Broccoli is the king of all evil.
Look, that's the first thing that popped into my head. -,-'
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Disclaimer: I do not own IZ.
Disclaimer for last chapter: NICKELS! I mean I don't own Invader Zim.
Whooooaooohooohoooohohwhoooooaohoh... (still listening to Bumblebee XD)
doop dee doop do doo dah-dah... Yes, I am a nut job.
WAKALAKA! Okay, just ignore that... MP3 players are evil and addictive. Which is why I love mine so much...
It was a christmas present.
And my dad found a site where you can download DDR songs for free.
Hey, Mr. Wonderful...
So I'm listening to my three favorite DDR songs of all time.
...oh, you're irresistible...
Though Mr. Wonderful is missing a verse.
Sweet little bumblebee...
Look, if you're bored, just skip to the chapter.
Eh, whatever. -,-; Here's chapter eleven.
Harriet blushed. "Um... okay." She handed Purple one of the earphones, and he held it up to his antenna.
"Can you start this one from the beginning?"
Magi slapped her forehead. "You mean Harriet's there now?! Are you insane?!"
Sari grinned. "Yes!" she exclaimed proudly. "Hey, at least she didn't bring her... 'pretty pictures.' Bleah."
Magi nodded. "Yes, her 'pretty pictures.' It is a good thing she didn't bring them, isn't it?"
Shari marched down the stairs holding out a sketchbook. "Hey guys! I got her pretty pictures! Let's burn them before she gets back!"
Sari smirked insanely. "You are a freaking genius, Shari."
Zim gave everyone a look. "Will someone please explain to ZIIIIIM?!"
"..."
"...cough..."
Awkward. Magi overuses that word, but I think that it applies here.
Purple was standing right next to Harriet, listening intently to "Mr. Wonderful."
Yup. Awkward.
"Bumblebee" started.
He's... like... a foot away...
Harriet was now keeping her eyes shut in order to keep from staring at Purple, but she could hear him breathing.
He's that close. Oh my god.
She nearly fainted, or wished she would faint, knowing that she had never fainted in her life as far as she could remember.
Zim gagged. "She drew the Almighty Tallest Purple doing WHAT?!"
Magi nodded. "Exactly. Isn't it digusting?"
"ZIIIIIIM does not beleive you, stink-human. Give the book to ZIIIIIM!"
The three girls exchanged glances.
"You sure?" asked Sari.
Zim's eyes narrowed, and he motioned for Shari to hand him the book.
Shari handed him the book.
Zim opened it and flipped through a few pages. "You LIIIIIIIE! I don't see any- HOLY MOTHER OF DOOKIE!" He screamed, dropping the sketchbook.
"Purple, don't you think you've been listening to that music for long enough?" said Red, looking a little annoyed.
"Awww..."
"I have donuts..." Red waved a bag of donuts in Purple's face.
"Donuts!" shouted Purple, handing the ear phone back to Harriet. "See you later, human!" he said, following after Red.
Once they were out of hearing range and Purple was munching on donuts, Red shuddered.
"That human is creepy."
"Hrrmmf?" said Purple through a mouthful of donuts.
Red raised an eyebrow. "It just stood there and didn't move at all. It was creepy. Didn't you notice?"
Purple swallowed. "Maybe it was scared."
"But why would it be scared?"
"Maybe it's afraid of Irkens. I dunno." Purple shrugged.
Red scratched his head. "Maybe we should send a service drone to go find out."
Purple pointed at a random table-headed service drone. "You! Go talk to that human over there."
Zim was behind a couch, hiding from the sketchbook that was now lying on the floor. "The porn! It buuuuurns!"
Sari nodded. "It does indeed."
Gir picked up the sketchbook. "Ooooh! Tallest Purple is going all kissy with the pretty girly! And they're NEKKID!"
Zim slapped his forehead.
Gir walked over to Zim. "Master, why is they nekkid?"
"Uhhh... ask the Sari-human!"
Sari waved her arms over her head. "No way, man! Ask... Shari!"
Shari crossed her arms. "Hell no!"
Silence.
"FINE!" groaned Magi. "Gir, when a man and a woman love each other very, very much..."
"They get NEKKID!" shouted Gir.
"Yes, Gir, they get nekkid. As I was saying..."
"And they hug each other and they get all kissy!"
"I was getting to that... And then the man puts his-"
"MONKEYS!"
"Look, are you going to listen or not?"
"Yes!"
"Yes what?"
"Yes!"
"... Well, anyways..."
The table-headed service drone returned from talking to Harriet.
"Well, what did you find out?" said Purple impatiently.
The service drone shifted uncomfortably. "Umm... its name is Harriet, and it's a female."
"Anything else? Why is it so scared?" demanded Red.
The drone looked at the floor thoughtfully for a few seconds, and finally answered. "The human wasn't afraid of me, my tallest..."
Purple was getting frustrated. "We didn't ask you who it wasn't afraid of. We asked why it is scared."
The drone looked at the floor. "It seems that the human is afraid of you in some way, My Almighty Tallest Purple..."
"What?! What did I do?!" said Purple, looking hurt.
"EWWWEWWWEWWWEWWW!" screamed Gir, running around in circles. "People are 'skusting!"
Sari was flipping through the sketchbook. "Hey, I like this one! I like the look on his face. It's awesome." She held up a drawing of Tallest Purple without clothes.
"Put that down!" scolded Magi.
Sari made a strange, gargoyle-like pouty face. (well, I think it makes her look like a gargoyle O.o) "Awww, but it's funny..."
"I wonder what Harriet's doing right now," said Shari suddenly.
Sari smirked and looked at the ceiling. "Probably annoying the crap out of the tallest..."
Magi made a strange, Gardell-like face. "Or something else..." she said in a deep voice.
Sari made a disgusted face. "That's gross, Magi."
Harriet was slumped against a wall, hiding in her sweater (I luvs me stretchy sweater :P!) and listening to her MP3 player, slightly regretting not coming out of the depths of her sweater while she was talking to the service drone. But of course, she probably would've ended up staring across the room at Purple after the conversation.
Meanwhile, the tallest were still talking.
"Hey, did you notice that the human didn't look up at all when it was talking?" said Red.
Purple's antennas perked up. "What did you say?"
"I said, the human didn't look up."
Purple pulled out a small device and held it to his mouth. "Test, test, test..." His voice became more high-pitched, like that of the service drone.
Red frowned. "Since when do you get good ideas?"
And that was chapter eleven.
Gargh, I can't stand my own cliff-hanger... l:(
So, how are the tallest so far? Are they in-character? Tell meeeeee! Review!
Purple: Since forever.
Me: -,-; The chapter's over...
Purple: Hey! It talked to me!
Me: Eeeep! (hides)
Purple: )': ...Did I do something bad?
Toodles!