Hey guys, welcome back!
So, for those who follow me, you'll know tomorrow is a special day.
No, I'm not talking about the fact P5 is coming out tomorrow (though that is pretty awesome)
I'm talking about the one year anniversary of Twin heroes of Remnant!
It's been one hell of a ride, and the series is reaching it's end soon, and I'm glad it lasted a whole year at least.
So, while I prepare that, you guys get a chapter of Psychic Hunter, and no, we're not going back to Ash and co. just yet.
I got something funny to write first.
Qrow stretched his arms back with a groan as he walked in a town in Mistral.
Ozpin had sent him out to find any piece of info on what Salem could be planning right now.
And thus, his search had brought him to Mistral.
He walked ahead in early evening, looking for a decent inn to rest in as he passed by a couple with a young girl that had bright red hair and green eyes.
He didn't pay much attention to them, although he did overhear a bit of their conversation, they were just talking about heading home, and he heard them start to say the girl's name, something that started with a P.
Soon, he found a decent inn called 'The Fairy's Rest'.
Pretty weird name, but hey, beggars can't be choosers.
He walked in, ready to order himself something to eat and a room for the night, before he just stared at one of the patrons.
It was, in his opinion, the sexiest woman he'd ever seen, and she looked like some kind of Mistralian goddess, and all the other men in the place were apparently in agreement with him from the way they were staring at her.
He didn't know it, but goddess actually was an accurate way of describing her, since it was Ho-oh.
She looked bored though, so, he thought that maybe he could try and cheer her up.
So, he walked casually to her table, and put a hand on the chair across from her.
"Hey there, couldn't help but notice you look pretty bored, and I though I could try and make you crack a smile." he said simply.
His policy when hitting on women was always honesty... oh, and don't be a creep.
She looked at him in interest, raising an eyebrow at him "Well, I do suppose you're welcome to try."
A few hours later
Qrow was surprised at the current turn of events.
The woman, who revealed her name to him, now knowing he could call her Ho-oh, had actually taken a shine to him, and he'd managed to make her laugh quite a bit.
And after having a bite to eat with her and paying for her meal, she seemed to have taken a liking to him.
Enough that was she was dragging him up to her room at the inn with a sultry smirk at her lips.
It didn't take a genius to figure out he was about to get lucky with a literal goddess, though he didn't know that last part.
Which begged the question, where had his shitty luck been all night?
He didn't know that Ho-oh was already actively blocking out his bad luck, and after tonight, it would all be gone, since she would perform a special type of 'blessing' for him. (the author is not sorry for all the imagery you're no doubt getting from this, he finds this hilarious to write)
The door was slammed shut, and every patron was glad the rooms were sound sealed, or else no one would be able to sleep.
Although the ones in the adjacent room would no doubt constantly hear the bed slamming into the wall.
A lone bue eye scanned the area.
The owner of the eye was glad to have a little bit of peace and quiet for once, as his form changed in a burst of darkness, though it was very similar to his original.
White hair that looked like a ghostly whisp, covering his left eye, a long black coat with a high collar in red, his lone visible eye seemingly glaring at everything.
His name was Darkrai, and he had left Alamos Town for a few days of relaxation, opting to check out this new world his sister, Cresselia, had told him about.
So far, it seemed pretty simple, he had seen quite a few pokemon already just miding their own business, and even some that had bonded with humans.
Just when he thought he might get a chance to kick back, he was interrupted by those weird creatures Giratina had warned him about, these ones being in wolf shape.
"You're in the way." he murmured as he held up his hand above himself, forming a black sphere.
"Dark Void" he intoned lowly, as several smaller orbs shot out of the sphere, striking at the dark creatures that had surrounded him, envelopping them in the darkness, before they simply fell to the ground, asleep.
Darkrai's lone eye glowed as his ability activated, causing the grimm to suffer nightmares from his presence alone, before he turned it up a notch and used the move Nightmare which caused them actual pain as they slept.
"Annoying beasts." he muttered darkly as he kicked them, sending them flying into trees and cracking several ribs, and even causing their lungs to be punctured, as they slowly died from the inside.
He resumed walking after a few moments, hoping to find a quiet spot soon, as he seemingly melded into the darkness of the forest.
Mew giggled silently as she messed around with a trainer that had come to try and catch her again.
There had been so called sightings of her in the area, which was actually just her letting the humans catch a glimpse of her, and trainers started flocking in droves to the small archipelago known as the Sevii Islands.
Once the trainer gave up, and she was sure, she was alone, she assumed human form in a burst of light, appearing as a young woman with a petite appearance, with short pink hair and cat ears, a lone cat tail sitting atop her rump, as she wore a pink leotard over her body, and nothing else, her blue eyes shining in amusement.
It was always fun to mess with humans, they had funny reactions sometimes.
She may be the genetic ancestor of every pokemon, but she was still a child at heart.
Idly she wondered if she should pay Arceus a visit soon.
"Naw, I think I'll go see if Jirachi is finally awake now." she said to herself as she quickly flew to the Hoenn region, heading for a hidden cave deep in the mountain, and soon finding a purple crystal that housed the shape of a young pokemon.
"Guess he's still sleeping." she said with a sigh, before perking up "I'mma go look for Celebi then." she said, and once more, quickly flew off, this time for the Johto region.
She passed the whirlpool islands on the way, and said a quick hello to Articuno, Zapdos and Moltres, Moltres having been bathing in her lava lake when she caught her.
In the "Legendary Birds" as the humans called them, Articuno and Moltres were female, while Zapdos was the sole male of the trio, though Lugia, the one who held power over them, was also male.
She soon reached Ilex Forest in Johto, floating to the shrine hidden deep within, and finding her other friend, Celebi, taking a nap.
The time travelling legend was male, and had yellowish green hair with two strands standing up like antenna, wearing light green clothing, around his eyes, which Mew knew to be blue, were dark rings.
She decided to let him sleep, knowing those dark rings weren't just for show, and that Celebi suffered from insomnia, so when he finally fell asleep, the other legends let him rest, knowing he needed it.
Soon, she fell asleep as well, leaning against the shrine next to Celebi.
Oh yeah, I went there.
Ho-oh and Qrow are banging as we speak XD
Pyrrha, Jirachi, the birds and Celebi got early bird *snickers* cameos, and Darkrai and Mew got their own little segments.
Read, Review, Don't be a dick, and have a nice day everyone!
See ya next time!