A/N: I just horribly lost at chess to the computer (I'm still a beginner), so now I'm updating. It's now going to get crazy and strange. And it's reaching the climax, and by March, it'll probably be over. :/ although I'll probably have a sequel, knowing myself. Lol. just need an idea, i already have one, but i can't tell you without ruining the end of this story. :)

"Where are we now?" George asked. He was remembering some lessons he learned when he was young, about World War II. This looked a lot like the pictures.

"We're in Nevada, America. I thought I told you this." Et said irritably.

"Well, this looks like a… whatever it's called camp during that Muggle war!"

"You mean a concentration camp, or an internment camp?"

"Uh…"

"I knew you meant the 'uh' camps." Et laughed. George did too.

"Anyway, what's with all the protection stuff?"

"Like the fence?"

"Yeah."

"Ask George Bush."

"Why him? Who is he, anyway?"

"The United States president."

"So why should I ask him?"

"Because this is a secret military base. Not so secret, though… half the world questions what's held inside."

"What is held inside?"

"Proof of either the existence or non-existence of extraterrestrials."

"Do you mean aliens?" George laughed. "Those are just some Muggle rumor."

"Clearly you aren't a believer. I always was. And still am." Et was being serious.

"How could you think such nonsense is real?"

"I don't think. I know."

"Er… okay? Well… why are we here, to find out the truth? Or what?"

"We are here to hitch a ride to Jupiter."

"WHAT?"

"You heard me."

"With… these… no… not real… things… HOW?"

"Well, we simply get in and fly there."

"Why don't we just go to some space center, or Apparate there?"

"We aren't astronauts, thus can't tag along in a space ship, and you can not Apparate outside of the Earth. Just like you can't Apparate into Hogwarts."

"Oh. So, how are we going to fly any dust in here? Or whatever alien dummies they have?"

"I thought it was obvious."

"Well, it's NOT."

"I've already arranged it. Zwimipu, an alien, is going to come get us and fly us to Jupiter." Et explained impatiently. George couldn't control his laughter.

"I'm not lying, George."

"You… make… Luna… Lovegood's… beliefs… look… sane!" George laughed.

"They are sane, as are mine."

"…Oh…Merlin…" George choked out between laughter.

"I'll prove it to you in a few hours. But for now, we must set up camp. We can't ride out in space in broad daylight."

"Yeah… I suppose you're right," George laughed at how wrong he was in saying Et was right. They were not going to meet aliens, as they are non-existent. Duh.

"Hey, I just thought of something." George said, not laughing, once they'd crawled into the tent. It had two bedrooms, two bathrooms, a kitchen, and a sitting room.

"What?"

"Well, when I fell into that tunnel, it looked a hundred feet tall. How did I not die if I fell that much? Harry almost died after falling only fifty feet. Onto grass."

"You did not fall a hundred feet, that was just an illusion. You really fell about fifteen feet."

"Oh. Well, er, good… night? Or day? Well, anyway, I guess just sleep well."

"You too, George." They both went into their bedrooms.

George simply couldn't believe it. No one he knew, except Luna, believed in anything so far-fetched. Maybe Et was Luna… no, where would she get such a nickname? It's true he didn't know her middle name. Either way, George knew Luna was in Portugal, looking for Gultwater Sninplies or something like that, and wouldn't be back for another month still. She worked to find creatures that many believed fake. So far she had proved Crumple-Horned Snorckacks are, indeed, real. So maybe aliens are real, George thought for a second. No way, they are a Muggle rumor. Very unrealistic. It was all so confusing… George thought as he fell asleep.

Et, meanwhile, was furious. How could so many people, wizards, witches, and muggles alike, not believe in life on other planets? There had even been sightings by both kinds! Well, at least George will learn, she thought as she fell asleep.

"Time to wake up now." a hissing voice came from the alarm clock. Et groggily pressed the button, realizing it was 2:30 a.m. Darn, they'd overslept! At least it was only a half hour.

"George!" She shook him. It didn't work. "Wake up!" Still not working. "Aguamenti!"

"ARGH!" George was at least awake, even though he was in a rather foul mood.

"Sorry, we overslept, a half hour, we've gotta go now."

"Bloody hell, are you still on about those aliens?"

"Yes, I am." she hissed back. "Now let's go!"

"But they're not-"

"You'll never finish that sentence." What was with this new, dark, mood?, George thought.

After a while of casting charms, climbing fences, dodging guards, and just general walking, George and Et finally reached a small, secluded, unprotected, area. Et lifted their protecting charms, and George saw a distant yellow light on the field. His heart practically stopped. A green creature, about 5'5, with huge, black, eyes, was strolling toward them with a big smile on his face, eying George especially.

A/N: sorry, cliffhanger. But I've been doing it forever, it seems, and well… I would've done it anyway. : ) Do you believe in aliens? lol, i kinda do... review please!