author's note: okay, another chap for this story, thanx King Hawke for the excuse, as you can see, it's here! Keep the ideas and reviews coming!
disclaimer: I don't wanna own the X-Men if they're doing this...
King Hawke
Bobby: my
clothes come off when I turn my skin into ice and I fell off my
ice
slide and landed on kitty who phased out of her clothes to
avoid hitting me.
after that...it got so hot in here that the ice
melted. that's what the liquid
stuff is everywhere. it's a
complete misunderstanding!
You mean, this isn't what we were assigned for homework in sex ed?
Okay, you see, this is what really happened. I caught Tabitha and Sam doing it, so I went to tell on them, but Tabitha blew up all my clothes while Sam laughed about it, so I walked over to show them a thing or two when I tripped on Tabitha's show and landed on top of Sam.... who was naked since he and Tabitha were doing it, so I'm not the one that should be in trouble!
We're celebrating independance day by being independant from our clothing
I was unwrapping my birthday presents and she was sitting by them so I thought she was a present to be unwrapped
One word...porn!
Okay, we were online looking up something totally innocent, like um rabbits, yeah, rabbits and we happened to stumble across a dirty web site, and next thing I know is we're naked, and you're walking in the door...
Scott: Emma was mentally controlling me?
Jean: Nice try Scott...
Emma: See, I told you no one would believe you Scott...(evil laugh)
We were exploring the many uses of duct tape
I was just eating a banana...a flesh colored banana
But they do it on Family Guy...
I wanted to see if God would really smite me for having unmarried sex...guess not...hmmm