A lot of errors and yeah.. just prepare yourself.

Hope you like it anyways!

As soon as I introduced myself the noise welcomed the classroom. The boys yelled something about 'another annoying Uchiha' and girls about 'me being too young to be in the same class as they'.

Well, it's not like I gave a shit about their opinion about me, but one thing irritated me. Just one little thing.

"Who the hell called my friend Kise an annoying Uchiha, you shrimps?!"

The whole class went silent when my high, childish voice raised at them from anger. Everyone looked at me like I've grown a second head. No one spoke.

'Shit.. I fucked again. New class = new enemies. Bravo!' I thought disappointed with myself, though still confident that I did a right thing. It's obvious that you mustn't insult my friend. It's as obvious as the fact that Madara is the God of sexiness, da-ah.

"Em.. Eri?" Kise tried to cough my attention "I think that they didn't have me in minds while saying that."

I blinked confused, "You are an Uchiha, Kise. You forget?"

"I'm not an idiot Eri!" he shouted at me while standing up from his chair.

"Control yourself boy." reprimand him our sensei in his lazy manner.

When my goofy friend opened his mouth to apologize, someone spoke from the last row, "I'm the annoying Uchiha. Can we start our lesson now? I'm wasting my time here."

There, in the shadow in the corner of the classroom, sat a boy with violet hair. I didn't even need to look at his clothes to find the Uchiha symbol, to know that he is my clan mate. The emotionless voice and irritated face spoke for itself. He, like the rest of the class, was Kise's age and he, as he said himself, was the annoying one.

The boy caught my gaze. I haven't stopped looking at him though - he interested me. After a moment of eye contact I could almost hear him saying "fuck off".

'Someone here doesn't like people –'

"Okay." Serjuri-sensei interrupted my thoughts. "Eri, your seat from today on will be near Kani, the nice boy who's time is wasted here."

"But sensei, can I – " I tried to propose the empty place in front of Kise but the man didn't want to listen to me.

"Go and sit down, young lady. Okay class. Today we will talk about.."

I ignored him after that, just like he ignored my objections, and walked towards my designated seat.

Some kids, that I passed, wished me good luck or just whispered something I couldn't get. Their action hasn't improved my mood at all.

When I finally sat down next to the boy, there was one thing that couldn't leave me alone, "I hate violet."

I thought that I whispered it too silent for anyone to hear, but my neighbor undeceived me.

"I hate it, too."

".. so yeah, I like my new class. I'm glad that Kise is with me and all but damn it, those fangirls are awful! "Leave Kise-kun alone", "Kise-kun is so cool", "Kise-kun lets go eat something together today" and so onnnn. Seriously, what's wrong with them? He is a stupid brat, why the hell are they fangirling over him? I mean, he is an Uchiha and what? If I were them I would fangirl over our sensei, cause he is kinda hot – "

"He is too old for you"

"- he has nice muscles and all. And his ass, oh damn! You need to see it –"

"He is your sensei."

"- his hair is awesome! You need to grow your hair and tie them like he does –"

"I like my hair."

"- I will draw him for you or something, ne? I'm sure you want that."

"Just tell me his name brat. Maybe I met him before."

"Senjuri I think? Strange name really, but I can forgive him that because he has a nice ass. Have I said that already? Cause that ass is really – "

Fugaku put his hand on my mouth to shut me up, "I know him. You are too young for him as I said before. That's good that he is your sensei though. He is a fine shinobi. Concentrate on your studies and train hard – AUGH.." he took his hand away with disgusted face "Don't lick me, you dog."

I winked at him but his face hasn't changed, "Oh, don't be so princess like. I'm sure that you hand worse things on your hands than my saliva."

My future brother in law raised one eyebrow daring me to say any example. 'Well.. '

"As we all know, men have needs and one of them is masturbating. I just know that you, every night, have your cum on your hands so please don't act like you – "

"You are disgusting."

" – don't play with your unicorn horn – "

"Unicorn? Stop inventing new words."

" – your tube with a cream – "

"…"

" – your lollipop – "

"You are a kid, you shouldn't at all know these things."

" – and your dango balls – "

"Shut up."

"I.. have no more ideas for names so I shall shut up."

Fugaku hit me on the head and I can guarantee you that is wasn't a light hit. "You motherfucker – "

"I dare you to say one more thing connected to 'sex' and I will tell everything to Mikoto."

"Firstly, you are scared of her so yeah, I can see through your bullshit –"

"I'm not."

"Secondly, have I ever rejected any challenge?"

He thought about my question for a second, "Actually no.."

"Exactly – "

"You even ate a dead mouse."

"That happened one time.. And you paid for my food for the whole day so it was worth it – "

"And you licked my shoes so many times."

"I - I'm not ashamed of that." I crossed my hands over my chest, "But that's not the point! The point is that.. have you ever had sex? No you don't have to answer that, I know that you have. Tell me, just how old was that woman? Had she wrinkles on her vagina?"

"Eri.."

"Okay.. every women has them. What a stupid question Eri, start using your brain!" I sighted and rolled my eyes, "Well, it's so obvious that you lost your virginity for the village. Almost every shinobi did. Just tell me her age. Or better! Can I guess who was that?"

"No."

"It was that bitch - the owner of Tora, right?"

"Eri."

"It was the mother of feudal lord? I've heard that she gives a lot of missions to the young men so.. it would make sense"

"Eri."

"Or was it that Runi chick? That clan elder? She is like a hundred years old. I heard her stories about Madara-sama's trainings with her. Those stories always turned kinda erotic – "

"Eri."

"I'm not sure why parents let that bitch look after kids, seriously. Whats wrong with you adults?!"

"Okay, I'm done with you for today." he got up from the grass and started to move away from our place under the tree.

"Oh, don't be like that!" I shouted after him but the man only raised his hand and waved to me.

I was left alone.

The day was nice. It wasn't hot, it was just lukewarm. The sun broke through the clouds. The wind was light, it barely moved your hair form your head. Yes, it was a nice day.

'The perfect day for training I may say.'

"Komura-sensei!~ Are you here?" I shouted while walking through my training grounds. Okay, they aren't mine, but I like to call them like that. I was training there daily for all those days, I think I have the rights to call it like I want. No? Damn it.. what a pity.

"Next time use some sensing skills maybe, instead of screaming, how about that?" said the blonde man when he shunshined before me.

"I have no sensing skills – "

"You have some. But that doesn't matter. Just do what I told you to do." he cut me off before I could think of any excuses, "So. Where were you yesterday?"

"At school?" I answered like it was the most obvious thing in the world, cause it kinda was.

He looked at me unimpressed, "Don't try to be a funny person, kid. It will end up badly for you. I meant, where were you after school? You skipped my training without a reason, am I right?"

"No, you are not, sir. Sensei just held us after the classes – "

"For whole day?"

"Yes?"

I knew that he hadn't bought it, but what was I supposed to say? You know sensei, I kinda lost my mind yesterday cause I lost in some stupid thing and I 'cried' like some kid who lost his toy? Great idea guys.

"Let's pretend, that I believe you. So, what have you learned at school?"

"Well.." I paused for a moment, "Nothing? Today was my second day?"

"And you did nothing for whole classes?"

"Kind of"

The man didn't look like he was pleased to hear that. At first, he was just looking at me like I'm lying, but next he just punched me right in the face, "You should have dogged that" he said. Yeah, thanks dude.

My body flew backwards but I was able to stay still on my legs. The blood dripped from my lips and my chick hurt. 'What the fuck?!'

Komura-sensei was just standing there, like nothing happened and he was looking at his nails, "Don't look at me like I had betrayed you. It's as I said – you should have dogged that. I think that you stopped taking your training seriously. Do you think that you are strong enough?"

"Of course –"

He interrupted me, "Exactly, you aren't. We don't live in the nice world, Eri. You might be still a kid but I know that you aren't stupid and clueless. You know perfectly well that being a shinobi isn't an easy job so stop ignoring that fact. You can't act like a kid, even if you are one."

"I know but –"

"Elders want you to finish the academy in max two years. Just remember that you aren't there to have fun, but to learn some things. Find some trustful comrades and leave that place as soon as you can. Do you understand?"

I gritted my teeth from anger and nodded my head.

"Great. Now we will train. You are doing today's training as well as yesterday's, am I clear?"

"Yes, sir."

He made a strange noise, like he was thinking about some horrible things that he should make me do, "Let's start from normal warm-up routine, next we will work on your reacting time and strength. After that you will have a break during which you will run around the whole training-grounds sector. Umm.. I will inform you about the rest of your exercise when you are done with this. Now, move. 20 laps around the village."

It was the midnight when I finally came back home. I couldn't feel my legs and arms. I had not that much chakra left – just enough to survive. I had cuts and burns all over my body. Let's just say that I looked like shit.

"Oh god Eri! I'm waiting for you for a whole day. What – what happened?" My mother dragged me to the bathroom as soon as she saw my state "Komura-san again?"

"You can say that." I answered tiredly, "He just gave me more training than usual and I think that he raised the level of it, again."

"You should speak about it with Mikoto when she is back." the woman advised me while cleaning my wounds.

"Maybe." I rested my head on my mother's arm, "Why do elders want me to graduate so soon?"

She actually paused. Her body staid still for 5 seconds and after that she continued, "The war will start soon. They want you to be in genin team before it happens."

'Oh shit! I totally forgot about the war!'

"Thanks to that you might get a better jonin and train with him before they send you on the mission outside the village. During wars, D ranked missions aren't only inside Konoha, so they are also dangerous."

"That make sense."

"Yes, it does. You are in the class with Kise, right?"

I smiled, "Yeah.."

"He had 4 prodigies in his class and they all have graduated last year. They weren't older than 7 I think.. that's the other reason why elders want you to graduate at this age, so we can give the village our own prodigy."

"Who are they?"

"One Inuzuka, Nara and Uzumaki. Also one clan-less kid, he is kind of famous already because he is in Jiraiya-san's team."

'Oh don't shit with me..'

"Namikaze I suppose? Or something on 'N'"

'I'm his age?!'

"Do you know him?" my mother asked curiously.

"N-No, I don't. I'm just sad that I can't have the sannin as my jonin sensei." I laughed nervously while I scratched my neck.

She patted my head and put last bandage on my leg, "Sannins? Why do you call them like that, my dear?"

"Cause that's their title?" I answered a little confused and not sure anymore.

The woman shook her head a little, "And here I thought that you know everything." She giggled, " The fact that the Hokage was their sensei, doesn't make them the sannins. They still have to demonstrate their power. But they are young, we will see if they are strong enough to reach that title, sweetie. Now come. I will give you some food and you need to go to sleep. You have school tomorrow… I mean, today."

"Okay mum.."

'Shit.' I thought while I followed her to the kitchen, 'I need to think more about the timeline cause apparently, I have no idea where I am.'

I laid my face on the table and closed my eyes, 'So Minato and Kushina must be like 8 right now. Tsunade and Orochimaru are still in the village. Snake-psycho is still sane and Dan is alive. That's so strange. What should I do with that? How can I help them when I'm only 5?'

The loud yawed left my mouth, 'And Akatsuki still doesn't exist, huh? So many possibilities to change the future Eri.. use them..'

I haven't even noticed when I fell asleep.

This chapter is so messy oh gosh haha. I'm so sorry. I just had free time but no ideas for the chapter so I just wrote whatever came to my mind.

But tell me, what do you think about saving Dan? Or getting friendly with Orochimaru? Should Eri maybe concentrate on Minato and Kushina? Or just on herself and not on the plot? Leave a review! ;)