Red Skinned Hel

Not many people in the galaxy know this. But there's only thing more amorous than a Zeltron.

A teenage Zeltron.

During the clone wars the Jedi Council accepted a request by the Republic to act as bodyguards to ensure the safety of a Zeltron women going to court to testify against a powerful and influential criminal within the Black Sun organization. She was willing to put her life in danger under some stipulations. Her four teenage daughter be protected so they wouldn't be used as leverage to blackmail her. She believed the criminal to be dangerous and would likely try to get at her daughter to make her withdraw her testimony.

So the Jedi Order provided her daughters with a protective detail consisting of a handful of clones and two Jedi Knights. The Jedi who received the mission were a recently knighted Hiccup and Elsa. For their proficiency in the Force, especially in the creation of their own Force techniques, they were allowed to take their trials of Knighthood early and they'd both passed.

Now they were guarding the four young women. But Zeltrons bored easily. Which was why they were assigned as being roughly the same age they would be more likely to connect with the young women better. The Order stressed one major directive to the young Jedi. Keep them entertained and in the safehouse provided.

So young Hiccup was guarding the young Zeltrons in a luxurious safe house provided by the Republic. It was more like a spa or a resort to be honest. It had a large indoor beach with a wave pool, sand, garden and had heated water. The sisters played in the water as the Jedi Knight stood by attentively periodically checking in with Elsa and the clones who guarded the building from the outside.

Hiccup was doing his best to take this mission as seriously as possible. But the Zeltron teens had taken a particular interest in the young man who'd recently hit a growth spurt, growing even taller than his friend Elsa.

"Come play with us Hiccup!" One of them called out as she waved to him.

"Sorry ladies. Bad for the lightsaber," Hiccup called back. They all pouted in disappointment. Hiccup sighed. He'd never met Zeltrons before. And they unnerved him. The race was highly amorous. Flaunting their bodies with revealing clothing without shame. But when you were of a species considered to be one of the most beautiful in the galaxy what did you have to be ashamed of?

Even Hiccup could admit it. These girls were gorgeous. There was 15 year old Zia, 16 year old Jule, 17 year old Teela, and 18 year old Miska. He did his best not to let his eyes linger. But it was a difficult task when your charges were wearing brightly colored bikinis with flower and animal prints.

Suddenly one of them shrieked. Hiccup was immediately on alert as he peered out to see what had happened.

"Hiccup help! Teela is drowning!" Jule shouted as she pointed to her sister. Hiccup could make out the spot of red splashing around wildly. He threw of his cloak and set down his lightsaber before diving in. He swam out to Teela but when he got there and lifted her out of the water he realized something.

The pool was only three feet deep!

But as Teela didn't move he carried her back to the sand and set her down.

"Hiccup you have to give her mouth to mouth!" Miska urged. Hiccup was hesitant. How could she have drowned in a three foot body of water. "Hiccup!"

"Ok," he said. Now was not the time to question it. She could die if he was wrong. He parted her lips with his hand and pressed his over hers. He blew air into her mouth as he pinched her nose. And then Teela suddenly sprang to life. She wrapped her arms around Hiccup's head and pulled him closer. Hiccup flinched and let out a muffled protest as she flipped him over kissing him deeply. Hiccup flailed his arms about in panic before he managed to gently push her away.

Teela smiled proudly. "My hero,"she cooed, batting her eyes at him. Before he could say anything she leaned in and kissed him full on the mouth once more. Hiccup froze before she pulled back with a sharp smack. She got up off him, rejoining her sister as they giggled away at their successful plan.

Hiccup's mouth opened and closed like a fish as he tried to grasp what just happened.

Later that night the Zeltrons were put in their shared room for bed. Hiccup and Elsa spoke with them as they explained how they'd be guarded.

"So I'll be right outside the door if you need me and-"

"No Hiccup!"

"We're scared!"

"You should stay in here with us!"

Hiccup stiffened and flinched. "Ladies I promise I'll just be right outside," he tried to argue.

"But what if something happens to us while we're sleeping? What if someone comes in through the vents?" Jule asked with big eyes.

"The vents are being guards. But if you really want someone to stay I'm sure Elsa can," Hiccup said pointing to his friend.

"Noooo," they all whined in unison.

"We want you to stay with us Hiccup!" They all pouted at him with puppy dog eyes. Hiccup spluttered and looked to Elsa for support.

"Very well. Hiccup, stay in here," Elsa said.

"What!?" Hiccup cried in shock. Before he could do anything the Zeltrons cheered and grabbed him by the arms, pulling him into their room. "Elsa if this is about the chocolate I'm sorry! Please don't leave me with them all night!" Hiccup called back as he tried to fight against the four deceptively strong Zeltrons.

"You remember what the Council said Hiccup. Keep them happy," Elsa said. But he didn't miss the sly smirk.

You icy she-demon! Hiccup said with a look.

Never mess with my chocolate! Elsa said back with her icy blue eyes. With that she stepped out of the room and wished them goodnight.

It was not a pleasant night for Hiccup as the four girls clung to him as they slept. Using him as a shared teddy bear. Hiccup was awake all night. Staring at the ceiling nervously. His Jedi training didn't prepare him for this.

The next day Elsa took pity on him and took over guard duty, leaving him to guard the outside with the clones and get some rest. But the girls all but demanded he be their guard for the rest of their stay.

On the third day the girls were swimming and playing in the sand once more as Hiccup sat back and watched. But it wasn't long before they huddled together and began to whisper amongst themselves. Making Hiccup nervous as he caught the subtle glances and giggles directed his way. Soon they all surrounded him, making him gulp and freeze like an animal being stalked by four hungry predators.

"Hiccup, would you go on a date with us?" Zia asked sweetly, batting her eyes at him.

"Oh gee, I would ladies, really. But we can't leave the safehouse," Hiccup said with a shrug.

Their smiles grew.

"Thats ok, we can have our dates here," Teela said happily.

"Of course we can," Hiccup muttered, realizing it had been a set up the entire time. So he humored them as he went on dates with each of them.

The first was with Zia, whom he sat with at a table as she hand fed him several desserts and ending with them sharing a fruity beverage with a love straw meant for couples. Why a safehouse had such a thing he'd never know. The date lasted about 20 minutes.

The next date was with Jule, who he took a walk with around the foliage and indoor garden. Surprisingly the date was pretty lax. With Jule simply clutching onto his arm as she talked about the various plants she'd read about. Hiccup found himself learning quite a lot. While on their walk he plucked her a flower and gave it to her on a whim. She beamed giddily and accepted it before kissing him on the cheek.

After her 20 minutes were up Teela took her turn. She took Hiccup to the media room as Teela showed him her artwork. He was impressed by her skill, complimenting her style and technique. He modeled for her as she drew a sketch of him. He smiled and laughed as he took the canvas and drew her back. She loved it, promising to keep it forever.

His date with Miska was twenty minutes of playtime in the water. They spent the time splashing each other and having swimming races.

All in all, Hiccup came to like the girls a little more. He figured maybe he was wrong about them. They were actually very nice girls. They were just being true to who and what they were. Zeltrons.

On the fourth and final day Hiccup prepared them a picnic which they all ate together in the indoor garden on a soft patch of grass. The girls munched happily away at their treats as they enjoyed their last few hours together with their guard.

"So Hiccup?" Teela suddenly asked to get his attention. He looked to her as he took a bite of a sandwich. "Who would you choose to go out with if you had the choice?" she asked with a sly grin. Hiccup froze as all eyes turned to him curiously. He bit down on his sandwich and chewed slowly, trying to stall for time.

He swallowed before answering. "Well I'm a Jedi. So-"

"We know that silly, just hypothetically," Miska asked, pressing for an answer. Hiccup gulped again, feeling the predators closing in. He felt that no matter how he answered, he'd somehow lose.

"Uhhhh," he said. He was trying to think of an answer when a glint of metal caught his eyes in the distance. He leapt to his feet and drew his saber as four blaster bolts flew from a vent grate. He blocked them all before deflecting the last one back. He heard a shout of pain and knew he'd hit the mystery assailant.

"Elsa, east vent, got a shooter," Hiccup said into his comm.

"Understood. We see him. Take the girls to the safe room," Elsa commanded. Hiccup complied, leading the girls to the safety room. He shut them in and assured them that they'd be safe in here.

"Hiccup!"

"We were so scared!"

"But you saved us Hiccup!"

"You were so cool!"

The girls rushed him before throwing their arms around him. Effectively trapping him between their bodies. Hiccup stiffened at their proximity.

"Uh...yeah no problem. You're all safe now," he said. They continued to hold him until Elsa told him they'd apprehended the assailant. "Ok, I guess we can leave now," he tried to say casually. They all looked up to him and smiled.

"Oh but we have to thank you for saving our lives," Zia said.

"No you don't!"

"But we do. How else can we show our gratitude?" Jule asked.

"You can just say thank you!"

"Hmm...what can we do?" Teela asked in mock thought.

"Oh I know! Let's give him lots of smoochas!" Miska cried.

"No! No smoochas!" Hiccup cried frantically. But he couldn't escape as four grateful Zeltrons closed their eyes, puckered their lips, and let him have it. "NOOOO-mmmpphh!"

An hour later Elsa opened the door to the safe room to find her friend pinned down by the Zeltrons. He looked ravaged, shirt slightly torn, hair disheveled, lips swollen, and kiss marks covering his face.

"Elsa help!" Hiccup cried as he reached an arm out to her.

"Am I interrupting ladies?" Elsa asked in amusement.

"We were just thanking Hiccup for saving us," Teela said.

"Oh is that all? Then by all means, carry on," Elsa said as she began to shut the door.

"NOOOOOOO!" Hiccup cried as the door shut, trapping him with his captors who resumed kissing his face.

This is Hel!

"Momma!" the girls cried as they ran to embrace their mother. She embraced them with open arms, kissing her daughters lovingly.

"Did you all have a good time?" she asked them. They all nodded their heads.

"Oh yes, the Jedi took very good care of us," they said as they pointed to Hiccup and Elsa.

"Did they?" their mother asked with a smile. She approached the two night and thanked them. She gave each of them a kiss on the forehead to show her gratitude. "Alright girls, time to go home," their mother said as she led them to their transport cruiser that was going to take them back to Zeltros. They all turned to follow after their mother, but then they paused.

With giggles and smiles they rushed back to Hiccup, giving him one last kiss in thanks. Then they left, waving at him from the window and blowing him kisses as they wished him goodbye.

Elsa smirked beside her friend. "Quite the admirers Hiccup," she said playfully. "Your such a lady killer."

Hiccup's face was blank. He stared into the sky as the cruiser flew away from Coruscant. Toward a planet covered with red skinned women. He shuddered at the thought. He swore that day that he'd never go to Zeltros, homeworld one of his greatest fears.

For it would surely be Hel. Red skinned, scantily clad, svelte Hel."

For the next few weeks the color red gave Hiccup flashbacks to his traumatizing ordeal.

New chap. How Hiccup met zeltrons. Teenage Zeltrons.