As you remember last time, our heroes had found the second gem for Christine's ship and Rocky had learned all about the Princess' backstory and how became guardian of the cosmos. Now, Rocky and his friends must find the final gem on the final planet.
Finally, our heroes landed on the last planet. It was very weird looking.
"What planet is this Uncle Gidney?" Sherman asked.
"I have no idea Sherman." Gidney said "But we'd better find the gem and get back to Earth!"
Just then, some creatures came out from near and far. They were furry, purple aliens that looked like space monkeys. They had never seen Earthlings, Quispians, and Moon Men before.
"Hokey smoke gang!" Rocky pointed to the space monkeys "Those look like alien monkeys!"
"Maybe they can help us." Bullwinkle suggested. "ATTENTION SPACE MONKEYS! WE MEAN YOU NO HARM! WE HAVE COME TO SEARCH FOR A PRECIOUS GEM!"
"Citizens of Chimpzania!" Said a monkey "These strange creatures want to steal our valuable treasure, SEIZE THEM!"
The space monkeys started charging right towards them.
"No wait you don't understand!" Quisp tried to explain.
"Arrest these strange creatures and bring them to the to the Chimpnasium!" Said a monkey.
Without hesitation, the monkeys took our heroes to the king's dome and they were ready for a trial.
"So this is the Chimpnasium?" Bullwinkle asked.
"Yes." Said a monkey irritably "This is the Chimpnasium. If the king spanks his butt twice, you'll be put to death!"
"But if he does it once, you will become king." Said another monkey.
"So your king lives in this dome, and he's gonna elect us to replace him?" Rocky asked the monkeys.
"Well, yeah." Sherman said "If he beats his butt once. But if he does it twice-"
"Quiet you!" Peabody scolded Sherman.
"He wants someone to take the blame for the massive food shortage." A monkey said "Better known as the Great Famine of X12."
"Why don't you have any food?" Peabody asked the monkeys.
"We ate it all up okay." A monkey answered.
"Well, you want some food right?" Sherman asked "Uncle Quisp has some nice, tasty cerea-"
"Quiet you." Peabody flicked Sherman's ear.
"Listen to the steeply slump forehead on this one!" The monkey laughed "Did your thumbs tell you that?"
"HAVE THEIR THUMBS PULLED!" A monkey yelled.
One of the monkey's took Peabody's thumb and was about to pull if from his hand.
"NO NO DONT!" Peabody said "I'LL DO ANYTHING!"
"Anything?" A monkey asked suspiciously.
"Anything!" Peabody begged.
"Hmmm." A monkey thought "Why not bring us some sauce?"
"Sauce?!" The gang asked.
"Sure, we'll get you sauce, in exchange for the gem." Rocky sheepishly grinned. "What kinda sauce do you want?"
"Some tangy, hot BBQ sauce." Said a monkey.
"Okay, okay okay." Peabody said "All you gotta do is give us the gem. We'll buy you some. We'll ship it back here."
"Hang on." Said the space monkey "I have to ponder this proposal. ELDERS! COME FORTH!"
The monkeys spoke in space monkey language and they went back to our heroes.
"I have thought about that thing you said." The monkey glared.
"So what's your answer?" Cloyd asked.
"We have to be home at nine, cause Mr. Peabody says I need to go to bed." Sherman said.
"Then we have no time!" Said a monkey "THE DOME!"
The king of Chimpzania came right out of the dome and showed his bare buttocks to the monkeys and our heroes. Ready to make his decision. He beat on his butt like bongoes...one...two...three...four times!
"FOUR TIMES?!" The monkey yelled to the narrator "This is unbelievable!"
"Wait, what does that mean?" Bullwinkle asked.
"He didn't tell us about beating his butt four times." A monkey glared, totally ignoring the moose's question "ATTACK THE DOME!"
The monkeys charged toward the dome in a rage to attack the king's dome. Meanwhile, Rocky and his friends saw this as a chance to escape.
"Come on gang." Rocky said "Now's our chance."
"Right behind ya Rocky!" Bullwinkle followed Rocky and the others.
"Sherman, be a dear and use your anti-gravity thingamabob to grab the gem." Peabody pointed to the gem, which was on a stand.
"Yes Mr. Peabody." Sherman beamed the anti-gravity stick at the gem and dragged it into his hand.
"Good boy Sherman." Peabody said "Now let's go! Grab my tail!"
Sherman grabbed Peabody's tail and Peabody and Sherman charged into the portal.
Finally, our heroes landed safely back in the observatory where they saw Christine, Mitchell, and Thompson waiting for them.
"You found the last gem." Thompson said.
"Congratulations young heroes." Christine said "You have found the gems and now, my ship can return to orbiting the galaxy. Thank you."
"It was no problem." Bullwinkle said.
"I can't believe you told them we're coming back with barbecue sauce Mr. Peabody." Cloyd said "Those dang dirty apes wanted to kill us!"
"I lied Cloyd." Peabody said.
"Now, since I am a queen of my word, I'll conjure up a magic portal that'll help you get back to Earth safely." Christine said.
"Alright! Woo hoo!" Rocky and his friends cheered.
Christine waved her magic wand and conjured up a portal. It would take them to where Earth was. Wasting no time, Rocky and his friends ran to Quisp's ship when all of a sudden...
WHAM!
Peabody was grabbed by his leg and was being dragged into the portal to Chimpzania. A purple, hairy arm was holding it. Just then, a head popped out of the portal to Chimpzania, it was one of the monkeys. The space monkeys formed a chain through the portal and wanted to take Peabody back to their planet for revenge.
"What other stuff have you lied about?" The monkey glared at him.
Author's Note:
Hokey smoke! Mr. Peabody is gonna be pulled back to Chimpzania! Is he gonna be attacked by a planet of dang, dirty apes? Will these simian freaks have their revenge? Find out in our next chapter, "Dog-Gone Peabody" or "Rocky Go Home"!
Special thanks to the Aqua Tv Show Show episode, Banana Planet who inspired this chapter.