Ep 11: Clown College

Intro:

A green glowing, steel pod was flying through space, hurtling towards earth as it crashes, making a huge green flash.

The camera zooms out from the glowing symbol on the Ultimatrix as Dan looks up close at it.

He then activates it while smirking at the camera, raising his hand high and slapping it down on the core.

The background turns all green as Dan morphed into Humungousaur, who pumps his fists while slamming his tail on the ground with a smirk.

A white number appears on the left side, starting at 1.

"Dan 10!"

2: Heatblast ignites 2 fire balls in his hands.

"Dan 10."

3: XLR8 zooms into the right.

4: Diamondhead swaps his right arm across as it turns into a blade.

"DAN 10!"

5: Cannonbolt uncurls and poses.

"Dan 10!"

"Dan 10."

6: Upgrade stretches out of his puddle form.

7: Grey Matter hops off the 7 and lands into a crouch, giving a thumbs up and a smile.

"DAN 10!"

8: Water Hazard slides in on his water blasts and raises his fists up.

"Dan 10."

9: Snare-Oh extends his 4 back tendrils to act as spider legs, carrying him into action.

10: Big Chill phases through the number and floats briefly before zooming near the camera.

"DAN 10!"

Big Chill's head turns back into Dan's as it rotates.

The camera zooms out to reveal Max and Kate by his side.

Dan gave a low-five as his Grandfather as Kate crosses her arm and shakes her head playfully with a smile.

The 2 then ran off-screen, making Dan run towards the camera with a look determination.

He then froze as the series logo appeared above along with his alien, 5 on each side.

Dan and his family are all hanging out in a parking lot to stadium that has 'State U' on it. Apparently, The Tennyson's next stop was Grandpa Max's old college: 'State U' They arrived just as the State Wolves were playing a huge game, as evidence of many fans hanging out in the parking lot, playing, talking and grilling.

"Go Wolves! AAWWWOOOO!" 2 guys said as they chesty bumped each other. "Dan likes College!" The boy hero exclaims as he looks around from his chair as his sister was sitting and reading next to him. "Ahh… College was great! I had some amazing times at old State U! Tons of fun! Lots of pranks!" Max said as he cooks a ton of sausages.

"In fact, your aunts, Celestia and Luna want to State U during their 20's! They were pretty smart, popular and good looking too! All the guys turns their heads when they walked by." "Wait a minute… are you saying these 'aunts' we never saw before are as old as you?" Dan questions his grandfather, who chuckles.

"No, sport. There in their mid-40's, and they both look great! Last, I heard, they went home to teach at Canterlot City's High School." "Yeah… great. Anyway, I love pranks!" Dan got a look of excrement as Kate puts her books down. "And I love that their mascot is one of my favorite animals: The majestic wolf!" She exclaims as she points at her shirt. "And I bet that you learned a lot of things here!

Max responds as he welds his fork as a bat. "Yes, we're very studious. But the real College experience is battling it out on the playing field!" "What sport did you play, Grandpa?" Dan questions. "The most ferocious sport there is: Badminton!" Max hold out a Badminton racket like he pulled Excalibur from its stone.

"….Badminton? That's not a sport!" "You're right, Dan! It was THE sport." He flips it around and over, pretending to swing it. "And we changed the game! People used to call us-" "The Fabulous Four!" Max looks behind him to see his 3, old buddies.

"Welcome back, Max!" "It's like time stood still! You guys look great!" Max greats his friends. "Feel great too! I got 2 new knees!" The brown skinned elder said as the fat one adds in. "I'm getting a hip next month." "Can you puree those sausages, Max? Misplaced my teeth." The elder smacks his gums, grossing the kids out.

"Same old Bruce: Losing your teeth, but winning the game!" "And, of course, let's not forget our fearless leader: Coach Keene!" The 4 elders placed their rackets over their hearts, as if they were honoring the dead. "He should've never retired." "THE GREATEST COACH EVER! IN THE GREATEST SPORT!" The 4 yelled together.

Then, they started to play around with their rackets, whacking one another as the Grandkids were weirded out. Dan points his thumb away as Kate nods at the silent gesture. They both left, unbeknownst by the elders.

Dan and Kate move into the front of a gathered crowd. "Hey, check it out! Must be some sort of parade!" Kate said as they were gathered on a street. Just then, bot kids hears horns honking from their right. Looking to that direction, they saw a bunch of clowns performing and waving as they go by the crowd.

"College has clowns?! I hate Clowns!" Dan exclaims. Suddenly, a creepy clown parked next to them. The clown has pink hair and pale skin. He also has sharp white teeth and red lips. His eyes are orange and yellow. The jumpsuit he wears is striped dark and light grey. He wears big black shoes, black gloves, and a top hat. He has blue orbs on his hands and hat.

"Children, excited for the big game?" "Uhh… maybe?" Dan answers as he and Kate was trying to not scream. "Of course, you are! The Zombozo attraction never disappoints. It will blow your tiny minds! KA-BLOOEY! See you at the Half-time show! It will be a real gas!" Zombozo exclaims as leans and smiles like a piranha, totally creeping the kids out.

"Uhh… sure. We're just going to get… Colleged!" Dan moves back and notices his sisters was frozen. "Kate!" He quickly grabs her arm and drags her away as Zombozo drives away while laughing.

Dan and Kate approached a building that is the Geology Department "Ooohh… The Geology Department! Are you thinking what I'm thinking?!" Kate said with excitement as Dan starts looking around. "Yeah! Go and look for some pranks!" He then ran off. "Wait?! What!?"

Dan was walking around the courtyard when he say something that interests him. "Ooh! Prank!" Dan was looking at 4 guys holding buckets of water as they surrounded another guy that was sleeping on the ground. "Man! College really does teach you the classics! But maybe it can be… epic." Dan then got a scheming look as he ran off while dialing into the Gauntlet.

"Okay… ready?" Suddenly, a wave of water washed over the 5, sending them tumbling around a tree as one of them hang from the breach, all wet and soggy. Just then, Water Hazard slides in. "YEAH! UP TOP! Uhh… This is were we high-fived, guys. Come on, dudes! It was an epic prank!"

"Pranks are supposed to be funny and light-hearted. You took it too far!" One of the guys called out. Water Hazard then tries to explain. "But… prank equals good. Epic prank equals best! It's basic Prank math!" "This college! We're sophisticated! You know nothing about comedy!"

Water hazard the got moody and walks off, timing out as he went into some bushes. FLASH Dan walks out with his hands in his jacket pockets and head down. "Me? Not knowing anything about comedy?" Dan kept walking, kicking a can in frustration as he walks.

He kept going into a parking lot, not caring bout anything until… HONK HONK Dan looks up and quickly hides behind a nearby tree. He peeks out to see the clowns from before, all standing and getting prepped up for the show. "Great. Clowns. Just what I needed."

Dan then notices something off. "Since when do clowns carry weapons on them?" He questions to himself as he sees them prepping air-guns. A clown accidentally brushes his finger against an orb on his belt, almost making hit the ground before Zombozo catches it. "Careful, you fool! Drop one of these gas bombs and you'll put us all in a trance!"

Dan widens his eyes at the words 'Gas Bombs' and 'Trance' as he kept listening. "Once the crowd is under my spell, we have half an hour to relive them of all their valuables!" Zombozo turns towards a juggling clown. "I repeat, Artie! Gas the crowd, not yourself!" "Gotcha boss!"

A gas bomb fall on the ground, making a cloud of purple gas engulf the clown and making him all dazed as Zombozo facepalms at his minion's stupidity. "Go seat by the tree, Goofball!" "Yes, Zombozo." The clown moans out as he walks towards the tree Dan hides behind.

As he sat down, he drop one of the bombs, gassing Dan as it rolls behind the tree. "The rest of you, follow Zombozo to the greatest heist in history!" The clown cheer as they all got into a tiny clown car while Zombozo hops aboard his ride, driving off to the stadium as Dan stands behind the tree, moaning like a zombie.

At the game, the whistle blew for Half-Time as all the people got off the field for the show, not aware that is it was a trap. Kate walks down to where Grandpa and his friends were, noticing that they were eating more fried food after the barbecue. "How could you guys be hungry after that barbecue?"

"We got an old saying in Sate U!" "To be the wolf." "You got to feed the wolf!" "I got Heartburn." Max and his buddies responded back. Just then, Kate turns to see Zombozo and his clowns performing as the crowd cheers. All while a float with Zombozo's massive, creepy head rolls in.

"Ugg… Dan and I saw that creepy clown, earlier!" "Creepy? These guys are great! Best part of the game, so far!" Max assures his grand-daughter. Zombozo stops and pulls out a Megaphone. "Prepare yourselves! For the amazing antics of Zombozo!" The crowd cheers as the clowns throw and fires their gas bombs at the crowd, briefly covering them with purple smoke as they all stood like zombies.

"Tell Zombozo that you'll do what I say!" Zombozo orders as he walks up to the crowd. "You'll do as I say." The crowd drones out as one. "I mean… I'll do what Zombozo says!" "I mean, I'll do what Zombozo says."

The clown looks with a deadpan expression and shrugs. "Close enough. Throw all you're Wallets, Purses and Valuables to me!" Zombozo orders out, making the dazed crowd throw their wallets as the maniacally clown laughs at his plan.

Dan was still standing all dazed, not knowing that the same boys from before walked past him. "Hey, look at this kid! He's all zombie-like!" "Hey, guys! Check this out. Hey, kid! You look a little thirsty!" SPLASH They dumps their water bottles all over him, laughs as they walked off.

Dan, on the other hand, shook his head before blinking, snapping out of the trance thanks to the water. "Wha? What happened?" He then realized about Zombozo and the game. "Zombozo is going to gas the whole crowd! Gotta stop him!" He activates the Gauntlet, dialing until it stop on Big Chill's icon and slams down on it. FLASH "That clown is about to get cold feet!" Big Chill quips and flies off to stop the psycho.

At the stadium, the clowns finished collecting all the stolen loot. "Let's pack it up!" Zombozo exclaims as he rode his tiny car to the exit, followed by his minions. Big Chill lands in front of the ring leader. "This game is going into overtime, Zombozo!" The clown merely grins and tries to ram the moth.

Big Chill flew up, dodging him and breathing a frost beam in return. Zombozo drove out of the way, but a clown wasn't so lucky and was frozen, chattering his teeth as his body was an ice block. "One clown, down!"

"Hey, bub!" Big Chill turns to see a small female clown aiming a bazooka at him. "Leave the comedy to the professionals !" She fires a gas ball at the moth, only for him to unfold his hood into another set of wings and flaps all 6, making a huge gust of wind that destroyed the bomb and blew the gas back.

The clown drops her weapon and coughs from the smoke, only to get her head and left hand frozen by Big Chill as muffles. "More like 'Pro-ice-sionals"! Big Chill was suddenly hit from beyond by pink goo, sticking to his wings as it sent him tumbling for a bit.

"Stick around, moth boy! The fun has just begun!" Zombozo quips as he holds a hose that is connected to a vaunt that says, 'Big Top Taffy'. Big Chill looks at his wing as he tries to fly, only to can't because of the taffy gumming up his wings. He noticed on of the tall-legged clown was about to stomp him. He quickly activates his Intangibility, going through the foot and freezing, making the clown tumble backward.

Big Chill notices his dazed family in the crowd when… BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP He looks down to see the symbol is blinking and beeping, signaling the time-out. "No! No! No! No! Not before back up!" He then ran towards the crown and made a leap towards his family. "Sorry in advance, guys!" Big Chill breathes a small gust of wind, making ice bits formed on Kate, Max and his friends.

Big Chill landed on the steps. FLASH Kate and the others starts shivering from the cold as they ice melts of them. "Brrr… What just happened?" "Zombozo hypnotize everyone in the stadium so he can rob them!" Dan explain as the others snapped out of the trance. "Grandpa! You need to get your friends and you to a safe place! Dan and I will take care of this."

Dan points to the red glowing watch as he said. "We're not doing anything as long as this is on 'Recharge Mode'!" "We can't let kids fight our battle for us! What would Couch Keene say if he saw a bunch of evil clowns robbing people?" The black-skinned elder asked as Max responds.

"He would say: "Go get them, Wolf Pack!" After all, we are…" "THE FABULOUS FOUR!" The elders cried out as they poised with their rackets. They then charged down the stairs as the kids watched in worry. "This isn't going to end well." "Gee, what's your first clue?" Kate narrows her eyes at her sarcastic brother.

The clowns were still leaving when… "Hey! Where are you going, Mister Funny-Pants?" Max calls out to the clowns, making 2 of them holding air guns smile and run towards them. 1 was about to blast him, but Max was quicker and knocks it out with his racket before hitting clown, sending to dreamland with a thud.

The other was aiming when herd something on his left. He turns to see the Black-skinned one charging at him with surprising speed for his age. The old player knocks the clown down as the kids made it to the field. "Whoa! Their actually really good!" Dan said in shock as Kate cheers. "GO WOLVES!" Zombozo was girting his teeth in annoyance.

"It's nap time, gramps!" A clown on a Unicycle calls out as he rides towards the fat one while firing a gas bomb. The senior spun returns back with a backhand, blinding the clown as he kept pedaling past him, who used his cane to trip him. "I took my nap, today! Punk!"

Bruce noticed the tall clown rising his left foot, planning on stomping him like a bug. But Bruce was faster and dodges the stomps. He then whack the springy leg, tangling them up and made the clown fall backward.

Dan was watching when he heard a familiar beep. Looking down, he smirks as he activates his recharged Gauntlet, turning into Cannonbolt. "Finally! College, I don't get. But kicking butt is my major!" Kate merely shook her head is disappointment as her brother shrugs. He then rolls out to the field.

He stop in front of Zombozo. "Another one?! Get him!" He calls out, making the group of clowns crowed in front, aiming at the alien. Cannonbolt chuckles as he looks at how the clown positioned. "Hehe… This is going to be good!" He then rolls at the clowns, avoiding their gas balls.

CRASH Cannonbolt rams right into the group, making a bowling ball crash sound as the clowns fall down, still as pins. "SSSTRIKE!" Cannonbolt calls out, amused that he was like a bowling ball at an alley. BANG Zombozo rams the alien from behind, sending him flying into the wall. "Ooww… I got to stop celebrating too soon."

He then charges at the clown, only for him to push a button labeled: 'Peels'. Banana peels starts flying out of a compartment on the back. He then turns and drives away, leaving a trail for Cannonbolt to slip on as the clown chuckles. The out-of-control alien smashed into another wall.

Max swung, but missed as a boxing clown knocks him back, making the black-skinned elder pick him up as they were surrounded.

"Grandpa!" Kate calls out. She then noticed an old person next to her that is around her height. "Looks like you can use some help." "Who are you? Wait a minute…" Kate narrows her eyes at the whistle around his neck, noticing the word 'Keene' Edged into it. Kate realizes that he is Max's old coach.

"Coach Keene?!" "Yep." "But, weren't you retired, years ago?" The elder responds as he look at the field, observing the chaos. "I was, but now my boys need me."

Zombozo climbs on to his float with an insane smile. "All right, time for the grand finale! We're going to bring down the house!" HE then pulls the black noise of the float, making the top hat open with a burst of confetti, revealing a red, stripped timer-set missile. Zombozo laughs as he dances in anticipation.

"How are we going to stop that?!" "I got just the play for it." Keene reassures Kate as she questions the old teacher. "You have a play to stop a clown missile?" "Yep."

Max was struggling with a clown that has him in a choke hold, only to elbow him in the gut and knock him away with his weapon. "Don't lock you're shoulders, Tennyson!" Max turns to see his old coach approaching him with his granddaughter. "Coach!?" "Tell the boys, we're gonna run ' The Big Bad Wolf'!" "The 'BBW'?! I can't run the 'BBW'! I'm too old!" TTWWWEEEEEETTTT

"Go howl at them, Wolf Pack!" Max nods at his mentor and wolf howl for his team, who howls back as they help Cannonbolt up. They all then gathered together as the coach explains. "Okay, let's draw this one up for the rookie!"

"WOLF PACK! LET'S HUNT!" "What?" Zombozo turns towards Max's voice, only to see him lift his friends up, who somehow made a giant racket out of themselves, despite their old age and bodies. "The 'BBW'?!" The crazed clown cries in dismay at seeing the move.

Keene blows his whistle as Kate watches in excitement, both in seats as Cannonbolt deeps breathes on top of the stairs. He then rolls down them and leaps into the air, getting whacked by the giant, old-man racket and sent flying towards the float. "I hate Badminton." Zombozo deadpans out.

KA-BOOM Cannonbolt smashed into the float, destroying it, the bomb and sent Zombozo flying through one of the goal posts. "It's good!" Cannonbolt cries out.

Later, after everyone else was un-hypnotized and all the stuff returned, the Tennysons and the Wolf Pack were watching Zombozo shoved into a police car. The clown looks out the back window to see Dan waving at him with crossed arms and a smug grin. The clown glared in response, vowing revenge against the boy who ruined him as the car dove off.

"Wow! This was fun, guys!" Max exclaims. "Fun?! It's the best reunion ever!" "THE FABULOUSES FOUR! GO WOLVES!" The elders cheered out. "You know, I think I understand College." "Really? " Kate questions her brother, who responds. "Yeah, you know, some classes, some pranks, a bunch of evil clowns attacked. Some Badminton grandpas saved the day by forming a giant racket. You know, stuff."

"You want to watch TV?" "Yep" Dan responds back as he shoves his hand into his jacket.