Chapter 11- Worry sets in
In the back, Kane and the Deadman were talking to Orton and told him it was time he changed back to normal. However Randy didn't want to, he was having too much fun as a snake. "I can swallow things bigger than my head!" I heard from Randy.
"Yeah, and I'll stuff you stupid so badly you will wish you were normal again!" warned the Undertaker. "You better have two legs again by the next time I see you or we are going to have a stern talking!"
The brothers of destruction seemed very distracted. I couldn't blame them. My brother and his girlfriend are at risk not to mention their child or children at stake!
I spent most of my day worried, as later on I found Randy Orton who was writing the pros and cons of turning back to normal. "Randy, save everyone a headache right now and just change back!"
"Well I can't do it now!" he explained. "If I do I will be butt naked!"
"Where the hell is your clothing?"
"At the hotel. Look, I am saving everyone a hassle here, you either deal with a naked me, or a slithering snake. You decide"
At the moment, I was in no mood to deal with a streaking Orton. I was more worried for Jeff and what the hell was going on with him and Raiden. When Orton slithered away, I heard Kahn calling out to me. Something had happened and I needed to come quickly.
Wasting little time, I followed him back to the arena where on one side of the ring was Raiden, Beth laid in the middle of the ring, cuddled in blankets as Jeff was in the corner. There was the biggest grin on his face as I looked about, demanding to know what happened!
"Well, when Jeff couldn't take the rumbling, Kahn hit the sides of Jeff's stomach. Next thing we knew Raiden came up and out. Beth somehow came out of Raiden and Jeff had a baby!" Morrison explained. "I am very confused right now."
I slid into the ring and saw Jeff was cuddling a newborn in his arms. He regained his pouch and tucked in the baby before his wings came around himself happily. "I have a son Matt" Jeff whispered to me happily. "I have a son!"
I stared at Kahn and Raiden who was glade to finally get out of my brother, he stared at all of us and announced he will never bother us again. "I mean it this time!" he announced and vanished.
Kahn smiled to me and announced. "See, I told you I knew what I was doing!" he said.
That's all well and good, but why the hell does Jeff look bigger? Then again, this whole thing is messed up to begin with.
I was grateful to have my brother back. I spent most of my time in dragon form keeping Beth warm in my pouch. She woke a few hours after the whole thing and was rather shocked to find herself tucked into a dragon's stomach flap. "What… Matt! Where am I? Where's Jeff?..." she began to struggle as I tried to settle her down.
"He's ok, and you had a son" I gently told her.
Beth was stunned. She insisted on seeing Jeff herself, I was more than willing to oblige. Jeff after all was resting right beside me in the bed Kratos bought for him. He was asleep with a smile on his face. Beth crawled out of my pouch and snuggled in next to Jeff. My heart warmed to them as I could feel this was finally over, however the commotion coming from outside made me realize it's never over.
Randy was slithering as fast as he could down the hallway with the Deadman giving chase. He was saying something about a new pair of boots and matching jacket and belt buckle. All I know is when The Deadman is on the hunt, it's best to stay out of his way.
Orton should know better than to push his buttons.
It would be a matter of days before we learned of Jeff's side effect to Raiden's… assistance. He really got a charge out of it….
THE END
