1Disclaimer: Okay so no one like a know it all. But you know what? That what I am. I am a know it all and a smart ass and everything like that. I'm also heavily sarcastic. What can I say I am what I am. I'm a really tall, browned haired, green eyed, sarcasm dripping from teeth girl. Okay so anyway I don't own Twilight. Stephenie Myer does. Although I just ordered my copy of New Moon from and I am totally going to be going crazy until it gets here. But back to reality I don't own Twilight. On with the story.

Okay so this is going to be a little more fluff an then were going to see Bella and Edward do something totally drastic. And then the chapters going to end. Okay ready, set-

Enjoy!

Chapter 9

Love Is Me

BPOV

Sun streamed through the curtains as I opened my eyes. The whole room smelled like the ocean and my strawberry shampoo. I smiled into my pillow remembering last night.

It had been a good night.

A very, very good night.

But then the whole being pregnant thing came back and a wave of nausea hit me. Sending me running for the bathroom with vampire speed.

I wretched right into the toilet bowl. Seven more months of this. Fun. Well at least I have my whole family to suffer with me. After I finished throwing up everything I had eaten I laid in the bathroom. Just concentrating on my breathing. To miserable to move. Being pregnant is not fun. And it's only my second month!

I had just decided that I would be staying on this floor until the baby came out when my lucky non pregnant husband walked into the room. And as punishment for him being able to say his normal size while I swell up like a balloon for the next nine months I through a sizeable shampoo bottle at him.

Which he dodged because he is not physically challenged and I really suck at throwing things. He gave me that disapproving look that I quickly wiped off his face by widening my eyes and biting my bottom lip. He melted instantly. God husbands are so easy.

He came and lay next to me on the floor. I crawled over and lay my head right under his chin. His fingers crawled through my hair as we lay on the floor. Just trying to comprehend what we had gotten ourselves into.

"If this is any clue to how the future of this pregnancy is going to be I have to tell you we are never having sex again," I muttered into his chest.

He laughed and kissed the top of my head. Which made me glare at him. Did he think I was kidding?

He sat up, "Come on darling I made you breakfast." He said pushing on my shoulder. I was still laying there in the flannel shirt I had bought because it was comfortable. Unfortunately it only covered to right under my butt. Luckily I was wearing underwear.

I groaned and rolled over so that I positioned on my stomach, "Not. Moving. Ever. Again." I said into the floor.

"Fine," said Edward. And then I was hoisted into the air. Oh my god I hate my husband!

"Edward," I screamed as I kicked and wriggled. Which was futile considering he was at least fifty pounds heavier then me and had a lot more muscle.

"Bella," he said in a warning voice, "Not only are you my dearly beloved wife but you are also carrying my children in there so even if I have to force feed you, you are going to eat damn it."

I scoffed and gave him a sarcastic smile, "And they say romance is dead."

"They obvious haven't heard about us," he said kissing my forehead.

"Obviously," I said smiling even though I was trying not to but then I realized something, "You know this is so much more fun for you considering I am not wearing pants and all I have on is one of those death trap thongs Alice considers fashionable. God I am pretty sure Jasper just acts brooding, considering Alice wears these things all the time he is probably one of the luckiest guys in this house." Edward chuckled as he walked down the stairs, kissing my forehead once more, "Either way you are a complete pervert, husband of mine." I added.

It was Edward's turn to scoff, "Oh yes I am trying to cop a feel of my pregnant wife's ass as I carry her down the stairs because she is to sick to move on her own."

I smiled, "Exactly."

Edward glowered at me as I smiled innocently. When we reached the kitchen he set me down in a chair by the table. Which I quickly moved from, sitting cross legged on top of the spacious island in the middle of the room.

The kitche was beautiful. It had been built into the side of the house that faced the forest so Esme had the boys knock out the wall and had replaced it with glass so everywhere you look you got sun light and forest.

My skin was sparkling like mad. I laid on the counter top my hair laying at every angle. My shirt covering everything but not leaving much to imagination. It was time to get some answers. Like where the hell did my mind reading power go and where was everyone?

My stomach fluttered and not because I was nervous as I spoke, "Edward where is everyone?" I asked quietly.

Edward who was chopping some weird looking fruit. He kind of looked like Emeril. If he would have shout 'bam' I would not have been surprised.

Edward shrugged, "Alice had a vision that you wouldn't be able to read my mind and you wouldn't freak so there all going to come into the house gradually so that you can get used to your power gradually."

I scoffed for like the one hundredth time this morning, "So where are they? In there cars or something?"

Edward was silent. Oh my god.

"Seriously?" I said almost laughing. I looked out the window at the right angle. And sure enough there were all the cars parked a few foot ball fields away from the house. Just far enough away so I couldn't read their minds. I slapped my head, "Our whole family is chemically imbalance."

And that started my rant, "And we are the worst of all. I am some genetic freak even when I'm a vampire. And you are the guy that knocked me up. I mean what are we going to do? We are having twins! Not one but two babies. And we have no idea what there going to be like! They could be blood thirst monsters for all we know. We don't know if there going to want formula or human blood and there is no way in hell that I am breast feeding Edward so you can just wipe that thought out of your head. And for another thing they are also going to be like all powerful. I don't think I'm going to like having children who can read my mind. And who knows what other powers their going to get, I mean this is only my second month I could be able to separate my body into thirds by the time I give birth. Oh yeah and the whole giving birth thing, that isn't going to be fun. I mean I've never actually done it before but the general consensus is that it is painful. So Jasper isn't going to be able to get anywhere near me and that means Alice will stay with him and that means she won't be able to stay with me and besides you, she, Rosalie, and Belinda are the only people I want to be with me. And Carlisle considering you know he is my doctor. Oh and Esme, she's had a baby before." And that's when I lost my breath. I had been pacing on the counter and screaming. Edward was just looking at me as if I was the most amusing thing in the world.

I sat down cross legged in a huff. Edward looked at me with one eyebrow raised and an amused smile, "Better?" He asked handing me a bowl of different fruits jumping on to the counter and putting his arm around me.

"Yes," I said popping a grape into my moth and feeling like a child.

"Edward," I said facing him, "are you scared?"

He looked at me as if calculating his answer and after a moment he nodded. I smiled, "Good. Because if you weren't we wouldn't be perfect for each other. Because I'm terrified."

"Hey I have a question," I said throwing a piece of cantaloupe up in the air and catching it in my moth. Edward nodded, prompting me on, "Okay so ten years ago when I was still human we had to live like monks because you were afraid that if we went to far you would kill me and that would have been not good," I titled my head to the side, "so why is it easier for you now. I mean I'm mostly human and I must smell like I did then so why?" I really wanted to know the answer.

Edward shrugged, "You smell the same Bella, but the blood inside you. . . it's not your own. It belongs to the last animal you fed from. And that is why I was able to control myself from doing something I would deeply regret last night."

I smiled, "Well that's good. Because I read once that females go sex crazy when their pregnant." I said kissing him.

Edward smiled under my lips, "I think I can live with that."

After we finished kissing a picked up another piece of juicy fruit, "See what did I say. You are a complete pervert." I dropped the dripping fruit into my moth.

"Okay well the pervert says it's time to get dressed," Edward said grabbing the bowl and starting to walk towards the stairs, "The pervert has a surprise."

I groaned, "Edward you know I hate surprises!"

"Yes I do love but I am openly defying your no surprise policy," he shouted from the first floor.

"Openly defying a pregnant lady could be quite dangerous for you hubby," I shouted stomping up the stairs.

"I'll take my chance."

"Atleast give me a hint," I shouted back.

"Bella," he said in his wanring voice.

"Fine but I am going to name our children something horrible like Colgate or Texas Ranger or something equally horrific."

"Bella," he said again.

" I hate you, Edward" I shouted with my tongue out.

"Love you too darling."

"Bite me!"

Edward's head popped out from the closet he donned a mishevios, "Though that may sound insulting when you say it, to me it is a most tempting proposition."

I rolled my eyes, "Like I said you are such a perv."

"Good thing I trapped you into marrying me before I showed by true pervert nature." He said grinning.

I walked to the closet and kissed him quickly on the lips, "If this what being trapped is like then I don't think I ever want to be free again."

Edward smiled at me, "I love you Bella."

I smiled, "love you too."

Wasn't that delicious fluff! I absolutely love pregnant Bella and Edward. And wait until you see Alice. Fun shopping. Okay well this had made sufficiently giddy. But don't be all happy and think you have dodged the action bullet. It will come when you least expect it. Don't be fooled.

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