I DON'T OWN NARUTO OR MAKE ANY PROFITS OFF OF IT BUT I DO FIND IT HILLARIOS
SNEEZE CALLER I.D
Naruto
ACHOOO! "Gesundite kit." "Thanx fox, I must be coming down with a cold or something." "Don't be a baka kit you know you can't get sick.""Then why am I sneezing fox, I know I'm not allergic to anything?" "Oh kit, you dissapoint me did you even hear what that white haired pervert said? What he said is, 'every time you sneeze someone is thinking about you.' Hell for that matter I can show you who it was and what they are thinking and doing at the time kind of like a movie." " Really, cool can you do it now?" "Sure kit hang on here it comes."
Sakura
'That baka, Naruto, all he ever does is get in the way of my Sasuke-kun I knew if it weren't for him he would go out with me oh, well I should just get back to my work.'
Naruto
"Man, why did I even like her in the first place? All she ever did was hit and bad mouth me. And to tell the truth she isn't even that good looking either. Hell, let the teme have her. "That's the spirit kit now go and find a new mate." "Yeah but who? And with that he went to bed, hoping tomorrow would be a better day.