A/N: Pulling an all-nighter… But this is it for tonight probably…
"I don't know why I'm so tired!" Dana yawned. Shannon curled up next to her on the couch, his head in the crook of her neck. He was fast asleep, tired from pounding on his drums all day.
"Well, you two fucked like rabbits last night." Jared smirked. Dana flushed pink and stiffened.
"Yeah, kept us up all damn night. I mean shit, we wanted to have some fun, but no! Your noise totally killed the mood… But it was funny when Shannon hit the ceiling." I teased. Her face got even redder. Shannon started to stir.
"I'm sorry I can't control what sounds I make! You aren't any better, Tiffany!" She defended. I shrugged.
"That Viagra must really work." Jared joked. Shannon sat up immediately.
"I thought we promised not to ever speak of that." He said dangerously low. Jared backed off.
"Besides, he can do perfectly fine without." I grinned, throwing Dana a challenging look. She glared at me.
"Take. That. Back." She hissed each word and started to get up. Shannon was glaring at Jared, a rivalry starting to form.
"Just go to sleep." I evaded. She must have been really tired because she fell back into the couch and sighed. Shannon snuggled closer to her and shut his eyes again, an agitated look still on his face. Dana gently rubbed his head and soon enough, they were asleep.
"Want to have some fun?" I asked, pulling a black sharpie out of my pocket. Jared's face lit up in glee. He got up quietly and ran back for something. I was about to question him when he came back with several bottles of hair dye. I handed him the sharpie, picking up the closest bottle.
"What? I wanna do the hair." He pouted.
"You draw. My mustaches will be pathetic." I replied shortly, refusing to look at him. He made a frustrated noise.
"But, I wanted to do the hair." He sounded like a child who wasn't allowed to buy candy. I risked glancing at him and sighed.
"We'll both do the hair." I gave in slightly. He perked up a bit and uncapped the permanent marker. He leaned over Shannon and drew in something I wish I'd never seen. It was the return of the porn stache.
"Oh, god." I blanched. Giggling, I uncapped the bright, neon pink hair dye and leaned over Dana. I cautiously moved her and started applying the dye. Her long brown hair quickly took in the dye and soon it was a mess of wet, pink strands.
"Beautiful. I'm going something a bit more… rainbow-y for my dear brother." Jared commented, taking three bottles of dye and uncapping each one cautiously. He sectioned Shannon's short spiky hair into three parts and dyed the first section lime green. I had to stifle my laughter as I leaned over Dana again, this time with the sharpie.
"How about a cute little Satan beard? So I can call you my bitch. Because I am the lord of the underworld." I reasoned to myself. I drew a few careful lines on her chin. She stirred but didn't wake up. I grinned evilly.
"I really like this color scheme." Jared laughed. I looked at Shannon in horror. He looked like a monster with his hideous porn stache and lime green, neon yellow and blue hair. I ran to get my camera and took as many pictures as I could.
"Evidence." I told Jared. He burst out into a maniacal laughter. I slapped Jared arm because he was so loud. "Shut the hell up!"
"Ouch… Let's just go to bed." He pouted and rubbed his arm. Sighing, I kissed his cheek and we huddled on Shannon's lower bunk. We fell asleep in each other's arms.
"Ooooh. My head kills." I moaned, waking up abruptly. I rolled over and fell off the bed. I snapped awake and scrambled to my feet. Looking into the 'hang out area' I was happy to see I was the first awake.
"Wake up, sleepy head." I cooed into Jared's ear. He opened his blue eyes and smiled when he saw me. I felt my heart melt.
"Good morning, beautiful." He muttered, stretching. I felt my face go red.
"L-Let's wake them up!" I couldn't help grinning as we sat down across from them on the other couch.
"Mhmmm, good morning." Dana woke up before I could even try. Her now-dry hair was several shades lighter than I intended but it still looked good all the same. The pink was nearly nauseating and her goatee made me want to burst out laughing.
"Uh, Shannon, I thought we weren't going to do that again?" Jared snickered as Shannon sleepily raised his head. He looked at Jared with a confused look.
"What do you mean?" He asked. I had to bite my lip to keep myself from laughing. Dana looked at him then did a double take, her eyes widening to large circles.
"I thought all the comments from the Echelon community was enough to stop you…" Jared snorted. Shannon rolled his eyes getting increasingly annoyed.
"I have no fucking idea what you're talking about." He said. Dana looked from him, to us, then back to him.
"Shannon, you have a porn stache." She whispered, looking at him in amazement. "And green, yellow, and blue hair." She added as an afterthought. Shannon turned to her and gasped.
"Your hair! It's… god, damn it." Shannon leapt up, taking Dana with him. He rushed to the bathroom. All of a sudden, Dana screamed.
"Pink? Fucking pink?" She screeched, coming back, a horrified look on her face. She was more pissed than I think I'd ever seen her before. "What the hell is with the moustache too? I'm not Satan or something!"
"You're my underworld bitch." I smirked. She leapt forward, her hands outstretched. Both Shannon and Jared jumped up and kept her back.
"Don't you EVER call me that!" She cried out from their restraints. I nodded mutely.
"And, you." Shannon glared over Dana's head at Jared. "Don't you ever mess with my hair again." Jared shrugged.
"Whatever you want… killjoy."
"And you better fucking hope this dye comes out with bleach." He let go of Dana and got a bottle of bleach from under the sink. Taking her hand, he led her into the bathroom and slammed the door. I smirked at Jared.
"It could have been worse."