foxstarkiller: Don't worry Dan will get a punishment this chapter. You'll just have to wait and see :)
"Eeks. You'll have to wash my socks for a week now Mon" Chandler says grossed out at the jelly bean he just ate, " And you'll have to change the baby's diaper when he's born" Monica answers her husband.
[20 minutes later where C&M didn't say anything else to their mischievous son]
"Bye daddy and mommy!" Sadie shouts out as the kids leave. As soon as they leave, Chandler starts to slid his hand up Monica's shirt and kiss her. "I love you so much" he says in her hair, "I love you so much too". "I am so happy to have such a hot wife like you" Chandler grins, "And I am so happy to have such a good looking husband" Monica says. He takes her into their bedroom and when they are in the bedroom, he takes off her blouse and she takes off his vest.
[The kids are at recess]
"Hey Mrs. ?, do you want a jelly bean" Daniel asks as he offers his teacher a canned dog food jelly bean, "Thank you" she says and bites into the gross bean starting to gag. Other teachers eat barf, lawn clippings and rotten egg jelly beans obviously offered by him.
[The gang are coming over later that day]
Ross, Emily, Ben, Heather & Isabella all enter. "Hi Uncle Ross, do you want a jelly bean" Daniel asks and adds "Auntie Emily do you want one also" "Sure" Ross & Emily both take one - he eats lawn clippings and she booger. They both gag in disgust, "Ooh that was awesome. Gimme one" Ben exclaims and eats a canned dog food one. That's it. You are punished and me & your mother are taking away the beans for three days" Chandler angrily tells his son.
[At the dinner table where Daniel is looking pissed at his parents]
"What is the baby's gender" Ross asks, "We are having a baby boy" Chandler answers rubbing Monica's hand. "Ooh congrats" Rachel says.
[That night where C&M are discussing baby names]
"Jason" Monica suggests, "No. Anthony" Chandler answers, "Gianni". "Lorenzo", "Eww. Joshua maybe" Chandler suggests, "Perfect and Ross will be the middle name" Monica says and they kiss.
Those suggested baby names(excluding Joshua) are actually based off of my family members. Stay tuned for more! :)
