Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto so that means that I'm not Masashi Kishimoto.
Chapter posted 03/15/2008.
I edited the first chapters a little for correct some mistakes like the ? which appears sometimes.
Thank you again for the support you readers are giving to my story.
Next week I won't have access to my PC during weekend, the chapter will be shorter and posted in the middle of the week.
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"YES, HE WON!!!", shout Naruto hugging the nearest person in his happiness.
That person happened to be Hinata, the poor/lucky girl was speechless.
"N-Naruto-kun i-is h-hugging me...", thought before fainting.
"Would you mind releash my daughter, Uzumaki-san?", asked Hyuuga Hiashi politely, "...she is not feeling very well now"
"Um, ok Hyuuga-san", responded Naruto noticing what he was doing, "do you know what happened to her?", said Naruto
concerned.
"Nothing serious, it comes from her mother's side", responded Hiashi, "...she will be ok in a few minutes"
"Is she sick? why she is not in bed? she always turns red whenever I talk to her...", said Naruto in his I'manannoyingquestioningbrat mode.
Hiashi ignored Naruto's questions and told him to look at the Arena to see what happened to Gai.
"So she likes him...", thought Hiashi looking at Hinata, "...I'll better keep this for myself, so she won't have problems derived from that."
Meanwhile Arashi and Hayate were pulling Gai's legs unburying him while a group of medics came to them with a stretcher.
"Be careful with him, there's a high chance of him having is skull damaged", warned one of them.
"Don't worry about that...", responded Minato, "...his head is unbreakable, he uses a special jutsu in his hair that makes his hair harder than steel, that's the reason he has this bowl-like hair cut, it works like a helmet".
As a demonstration, Minato threw a shuriken to Gai's head, it bounced to everyone's surprise.
"AH, MY YOUTHFUL OPPONENT HAS FIGURED OUT MY LITTLE SECRET!", said Gai trying to get up. "YES I CREATED THIS JUTSU USING MY FAMILY'S SECRET HAIR GEL RECIPE AND COMBINING IT WITH THIS ULTRA COOL HAIR DRESS!", said Gai waking up.
"Family secret hair gel recipe??", thought everyone with a sweat drop.
"BY THE WAY, UZUMAKI-SAN, HOW DID YOU MANAGE TO TURN MY OWN TECHNIQUE AGAINST ME?", asked Gai pointing at Arashi until his wrist broke.
"Keep yourself still!!", exploded one of the medics, "all your body his severely damaged due to your self destroying techniques, you'll take at least one week in bed"
"Uzumaki-san...", told the Hokage, "...would you mind explain to the crowd how did you escape such a dangerous attack?"
"It's very simple, I used the Enhanced Kawarimi, it is a one of my clan's jutsus, it switchs my position and posture with my opponent's, so it was Gai who received all the force of the impact plus the injuries derived from being the one performing that jutsu...", said Arashi putting back his cloak and hood, then he closed his jacket making the adult and not so adult women in the crowd whimper a little.
The shinobis and the kunoichis who took their jobs seriously were trying to digest Arashi's words, here there was a ninja with a jutsu that was able to turn all attacks made at him against his opponents, how to fight somebody who can make you kill yourself with the shuriken you threw at him?
"...However it takes insane amounts of chakra to work, so it cannot be used as often as the normal Kawarimi", finished Arashi.
"Although it has that drawback it is stil a terrifing jutsu", thought most of the ninjas.
"Wow, and my clan is the only which has such a super kick ass jutsu!", said Naruto proudly.
Sasuke didn't say anything but his mind was a storm of thoughts.
"The dobe will be the only one learning that jutsu!? WHY!?"
Other people were having more sinister thoughts.
"We must prevent the demon child learning that jutsu!!", were thinking many of the ungrateful bastards.
"UZUMAKI ARASHI!", said Gai "FROM NOW YOU WILL BE MY SECOND ETERNAL RIVAL! MAY THE YOUTHFULNESS BE WITH YOU!", said while he was taking away from the Arena.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!", shout Arashi.
"Thank you sensei!", thought Kakashi "now I have more time for myself!".
"Ok", said the Hokage, "we will give you a hour for resting and then we will proceed with the third combat"
"Third match, three opponents...", his face paled a little, "...jonin rank...", then his eyes took the size of dishes,
"...your opponents will be Akimichi Chouza, Yamanaka Inoichi and Nara Shikaku..."
Arashi nodded, still shocked with Gai's speech, then he sat on the ground and took a meditation posture.
"Hey, my dad is now going against Shikamaru's, Choji's and Ino's parents... I expect my father won't be to harsh with them...", said Naruto.
"The most probable thing that will happen is that he will lost against them, Uzumaki-san", said Hiashi.
"W-Why, f-father?, w-why N-Naruto-kun's father can not win?", asked Hinata, who woke up a minute earlier.
"Yeah, why do you think my father cannot kick their butts?", said Naruto indigant.
"Very simple, he is one against three jonins and no ordinary jonins, the ShikaInoChou team has been considered the best example of team work in all Konoha since the Sannins but not as powerful. After what was saw in the last match I see that your father could defeat each one of them in an one-on-one combat but he has no chance against their teamwork because they counter each other's weakness", said Hiashi.
"D-Did s-somebody d-defeated them together, F-Father?", asked Hinata, taking a glance at Naruto without him noticing.
Hiashi nodded.
"Yes, the Fourth Hokage was able to fight them, he was the Yellow Flash after all", responded Hiashi.
"Then my father will defeat them too!", said Naruto trying not to smile.
"Tchk, how the hell I will manage to defeat those three?", thought Minato, "I can't use the Shunshin without revealing myself... and the other techniques I know would kill them..."
Meanwhile in the crowd...
"Your father will fight Naruto's, Porker", said Sakura.
"Now you will see some high class shinobi fighting and not that useless skills of yours, Forehead", responded Ino.
"Troublesome, now Naruto will be bothering us to fight him to avenge his father's honor", said Shikamaru.
"But if my suspicions about him are true, then our parents will be in a true trouble", thought Shikamaru.
"Munch, munch, munch...", Chouji was too busy with his chips to talk.
The hour passed.
"Nara Shikaku, Akimichi Chouza and Yamanaka Inoichi, please step to the Arena", said the Hokage.
Nothing happened, people started to lost patience.
"Yamato...", said the Hokage.
"Yes Hokage-sama?", said the Anbu materializing behind him.
"Form a team and look after those three, you know where to find them..."
"Hai, Hokage-sama", responded Yamato dissapearing.
Ten minutes later Yamato and his men appeared in the Arena dragging the trio.
"We found them in the usual sake bar, Hokage-sama", said Yamato.
The crowd laughed while Shikamaru, Chouji and Ino were trying to hide the embarrasment they got from their fathers.
"Good to see you again Kazama-san, or I should say Uzumaki-san?", greeted Shikaku.
Arashi didn't say anything.
"Hey we know you must be upset with us for make you wait but at least you should say hello", said Chouza.
Arashi didn't respond anything.
"Hey tell something, this is no way to treat somebody who made missions with you!", shout Inoichi.
Hayate approached Arashi, took a look at him and patted his shoulder.
"Cough, Uzumaki-san, wake up, your opponents are here, cough", said Hayate.
Arashi got up, yawned a little, and greeted the jonins.
"Shikaku-kun, Chouza-kun, Inoichi-kun, glad to see you again, as soon as this finish we could go to a bar to remember old times...", said Arashi casually.
Everyone sweatdroped.
"Ok, cough, second match, Arashi Uzumaki VS Shikaku Nara, Chouza Akimichi and Inoichi Yamanaka, cough, HAJIME!!", shout Hayate.
Chouza used his Partial Body Expansion to grow his arms and hit Arashi, he barely dodged them, Chouza moved at an incredible speed for a man of that size.
Meanwhile Shikaku and Inoichi threw shuriken and kunais to distract Arashi. The masked blond didn't have time to take a break, whenever he tried to attack one of them, the others attacked him obliging him to stay on deffensive all time.
"I'll have to use it...", thought Arashi.
He took something from his pouch and threw it at Chouza, apparently he didn't notice Shikaku moving to his left side.
Chouza blocked it with his staff, then he paled, sticked in his staff was a kunai with a tag.
The seal of the tag activated but instead of an explosion, Chouza was wrapped in a sticky web, leaving him immobilized.
"Like it? It's the Seal of the Spider's Web, one of my clan's secret seals", said Arashi smiling under his mask, then he stopped moving.
"Kagemane no Jutsu, success", said Shikaku, "you should have keep watch to your left side, being blind in that eye after that mission..."
Meanwhile Inoichi was doing the seal of the Shinteshin no Jutsu while Chouza freeing himself from the web.
"Wait a minute...", said Ino, "...we saw that Arashi was not blind in that eye in his fight against the green freak..."
"Of course!", said Shikamaru "...our parents were not in yesterday's meeting of the council, so they don't know about his bloodlimit that heals any non mortal wound"
"But then, if he knew that your father was going to attack him by that side, why he left himself fall into the jutsu?", asked Chouji interrumping his meal.
"I don't know, Arashi must be planning something", responded Shikamaru.
Inoichi performed his jutsu but to everyone's surprise Arashi moved at high speed, taking a small scroll from his pouch and releasing something from one of the seals.
When the small cloud dissipated, Arashi was grabbing a small mouse by the tail.
"What it feels to be a mouse, Inoichi?", said Arashi to the mouse.
The poor Inoichi was to shocked to respond anything, Shikaku was shocked for his jutsu malfunctioning, Chouza was still too busy with the web to ask anything, the crowd was wondering why Arashi had a mouse sealed in a scroll, the ninjas were wondering why Shikaku's jutsu didn't work while the ninjas who were versed in sealing were wondering how Arashi managed to seal a living animal.
"Well done, Dad, now you have a hostage!", cheered Naruto, not noticing the blonde girl who got into the VIP's seats.
"NARUTO!!", shout Ino grabbing him by the neck, "Tell your father to release mine!"
Naruto was too busy trying to breath to say anything.
"I-Ino-chan, p-please leave N-Naruto-kun breath...", said Hinata.
Meanwhile Inoichi released the jutsu and came back to his body and Chouza finally got free from the web.
"Why my jutsu didn't work on you?", asked Inoichi, "you know it was coming to you don't you?"
"Yes...", responded Arashi sealing the mouse again and taking off his hood so they could see his eyes.
"I saw your attack because I was not blind of my left eye, it healed the day after the mission because my blood limit, if you had come to yesterday's meeting you would have know about it", in a reproach tone.
"We were in a special mission...", said Chouza.
"Yes, keeping watch of the sake bottles...", thought those ninjas who were with them yesterday.
"The reason your jutsu didn't work with me... well, it never caught me, look at my feet..."
Everyone looked at Arashi's feet, then those with better sight had their jaws touching the floor.
"H-He i-is f-floating!!"
Arashi rised until his feet were a meter above the ground so everyone could see it.
"H-He can fly!", was heard in the crowd.
"T-The Black Angel i-is real!"
"Yes, it's him, troublesome...", thought Shikamaru.
"So, he came back too... I must find a way to approach him", thought Shino.
"If I had a squad of ninjas able to do that I could conquer all elemmental countries in two years!", thought Danzou.
"Well done Dad!", cheered Naruto.
"Damm it, my jutsus won't work against him!", thought Shikaku.
"I should tell Ino to be friendlier with Naruto...", thought Inoichi (many parents were having similar thoughts).
"I'm hungry...", thought Chouza.
"Cough, what is the mouse for, cough", asked Hayate.
"I use it with a spoon for tortur... I mean for interrogation, he, he", responded Arashi with a happy face under his mask.
"However...", said Arashi in a more serious tone looking at the trio "... it won't work against you three, you are very good trained against pain... but not against pleasure!"
Arashi started a set of hand signs.
"Prepare for anything!", said Shikaku.
Chouza and Inoichi took fighting stances preparing themselves for everything.
The crowd was in a trance, thirsty for seeing more new jutsus.
Arashi finished his hand signs and a huge explosion of smoke happened, when the smoke dispelled, everybody had the jaw in the ground.
Shikaku, Chouza and Inoichi found themselves sorrounded by very beautiful women dressed with revealing outfits and giggling seductively
"Ooooh my... your scars are so sexyyyy!"
"You have such a manly face... and that hair..."
"(Tee hee), I like big men because they have big... you know... (tee hee) you can use the Baika no jutsu with any part of your body riiiight?"
"I WANT THIS JUTSU!!!", thought the men.
"PERVERTS!!!", thought the women.
The poor trio was blushing trying to contain nosebleeds when they felt an intense killer intent.
Three women appeared in the Arena looking at the men with very angry faces.
"Yoshino, dear, it is not what it looks...", said Shikaku to his furious wife.
"Inara, it is not my fault it is...", said Inoichi to the blond one.
"Sweetie, I...", said Chouza to a very beautiful (and not fat) brunette.
"Very well...", said Yoshino to her husband, "...let's go home and explain me everything", said grabbing him strongly by the hand.
"But dear... I'm in the middle of a combat...", begged Shikaku.
"AGAINST THOSE!?", shout Yoshino pointing at the women.
"Ehhh, no my love, let's go home...", responded Shikaku.
Similar scenes were saw with the other couples, they left the Arena.
"Uuh, that means I won?", asked Arashi making the women dissapear.
"Cough, for leaving the Arena Nara Shikaku, Akimichi Chouza and Yamanaka Inoichi are disqualified, winner Uzumaki Arashi!", shout Hayate.
This time nobody cheered they never expected such an anticlimatic end.
The judges were talking among them:
"He made them left Arena putting them in a compromising situation with their wives..."
"This is the most unorthodox tactic I ever saw..."
"How Chouza managed to have such a beauty?"
The Hokage regained the composture and proceed to talk.
"Ok... lets see who will fight in the fourth match..."
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OMAKE: CHAPTER ELEVEN, DISCARDED SCENE
Arashi finished his hand signs and a huge explosion of smoke happened, when the smoke dispelled, everybody had the jaw in the ground.
Shikaku, Chouza and Inoichi found themselves sorrounded by copies of their own wives dressed with beautiful dresses and giggling seductively.
"Ooooh Shikaku... your scars are so sexyyyy!", said the fake Yoshino.
"You have such a manly face Inoichi... and that hair...", said the double of his wife.
"Chouza... why don't we come home where I can prepare you a special diiish?", said the woman who looked like his wife.
"Really you thought this would work?", said Shikaku heading to Arashi, ignoring the fake Yoshino, the other men did the same.
"Then what about this?", responded Arashi dispelling the doubles and doing the jutsu again.
This time the trio was sorrounded by sexy women wearing very revealing bikinis.
"Umm... yes... it works better...", responded them trying not to nosebleed.
Three women appeared in the Arena looking at the men with very angry faces.
"So, they are sexier than us eh!?", said Yoshino cracking her knuckles.
The poor men received the worst beating of their lives without complaints, Arashi received one for using such pervert jutsu while Hayate looked at other side knowing that no sane man puts himself in the path of a scorned woman.
"It's a pity they didn't study to become kunoichis...", thought the Hokage.
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