrugged. Yuri became furious but calmed down when her son tugged on her leg. She sat down and folded her arms angrily.
Itachi finally found scissors on the floor (damn right, I leave them there .). He came behind Hien and sat down behind her. She held onto Deidara as Itachi began to snip of Hien's lovely blue threads (-insert cries from cries from the authoress cause that is her hair-).
"Let's go to the next one!" Satomi exclaimed. "Sasuke! Truth or dare"
"D-d-da-da-"Sasuke tried to resist the force of the authoress but the power was too overwhelming. "Dare!"
"Hell yes!" Hien exclaimed, happily. Then cried out as Itachi pulled her hair to keep quite.
"You must kiss Orochimaru!!" Satomi shouted. Everyone stared blankly. She stared back confused. "Isn't everyone shocked!? Maybe even a little amused?"
"I'm just sickened" Sasuke held his stomach, as if not trying to throw up. Orochimaru smiled and wetted his lips with is overly long tongue. Kabuto and Nicole were fuming with jealousy.
"Um, we're all pretty used to the fact that Orochimaru is gay" Angelis said what everyone was thinking.
"Oh…right" Satomi looked away, sighing. "Well, get is over with Sasuke!"
The emo Uchiha folded his arms and looked away, acting as stubborn as usual.
"Come on Sasuke-chan! It's only one kiss" Orochimaru approached Sasuke, seductively.
"Oh hell no…" Nicole growled.
"Ya, I'm pretty much scarred for life" Shikamaru groaned.
Orochimaru finally draped himself over the rejecting Uchiha and licked his cheek.
"Damn, damn, damn, damn…" Sasuke whispered under his breath and wiped the snake man's saliva. Then Orochimaru kissed Sasuke square on the lips.
"Hey!" Satomi pointed at the two. "Sasuke was supposed to kiss Orochimaru!! Not the other way around"
"Who cares!?" Hein took out her camera and snapped some photos.
"I'll pay for those" Itachi said, raising one hand and holding the scissors in the other.
"Me too!" Kiba volunteered.
"Now, now, you all will get a copy once I scan them on my PC! Damn I need the money" Hien giggled, waving the camera in the air.
Sasuke punched the snake man and got up, glaring at the blue haired hostess. "Hand those over!" he leaped at her but she jumped up, crying out again when Itachi's grip tightened around her now short hair. Hien looked down at her new bangs and hairstyle.
"Hey! This is actually really nice!"
"You doubted me?" Itachi raised an eyebrow at her. "That'll be 30"
"Oh, Itachi! You can't make a profit from dares" Satomi laughed. "But you could defiantly get a job as a hairstylist!"
Itachi 'hmed' and sat back in his original place. Sasuke dashed around, chasing the blue haired hostess as she laughed, running around.
"Well, while they're doing that, Sakura and Ino, your up next" satomi growled that last few words.
"Yay!" the two shrieked.
"For the love of God! Can you, like, not answer them when they call your name!" Hazel shouted.
"Ya, and answer quietly! So quite we can't even hear you!" Saka added.
"Seriously…" Shino agreed. The two stayed silent then.
"Truth or dare?" Satomi asked. Seriously why does she even need to ask?
"Dare!' the two witches answered.
"Close your eyes"
"That's it?" Naruto asked.
"Yep"
"Oh yay!!" the two screamed. Saka and Hazel sent them warning glares.
Sakura and Ino closed there eyes.
"Ok! Bang 'em!" Satomi shouted.
Suddenly, two figures came rushing in. One had red hair in a ponytail and spiked up to look like a pineapple. He also wore a black and white kimono and tattoos on his eyebrows. The other figure has spiky orange hair and the same outfit as the other.
"What the hell?" Hien stopped running, making Sasuke run into her and fall down. "Renji and Ichigo?"
"Yo!" Renji waved a hand. Then he and his friend grabbed Ino and Sakura, tying them with a rope and gagging them with sponge balls.
"Aren't they from a different anime?" tenten asked. Neji shrugged.
"I guess that's the power of the authoress"
Tenten couldn't deny that.
Ichigo and Renji grabbed the two females and left the building. Everyone could her the two huge splashes coming from outside.
"Did they just-"Chouji began to ask.
"Damn right" Yuri sighed.
"Awesome!" Jake jumped up and danced joyfully.
"Sit your ass down" Amayne said in a kid voice.
"Ok you can stop know" Satomi chuckled.
"Yay" Amayne sighed. Jake sat down beside her.
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Damn right I brought in these two in! Lately, I've been more into Bleach then Naruto (shocking I know!) But it doesn't mean that I left the Naruto fandom! This new anime is just a little more interesting ;)! You'll maybe see more Bleach characters and other anime characters coming in!
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"So then, Naruto?" Satomi looked over at the blonde baka. He straightened up and got ready. "Truth or dare?"
"Truth!"
"WHAT!?" everyone shouted.
"Wow, it's been quite a while since we've had a truth" Hien smiled, dragging Sasuke to Nicole and forced him to sit down. She walked back and sat next to Deidara.
"Damn right! This is shocking" Sara gasped.
"I guess I'm lucky!" Naruto gave her the thumbs up.
"Awesome Naruto! Your youth has helped you" Rock Lee punched the air.
"What ta go, bro!" Saka hugged him. He hugged back and another Uzumaki moment appeared.
"Naruto" Satomi directed the blonde's attention back to her. "Here's your question: Do you really love Sakura or are you just saying that to throw people off when you really love Hinata?"
"Wow…" Shikamaru shook his head.
"Well, after seeing how she is portrayed by you Sakura haters, I'd have to say that I don't like her as much as I used to" he answered truthfully. "But I thought Hinata liked someone else so I don't really love her. She's just a friend."
Hinata looked down sadly, still blushed.
Hien hit the blonde. "Stupid idiot! I knew Hinata deserved better!"
"Calm down, Hien-chan!" Satomi grabbed her friend's arm. "Don't worry Naruto, Hinata's free"
"But no funny ideas" Neji sent Naruto a glare.
"Ya…he's the other reason…" Naruto looked away from the glare.
"Well, it's nice to have a truth once and awhile" Satomi huffed.
"I'll take it from here. Have a break" Hien told her partner. She nodded and sat down.
"This one is for Neji" Hien pointed to the Hyuuga.
"Finally" he said. "Usually, I never get one of these"
"Ya, a lot of characters haven't had a chance" Hien then turned to face the audience. "Um, people, just to be fair, could you send some dares for different characters?"
"Please!!" Sasuke begged. Everyone looked at him. He looked back and straightened up.
"Anyways," Hien turned to the audience again "please send some dares and truths for more characters!"
"Just sending the message across" Sasori gave the audience a thumbs up.
"Alright Neji, "Hien turned to the Hyuuga again. "Truth or dare?"
"Truth, I guess"
"In that last chapter, what did you mean by 'the idiots are the lucky ones'?"
Neji blushed and looked around at the room. Everyone was staring at him.
"Um, well, you see, uh…"
"Haha, I've never seen Neji so baffled!" Rock lee laughed. Tenten punched him to shut up.
"Oh I remember that!" Satomi exclaimed. "Wasn't it after you said to Naruto for a dare, to kiss Hinata?"
"Ya it was that!" Hien nodded.
"So what's you answer Neji?"
The Hyuuga male sighed and blushed a little. "I-I thought Naruto was…"
Everyone eased in.
"I…knew Hinata liked Naruto and when he kissed her I was scared he was going to start liking her so I thought that he was lucky to have her"
Everyone stayed silent.
"Oh is that it?" Hazel asked.
"Darn, I was expecting….something else" Talence said, raising an eyebrow. Everyone agreed.
"Nope, that's the truth" Neji nodded.
"Well it's ok! Cause nothing happened right!" Naruto laughed. Hien hit the blonde on the head again as Hinata sat silently, sadly.
"Ok, the next one is for…Sasuke!" Hien pointed happily to the now scared looking Uchiha. He back away slowly. "Truth or dare?"
"Dare" Sasuke swore under his breathe.
"Excellent choice" Hien snickered.
"I'm beginning to think it wasn't such a good one" he whispered.
"You must now do a geisha sex act with Nicole!"
Everyone burst out laughing but Nicole laughed the hardest.
Sasuke stared, baffled. "No power in the world could make me do that…"
"No power like the authoress" Satomi laughed. Sasuke folded his arms and acted stubborn.
"Uh, TheDarkHyuuga?" Hien questioned. As if on time, Sasuke unfolded his arms and got up.
"I'm ready for the geisha sex act!!"
Everyone was shocked. Nicole smiled and got up. "Yay!"
"Ok, give me a minute!!" Hien rushed to her closet, opened it, fumbled a little then pulled out to gold, red and green kimonos with fine white laces strapped on the chest area and white clothing under for comfort. "Here are two genuine costumes for you two!"
"Why do you have those?" Rock Lee asked.
"No reason" Hien flashed her most innocent smile that the others in the room learned never to trust. She gave Nicole and Sasuke their outfits and shoved them in her closet, locking it as she closed it. "I've got some geisha makeup in there somewhere. Look for it!" she called in.
"Well, let's get to the next one while those two change" Satomi suggested. Hien agreed. "This one if for Yuri-san!"
Yuri perked at the mention of her name.
"Truth or dare?"
"Dare, I suppose"
"Damn, power of the authoress" Sasori murmured.
"Say your last name!" Satomi exclaimed.
"Do you think that's a good idea?" Yuri asked, cocking an eyebrow.
"Well, it's in the dare…"
"Fine" She sighed and said "my last name is Kataba"
The room fell silent.
"Oh, so you are from that clan…"Neji looked at her strangely. Everyone, but the OCs, nodded. Hien just shrugged at them
"I think it's a pretty last name!"
"Yes!" Satomi backed her up.
"Do you even have any idea what clan she comes from?" Shikamaru asked.
"Aw, who cares! We're all friends here, no matter who we are" she pointed at the Akatsuki trio, and the sound nins. "See!"
Everyone looked at each other, rolled their eyes and nodded.
"Um, we're ready!" Nicole called. Everyone directed their attention at the closet door. Nicole stepped out, wearing lovely geisha's makeup and the kimono that wrapped around her perfectly. She twirled around a little and smiled. "So, how do I look?"
"Beautiful!" Satomi gave her the thumbs up. Nicole blushed. Everyone was still staring at the closet door still, waiting for her partner to come out.
"Come on Uchiha!" Choji called, snickering at the end.
"I'm not coming out and you can't make me!" Sasuke growled back. Nicole sighed, ran back in and started to drag him out. First everyone saw a whitened hand, then an arm covered with kimono clothing then the whole body came out.
Everyone stared at a white faced Sasuke with red lipstick, black mascara, purple eye shadow, and hair neatly up in a bun.
The room was first silent, but was filled with loud cackling, giggling, chuckling and laughing.
"I hate all of you…"Sasuke whispered under his breath.
"Now, go on!" Hien exclaimed. "Do your sex act!"
WARNING
THE FOLLOWING CAN NOT BE SHOWN BECAUSE, WELL, MY FIC IS NOT RATED M!! IT IS RATED T, SO I'M AFRAID WE WILL HAVE TO SKIP THROUGH THIS SEX ACT.
THANK YOU
"Wow, that was hot" Deidara commented. Everyone agreed. Some had their eyes closed part way through.
"You two…probably want to go wash of a little…"Hien tried to breath. Nicole and Sasuke nodded and walked into Hien's bathroom. The blue haired host ran to her closet and got Nicole and Sasuke's outfits. She threw them in the washroom.
Wiping her brow, Satomi got up and announced "ok! Next one goes to Itachi!" she pointed at the Akatsuki, who just stared back. "Truth or dare?"
"Dare"
"You must hug Yuri-san and save lovey dovey things to her!"
"Oh hell no…" Yuri growled.
"Sorry, the review has spoken!!" Hien laughed. Yuri cursed under her breath. Itachi got up, walked over to her and sat down next to her. She glared and looked away. He hugged her then and she grew stiff. Then he whispered some things in her ear that made her scream.
"That's not sweet at all! Those are dirty words!"
"Hey Itachi! It's supposed to be lovey dovey! Not dirty!" Hien protested.
"Lovey dovey, for Akatsukis, is translated to dirty talking" he answered, resenting the rejection of Yuri pushing him away.
"Well, that doesn't work" Satomi whispered. Hien sighed.
"Ok, Itachi, your dare is done"
Itachi finally let Yuri push him away and he walked back to his place.
Sasuke and Nicole walked in, wearing their regular outfits and face washed from the makeup. They took their place.
"What happened?" Sasuke asked. Yuri glared at the room, and no one answered him.
"Well, Sasuke!" Satomi began "the last one goes to you! Happy?"
"No"
"Who cares! Truth or dare?"
"Dare"
"Sing 'Apologize' to Itachi"
"Darn, I hate that song"
"Who cares! Sing it!"
Hien got up quickly and went to her closet. She opened and entered A few minutes later, she came out dragging a huge stereo and microphone. She quickly set it all up and gave the microphone to Sasuke.
"Here is my Karaoke stereo! Let me just find the song" she scanned the PC.
"Jeez, how does she stuff everything in there?" Kankuro asked. Saka shrugged.
"That's the stereo she used when she dragged us all to her karaoke" Temari whispered. The purple faced sand nin looked confused, and then his memory came back.
"Oh…right…"
"Ok Sasuke!" Hien exclaimed. "I found the song! Now sing your heart out!" she pressed play and the music began. Sasuke sighed but decided to get it over with.
He began to sing.
Everyone joined in now and then, as Sasuke pointed at Itachi the whole time.
"Well that's was a nice chapter!" Satomi smiled, looking at Hien. She was too busy singing along. "Oh, well, I'll say our good bye then. Ja Ne!"
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Did I do it?
Yes I did!
I finished this chapter!!
I hope you all liked!!