A.N. Hey everyone! Sorry I haven't updated for a while, but I've just been kinda busy these days... Yea I'm really sorry. But I made the next chapter for Fran so I hope you enjoy~

What If…

Fran was a play director?

The Namimori Theater

"Ok everyone, get into your positions," Fran said, speaking into the microphone. "Bel-sempai, you're a bit too far to the right, can you move more to the left?"

Bel (A.K.A. Belphegor/ Prince the Ripper) gave a tch and shifted unwillingly to the left. On the stage stood Belphegor, as well as some other people, who looked very much annoyed. The said people on the stage were the Varia as well as Mukuro and his gang.

"Bel-sempai, you need to move more to the left, you're not close enough to the rest of the stage crew," Fran stated in a monotone voice.

Bel looked up at Fran with a slight frown on his face. "The peasant doesn't order the prince around you brat. Anyways, who would want to move closer to Levi-san."

Levi looked over at Bel and said, "What do you mean by that!"

"Levi-san, anyone can see that you're a creepy old man who doesn't quite fit into the Varia. Of course, you would be lucky enough to have normal people think that you're just an old pedophile who likes to cosplay," Fran answered emotionlessly.

"WHAT!" Levi furiously shouted, "I am the most loyal person to the boss and no one else can replace such role…" And Levi went on talking as everyone else ignored him as well as his presence.

"Bel-sempai, you still haven't moved more to the left yet," Fran once again said.

"Shut up," Bel said as he threw a set of knives at Fran.

*Impact on Fran's frog hat* "Ah, Bel-sempai, that wasn't very nice."

"Ushishishi," Bel laughed.

"VOOOOOIII! JUST MOVE TO THE FUCKING LEFT!" Squalo yelled, ear-splittingly. "THE FASTER WE GET THIS DAMN THING DONE, THE FASTER I CAN LEAVE THIS FUCKING PLACE!"

"Hmph," Bel muttered as he shifted more to the left.

"Sempai, you're too far to the left now, move a bit to the right again."

Bel: *vein* *moves to the right*

"Oh, that's good Bel-sempai," Fran approved emotionlessly.

"VOOOOOIII! HURRY UP!" Squalo impatiently shouted once more.

"Squalo-taichou, can you please use your inside voice? You're going to break all the glass in here. I'm pretty sure in kindergarten you learned about using an inside voice inside," Fran said.

"VOOOI! THE ONLY REASON I EVEN ALLOW THIS IS BECAUSE THE BOSS PERMITTED YOU TO DO THIS, BUT IF YOU EVER CROSS THE LINE I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU ON THE SPOT!"

"Gulp. Scary, taichou," Fran said in a monotone voice.

"Oh, when are we going to dress up and get started? We need to have good looks if we're to film this play~" Lussuria said.

"Ah, I'll do that." Fran then conjured an illusion of outfits on the cast members. "Ah good…so here, these are the rolls: Bel-sempai is the fallen prince who got kicked out of his own homeland.

Bel: *vein*

Levi-san is the never-noticed loser that no one cares about.

Levi: WHAT?

Lussuria-san is the gay pedophile.

Lussuria: "Oh?"

Squalo-taichou is the female actress who looks very aged but isn't. As this character, Squalo-taicho is expected to be able to sing in soprano.

Squalo: "VOOOII! WHAT!"

Mammon is the very creepy, stingy tax collecting baby who seemed to have lived over hundreds of years.

Mammon: "…."

Xanxus-sama is the…where is the boss?

"He said that he 'didn't want to go to the fucking play' and that he was tired. He said that if anyone woke him up from his nap, he would kill them…" Mammon stated.

Ah, anyways…Shishou (Mukuro), you will be the pineapple fairy in this play…

Mukuro: *twitch* *murderous intent*

Ken-san will be the pet dog and the baka.

Ken: "Oi! What—"

And Chikusa-san will be the street performer."

Chikusa: *no emotion*

"Any questions, comments, concerns, complaints?" Fran questioned emotionlessly.

An uproar of voices yelled many objections to the rolls they were given.

"Ah good, there seems to be no problem," Fran said, "Let's get started."

After 15 minutes of violence and threats…

"The first scene will be starring Squalo-taichou, shishou, and Ken-san," Fran stated. All over his frog hat were knives, holes, and slash marks. "Squalo-taichou, you'll be tippy-toeing through the flower garden on a rainy day while singing: "Rain drops are falling on my head…"

"VOOOOIII! WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!" Squalo angrily shouted, "NO FUCKING WAY WILL I BE DOING THAT!"

"That's not very lady-like taichou," Fran said. "Oh yes, I almost forgot, I have to give you a different outfit. You look very depressing in that clothing, not to mention goth." Fran casted an illusion and immediately, Squalo was in a pink and white dress that had frills on top and flowed nicely on the bottom. In his hand was a pink umbrella as well as his now-decorated sword.

"VOOOII!"

"As Squalo-taichou tippy-toes through the flower garden, Ken the dog will come up to him and…" Fran scanned his play sheet. "…and he will be struck down."

"What! Why do I get killed first, byon!" Ken indignantly huffed.

"Because you're not needed for any other parts in this play…you're useless," Fran answered emotionlessly.

"Oi!" Ken shouted.

"If it makes you feel better, you can just think of yourself as the fifth wheel," Lussuria said.

"Huh? What's the fifth wheel?" Ken questioned.

"Ushishishi, it means you're useless and not needed…an extra…" Bel smirked.

Ken: *fuming*

"Anyways, after Ken the dog is struck down, shishou will come floating in with his pineapple fairy costume…"

*Trident thrown into Fran's hat* *Mukuro comes at Fran but is held back by Ken and Chikusa* "Shishou, it's a bad habit to throw things at people," Fran emotionlessly said, "If you keep doing that, people will begin to dislike you and maybe even throw you out of their country like Bel-sempai."

"Oi you—"Bel said. He then jumped of the stage and kicked Fran off his high chair.

"Kero!" Fran said as he hit the floor. Then standing back up, Fran said, "Action!"

The scene somewhat unnaturally started.

"Slowly sprinkle some water over Squalo-taichou, Bel-sempai," Fran directed.

*Whole tank of water dumped*

"VOOIII! WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT FOR!" Squalo yelled.

"Cut," Fran said through his microphone. "Bel-sempai, didn't you hear me say 'slowly sprinkle some water over Squalo-taichou'?"

"Ushishishi, I did. But the prince's arm was getting tired of holding the tank of water and dumping the whole thing was much easier. Couldn't the brat-peasant just say that there was a heavy downpour of rain?"

"No," Fran answered. "But your timing was good sempai so, good job" *thumb up*

"VOOOIII! WHAT DO YOU MEAN GOOD JOB!"

"Ah you see taichou…"

Outside…

Violent sounds were heard as well as explosions, screaming, yelling, metal-screeches, sempai's, shishou's, and kero's…

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