"Only one stall's working?!", Katie said upon all of them reaching the bathroom.
"So they can afford a Doctor on this show, but not a plunger?", Duncan added in, referring of course to Dr. Pennywise.
"And I'd be crazy to give up this little spot!", LeShawna replied, "So I'm goin on in!", however LeShawna was unable to get the door open, primarily because Duncan stopped her.
"Hold it there!", Duncan said to interrupt her, "I need to obviously go in before you, and that's exactly what I'm gonna do!"
"What you need", LeShawna replied, "Is some Mint or a Mouthwash!", she then pushed Duncan away with no remorse, "So back off, boy!"
"Uhh, Guys.", Cody began while an argument was arising, "How about we just take turns or something? Ladies first?"
"NO!", both LeShawna and Duncan angrily exclaimed in response to Cody's suggestion.
"I say, Grips go first!", Duncan replied.
"Well I say Gaffers!", LeShawna remarked.
"You're the only Gaffer here.", Duncan added in, "I got almost my whole team except for Justin here. Majority rule."
"Oh don't you go all Democratic on me, boy!", LeShawna angrily replied, "I've been holding this shit in for long enough time, I ain't given this shit up to you!"
"Should I get the straws for this?", Katie asked while this began happening. "Like we did for the Girls Trailer?"
"No Girl!", LeShawna said back to Katie, "There isn't time for that now!"
"Yeah!", Duncan added in, "Besides, since the Gaffers have lost Five times, and Grips won Five times, it only makes sense that my team goes in, with me first of course."
"Well then I think my team deserves it because we've had enough of you damn Grips winnin!", LeShawna remarked, "You and your team need to lose once in a while!"
"But we haven't, now have we?", Duncan replied with a smirk back at LeShawna.
"You did twice!", LeShawna pointed out, referring to episodes 7 and 8.
"That was cuz of Heather and Owen.", Duncan said while rolling his eyes, "We've won every time after that!"
"Oh whatevah!", LeShawna said right back, "Well you still ain't gettin' this stall!", just then LeShawna finally opened up the stall only to scream at the sight of what she came across. As one could've told, it was Owen sitting on the Toilet, trying to do his buisness in the bathroom. "OWEN!", LeShawna bellowed, "What are you doin'?!"
"It's not what I'm doing", Owen explained with his jaw now wired together thus making his voice sound more forced through his teeth, "It's what I'm not doing!"
"So you're constipated?", LeShawna replied with cocked eyebrows and hands on her hips.
"Who knew a diet of blended beef, corn and cheese puff shakes could stop my whole system!", just then Owen attempted to force himself to let loose while the others watched blankly, though he was completely unable to get anything out other than the sounds of him attempting to do so. While he did so, LeShawna did turn away, though it was not for long at all before Chef Hatchet made his way into the room, with a blended food for Owen in hand.
"Make way, comin' through!", Chef called out as he made his way into the room and to Owen's stall, embarassing Owen a bit.
"Chef!", Owen complained, "A Little Privacy? I'm trying to Poop-a-doopy here!"
"Pennywise's orders", Chef explained while he had a bubbling , green shake with whipped cream on top, "I've got the cure for your no-can-doodoo right here! Warm Heartfruit, no parmisan, hold the noodles!"
"That isn't even food-esque!", Owen exclaimed, pushing the shake away but not out of Chef's hands.
"Don't push, Kid.", Chef spoke a bit coldly back to Owen, "They makin' me serve you on account of mah bad behaviour.", just then however, it was LeShawna that took the drink from Chef's hands.
"Give it here!", she said as she took it, "I've been starvin' half to death since I woke up this mornin'!", without anyone stopping her she then drank practically the entire drink, and then even wiped some of it off of her mouth.
"Girl's gonna feel that!", Chef commented, possibly talking to Owen though also possibly commenting to himself.
"My My, who new that liquid brand could be so TASTEY?", LeShawna commented, only to then suddenly burp, letting out a green gas from her mouth as she did so. "Even on the return trip!", once she did that, Owen sat from the stall and zipped up his shorts (though they also might be extremely stretched out pants).
"I'd say that my work here is done, but I never even got started!", after those words, Owen begin walking away with his head drooped down as the next scene was a jump cut right to LeShawna, DJ, Lindsay, Owen, Duncan, Cody, Justin, Izzy who still had her scars from episode 8 and Katie all now walking up to the point where Chris (now having a Military hat on) and Chef (dressed in his 'Master Chief' uniform) were there to present to them the Challenge of the episode.
"Today we're all about war movies!", Chris explained, "So, look likely you-"
"Get ready for the core, lulu!", Chef suddenly said in a demanding voice, gaining the attention of the constestants before the focus went right back to the main host.
"So get ready for the first death defying challenge you-"
"Disgusting slimey crustaceans!", Chef said, once more interrupting Chris again.
"Move it, Privates!", Chris finished, "Fall in!"
"Sir, Yes sir!", all of the contestants said in unison. Possibly because in all honestly, it was difficult to make out what many of them were actually saying, as they all spoke at the exact same time.
[CONFESSIONAL]
Duncan - "I've always wanted to be a marine! They're rough, tough, they wear rad boots and they say hoorah! No idea what that means, but it just sounds so cool! Hoorah!"
[CONFESSIONAL ENDS]
Following Duncan's confessional, the Gaffers walked to group together as a team, leaving the Grips to do the same of course. In the center of the shot however, were specifically the two males of Justin and Duncan.
"So, it looks like we're going to be at war with the Gaffers.", Justin began, "Since all is fair in love and war, I think we should all band together as a team to defeat our rivals!"
"ha!", Duncan laughed in response to Justin's idea, "Just wait until I get my marine on! I'll wipe the floor with the Gaffers! I'm the main course! The rest of you are just Gravy! Gravy, as in on the side!"
"On the side?", Justin replied with cocked eyebrows, "Excuse me, but I am meant to be the center of the dish, not the second-rate food!"
"Says you.", Duncan remarked. Justin then became slightly annoyed.
"All I am suggesting is that we team up as a team", Justin explained, "and use strong tactics to rid ourselves of one more Gaffer!"
"So you're talking about an Alliance or something?", Duncan answered back, his unibrow now cocked at one side and both him and Izzy looking at Justin in the same way.
"In a way, yes I am.", Justin answered with Cody and Katie blankly standing behind him.
"Forget about it.", Duncan replied instantly upon Justin revealing his plan for an Alliance, "I work, alone!"
"Ah, but Duncan!", Justin began as his response, "What Marine doesn't work without fellow Marines at his side?"
"I'm not a marine yet!", Duncan replied, "And what, you think You actually could be in the army?"
"No, I'm not saying that!", Justin exclaimed, "But what I am saying, is that if we band together, we might be able to easily seal our victory against the Gaffers for a Sixth time!"
"We've won against them five times!", Izzy pointed out, "What's gonna stop us now, Justin?"
"Well, Izzy", Justin replied, "What if they finally win because we're over confident? Especially since this time, it's an Elimination challenge!"
"Look!", Cody said, getting himself into the conversation, "What Justin's trying to say is that if we actually act like a team, we can win this! Think about it, there's strength in numbers so we're more likely to win a better victory if we all act like it!"
"Fine.", Duncan said while rolling his eyes, "But only because I want this argument to end. But I'm NOT following orders from you, got it?!", he of course said this directly to Justin, with Izzy nodding her head in agreement with him.
"Of course!", Justin replied with a sheepish grin, "I have it completely!"
"Good!", Duncan finished with a quite intimidating voice. Following that, the scene took a jump cut straight to where all of the castmates, seperated by teams, were in a set that looked like it was a plane, and not only that but they all had white blindfolds over their eyes aswell. Obviously, Chris was about to finally explain the challenge. This was obvious because soon enough, he came onto the scene in his normal attire.
"Alright, contestants!", he announced, "Remove your Blindfolds!", as they did as he told them to do, he further explained the Challenge(s) of the episode, "When it comes to making a war movie, Jumping out of an airplane is THE most dangerous stunt there is!", as he said that he opened up a box of what seemed like parachutes and then opened up the plane's doors, revealing the plane to actually be real instead of fake, as wind was blowing his hair once he opened the door, aswell as in his face, "So naturally, IT'S OUR FIRST CHALLENGE!", once he revealed that all of the remaining castmates gasped. It's also worth nothing that due to the wind, the rest of the conversations were more of yelling instead of talking.
"Hey LeShawna", Lindsay said to her team-member, "If we live, can I like be our team's admiral?"
"Admiral?", LeShawna replied, "What in the hell you mean by that?! Admirals ain't in charge of Soldiers! I think they in the Navy or some shit like that I don't know!"
"But Admiral sounds cuter!", the blonde replied, "So from now I'd like to be called Admiral Lindsay her hotness, okay?"
"Whatevha.", LeShawna said back to Lindsay, not having really much else to say. Just then, the scene went on to Justin walking right over to Cody and Katie both.
"Cody, Katie", he began to the two, "I wanna propose something, but don't get excited it's not marriage!...yet.", he of course said the second thing with a slight whisper, looking over to Cody. "Uh, anywho, it's a long way from the airplane to the ground below!"
"I think it's about 200 feet or alot of kilometers.", Cody commented.
"No No Cody, Math is for ugly people!", Justin replied to the boy to his math, "Anyway, heres the deal! I need You two to jump before me incase I need a soft place to land! Katie can go first so Cody can have one, of course!", after finishing he then blinked his eyelashes and smiled at the now cocked eyebrowed Cody and Katie that both were looking at him suspiciously. "Heh, now you know I don't blink these eyelashes at just anybody!", he then did it once more, but neither Katie nor Cody seemed to really buy into his idea. Katie likely due to her growing intelligence she mentioned, Cody possibly due to growing emotionally closer to Justin. "Nothing?", he then waved his hands in their faces, "When were your last Eye Exams?!"
"Drop Zone approaching!", Chris called out, "Fall Line, it's time to Par-tay!", as he said this of course the castmates that were still in the competition began to stand, "Stunt doubles undergo weeks of training before they parachute! Luckily, we're gonna skip all of that and get to the good part! Jumping!"
"Are you sure that's a good idea?", Cody asked once Chris revealed that.
"Of course!", Chris yelled back, "Anything can happen!"
"We Die?", Owen added as an example in question form.
"I know, Hilarious, HAHA!", Chris answered back to Owen, "If you guys need surgery, Pennywise'll fix ya up! TIME TO JUMP!"
"There's only one way off this big o'l siver bird!", Izzy began with Owen and her team at her side, "and it's through that door! Let's do this!", just then the scene went over to LeShawna as she then went over to DJ, Lindsay, and Owen.
"Okay, so since we all about to face certain torture after this, who's goin' first?", LeShawna asked to her team-mates.
"Not me!", DJ exclaimed within seconds, "I don't wanna go at all!"
"DJ, you have to!", LeShawna replied.
"Nu-uh!", DJ said, shaking his head like a little child would.
"Yea-huh!", LeShawna added right back in a similar fashion.
"Well, DJ", Owen added in his own optimistic viewpoint, "At least they have parachutes!"
"Okay!", Chris started after closing up his cellphone, "I just spoke with our research department, there were no parachutes in world war One!"
"I could've told you that!", Katie remarked, "But then, what are we going to do for our Challenge?", in that very moment, much to everyone's gasp, Chris kicked the box of parachutes right off of the plane and to the ground many kilometers below.
"Simple!", Chris finished while all of the castmates gasped. With those words, the first one to jump was revealed to be the permenately scarred on her stomach Izzy, who ran up with a 'woo-hoo' to the plane door.
"Tell my pet rock I love her!", Izzy finished as she then jumped to the plane, generating a worried look upon the face of Owen.
"You're next, private no can poo!", Chris called over to Owen, who now grew even more worried about not only Izzy, but also for his own safety aswell.
"Huh?", Owen replied through his wired jaw, "For the love of everything deep fried, don't ask me to do this!", he even got onto his knees, as if begging for Chris to not make him jump from the plane.
"If you won't do it for me, maybe you'll do it for a corn beef blendy!", Chris said this while holding up the mentioned drink, in a squirrel shaped thermos, in his hand. This, as Chris hoped and predicted, was enough to convince Owen to accept the Challenge fate. "Fetch Boy!", as he tossed it off of the plane, Owen followed the drink, which also caused the Plane's hull to tilt as the heavy boy did so. This revealed Chris' plan as with the Plane's tilt, the other contestants, who all screamed, fell off of the plane (with Justin and Cody shown holding onto eachother for dear life), and into a cloud of white smoke. Soon enough however, it was revealed through this white smoke dissappearing that all of them were perfectly fine, just in a large pile together on a matress, with Owen holding the drink now, and the plane to actually be fake aswell and being only a mere Seven or possibly even eleven feet off of the ground. Many of the castmates were quite annoyed with this outcome of course.
"We're alive?", Owen said upon this revelation, and as Chef turned off giant blowing fans with Dr. Pennwyise standing silently next to him as Owen then began cheering, "Woo-hoo! Alright! It's good to be alive!"
"Let's roll Soldiers!", Chris announced from the doorway of the fake plane, "Because the next part of this challenge is gonna blow your minds! And Everything else within a fifty foot radius!", with another jump cut all of the remaining Nine contestants, Chris, Chef and Pennywise too were all gathered to see Chef reveal from under a blanket a series of deadly grenades, Missles, and even torpedos and guns aswell. Not to mention that the setting was like a war camp aswell.
"Are those AK-47's?", Katie questioned as Izzy picked from the weaponry and Chris began explaining the challenge furtherly.
"We've divided the camp into two halves!", the host explained, "Most Creative and Controlled splatter wins!"
"Talk about a challenge custom made for me!", Duncan said, happy to see what this challenge was about."I'm all over this!", naturally he dug into the pile of weaponry quickly, as his team was right behind him aswell.
"If this challenge is based on World War One, then why are there modern day guns in this?", Katie asked, which surprised her team as to how she would know much about World War One at all. Regardless, there was no questioning to that at all.
"So let me get this straight", Cody began, "We're making our own Explosive Bomb?"
"Yep! Or just make a massive field of it. We WERE going to use paint, but since we have a doctor in the crew now, we can use actual explosions!", Chris replied, having no concern for the Contestants wellbeing, "Don't worry! Any Injuries will be patched up by our show's new doctor, Dr. Pennywise!", the camera then went over to the Doctor, as he was handling a buzzsaw, but treating it like it was a sword instead, he also still had on his red clown nose aswell. Soon enough however he tossed the saw over his head, causing it to land right on an Intern's hand. Naturally, that Intern screamed of complete pain.
"You mean...made worse right?", Cody replied, nervously backing up, and even gulping at the thought of being seriously injured in this challenge and then being worked on by Dr. Pennywise.
"This should be doable, Cody!", Katie responded, "I happen to know alot on how Einstien created the Atomic bomb in the Second World War, so with my chemistry knowledge we should easily be able to win in this challenge!"
"Um, what do you know about Chemistry?", Justin asked, curious as to Katie's knowledge.
"About as much as a Senior in High School who studies regularly now!", Katie replied happily, "It's probably more than anyone else here!"
"Well, as long as it helps us win.", Justin remarked, as both Duncan and Izzy carried off the weapon pieces for their teams. All of which of course, were clearly actual and dangerous weapons aswell.
"Don't worry!", Katie assured her fellow Grips, "It should do just that!", with those words said at last, a jump cut once more occurred in-order to take the camera to Admiral Lindsay herself, now wearing the jacket and hat of an admiral of course (though the Jacket was not buttoned),
"Okay Minions!", the Admiral began, "Admiral Lindsay her hotness is about to tell all of you, how this challenge is going to work!", she then turned to LeShawna for some form of advice, "How is this going to work?"
"All we need to to do is lay down Explosives everywhere so that we get total explosion coverage.", LeShawna responded. It's also worth nothing that behind the two was a small drawing board with what looked like a battle plan drawn onto it.
"what an excellent plan I came up with!", Lindsay commented, "Okay! Snap to it please!", just then attention went over to Owen, who was lying on the ground, a bit miserable of course.
"I'm way too weak to even THINK about working!", the large boy complained to the girls of the Gaffers.
"Girl! I am NOT gonna handle freakin' EXPLOSIVES!", DJ exclaimed, scared to death of what was going to happen, "I do NOT trust Pennywise with a Saw!"
"Neither do I!", the Intern who now had only one hand said when the scene then jump cut to him, in Pennywise's care, showing the doctor doing his 'hoho' life while treating the blood bags on wheelers as if it was a scooter and using them to dance, and using the bens meant for urine to go in as if they were slippers. The Patient Intern was not laughing at all, and was more freaked out by the Doctor's madness.
"Look, I am the Admiral of this team so I say you all get to work!", Lindsay commanded, "Please?"
"Sorry!", DJ remarked, "I am not gonna handle explosives!"
"But that's the Challenge!"
"Girl, you are takin' bein an Admiral way too seriously!"
"One does not simply be an Admiral!", Lindsay answered, "I am an Admiral! Besides, I'm saying please!"
"Time to blow!", Chris suddenly announced, "Oh wait, the Gaffers haven't even started!"
"I can't get this team to work!", Lindsay added, "I don't know what to do!"
"Well, you're going to have to work that out.", Chris answered to Lindsay, "Because as the host, I morally can not help the team who insulted Richard Nixon!"
"You STILL on that?", LeShawna said with a hand now on her hip, "Get over it! I STILL have that dang bloopity bloopity bloopity scene stuck in mah head!"
"Good! Because I don't care that you haven't started yet!", Chris replied with a laugh, and then he went over to the Grips, who thanks to the scarred Izzy had practically an entire base of explosions completely constructed. The entire team themselves seemed surprised by this.
"Great Scott!", Katie said as her very own comment on Izzy's base.
"Well, that's what I'd call thorough!", Chris added in as his own.
"Uh, Izzy...how did you build it that fast?" Duncan questioned to his team-mate with the other Grips with him of course.
"Oh, that wasn't Izzy!", the crazy girl replied, "That was my friend Explosivo!", just then she went into a strange accent like mode as if she were a completely different person all of a sudden, "Explosivo is loco for BOOM BOOM! hehehehe!", just then it went straight back to Chris, now handing Duncan a detonator for the explosives.
"Grips!", he said with his classic smile, "Are we ready?"
"Time for a little punk rock!", Duncan replied with a ready look to his face.
"CI, CI!", suddenly Izzy as Explosivo interrupted, "Explosivo is ready!", she then took the detonator herself while her confused team watched, "Uno, Dos, BOOM-BOOM!", without any further hesitation, 'Explosivo' activated the detonator, setting off a massive and firey explosion that encompassed the entire base the Grips set up on. Not only that, but the force of it was so high that it almost blew the entire team away with Chris, and even set fire to the backdrop behind it. The entire time, 'Explosivo' laughed like she was a maniac at the madness and fire, and it was most likely that Chris that that the film lot might explode. However, at the end of the explosion it was revealed that the ash mark was in a skull formation. Most likely Duncan's idea.
"How did the Skull get created?", Katie questioned after the explosion was finished.
"Because this is MY world!", Duncan replied, "That's why!"
"and who says vandalism doesn't pay!", Chris added as he then went over to the Gaffers team, in which they seemed to finally be partially ready. "Gaffers! You ready to blow it up!"
"Of course are!", Admiral Lindsay replied, "On the count of three! One...uh, Four...Seven...THREE!", just as the Admiral pressed down on the detonator, Chris and the other Gaffers all covered their ears. However, there was no explosion or fire at all. Soon enough, Chris seemed to realize this soon enough.
"Okay, is this going to blow up or what?", Chris said, a bit dissappointed in the Gaffers.
"It should!", Lindsay answered back to the man, "Why isn't it?"
"Well, it looks like the Gr-", suddenly the explosions finally occurred, however they were weaker than that of the Grips. Infact, they were also uncontrolled aswell, due to the fact that one of the missles actually escaped and flew right over the heads of Chris and the Gaffers, made a circle in the air, then a loop in the air, aimed straight down at the ground, and then flew right towards Dr. Pennywise and his intern patient. Everyone gasped as they saw this, and in terror tried to warn Dr. Pennywise of his fate;
"DR. PENNYWISE, LOOK OUT!", all of them gasped in unison. Luckily for the Doctor, he was on a pogostick when he saw the missle, and was easily able to use it to jump out of the tent as the Missle struck. However, his intern patient was not so lucky and was hit directly by the missle. As the firey explosion engulfed him and the tent, his doctor made it out safely and landed right next to Chris himself.
"Hoho! That was a close one, hoho!", Pennywise said after he escaped death, "Looks like I'll have to borrow some more supplies from the Hospital and Circus again! But luckily my trusty nose and pogostick made it out!hoho!"
"Indeed.", Chris said in response, "Anyway, with that, pitiful but UNcontrolled explosion, it is my honor to announce that the Winners of Part Two, are the Grips!", once more as the Gaffers looked miserably at their failure, the Grips cheered at their victory. "As such, I will give to them, their prize! Behold, the Box of ultimate secrets!", just then Chef came in carrying a red box held by two wooden poles, and then dropping it right by the Grips team. No doubt this had something to do with the next part of the challenge. You will be defending it with your lives when we return to TOTAL, DRAMA, ACTION!"
"Uh, Chris.", Cody interrupted, "Didn't they say before that we don't do Commercial breaks?"
"CRAP!", Chris replied upon his memory returning, "Damnit! Well, just do a jump cut to the next scene and then we'll get to the next challenge, got it?", in response the Camera nodded up and down to show the cameraman agreeing with Chris, "Good!", with those words came a jump cut specifically to Owen lying under a tree, clearly with heavy weakness, and with LeShawna fanning him due to this.
"Aw poor baby you don't look so good!", LeShawna said sympathetically to the weakened Owen as Chef approached with a blender in hand.
"Got Watcha need right here Owen!", Chef began to the boy as he started up the Blender, "Liquidbrand smoothy for your sorry clogged up behind!", once more as Chef handed Owen the smoothy, Owen rejected it just as he did before.
"No!", Owen remarked, "No Brand Smoothie! I need Bacon, Cheese, Blendy!"
"Uh, last time I checked it was bacon blendies that gotcha here!", an annoyed Chef replied and handed Owen the smoothie again, "Drink!"
"I'll take it chef!", LeShawna suddenly said out of nowhere, taking the smoothie into her hands and drinking it without any second thoughts. Once more, she burped like she did last time but only this time right after her burp, her stomach began to growl a growl that Owen coincidentally felt was similar to one of his own.
"That sounds a little like the time I ate ninety-nine chili dogs on a dare!", Owen warned to LeShawna, "It wasn't pretty!", following that brief scene came yet another jump cut. Specifically, to Chris explaining the final challenge to the nine remaining castmates.
"Contestants, get ready to begin your next War Challenge!", the host announced next to the box of mindblowing secrets, "It's a giant game of capture the flag!", he then explained, "Except in this case the flag is the trunk of MINDBLOWING SECRETS! Theres only one way to learn what's in the trunk, and that's to win the challenge! As your reward, you'll get immunity from tonight's vote, aand a peak inside but be ready, the secrets inside will blow your brains to BITS!"
"You're just exaggerating." Katie replied.
"Or AM I?", Chris remarked, "Either way, not to worry!", he then held up a roll of duct tape, "A Roll of tape will be provided so you can tape the graymatter back together!", with those words there was a jump cut to Chef standing beside a blanketed object, the blanket having the symbol of the Grips team, as Chris walked up to it along with the Grips team (with Duncan and Cody carrying the trunk), "Grips! This, is your base camp! Our set decoration team WANTED to build you guys a towering castle, full of defensive possibilites! But, they went to see a movie instead soo..." it was then that Chef unvieled what was beneath the blanket, "We're gonna give you this!", naturally the structure beneath the blanket was a highly delapidated shack, filled with holes all over the place and even having flies flying around it. "I THINK it's a tool shed!", it was then that the shack shook seconds before it finally fell under it's own weight and due to it's age. "WAS a tool shed. Good Luck!", Chris then left the Grips to decide on how they would handle the situation on their own.
"So he expects us to defend this box without any defensive base?", Katie asked to her team.
"Well, we could use our smarts and come up with a team plan!", Cody replied to the girl, "That should work!"
"You do what ever you want.", the little concerned Duncan remarked, "I'm gonna go set up some booby traps!"
[CONFESSIONAL]
Cody - "Hehe, that is kinda smart actually."
[CONFESSIONAL ENDS]
Following Cody's confessional, Cody approached his team save the trap building Duncan holding shovels in his hands.
"Since I've watched World War documentaries at my school, I know for a fact that they usually use some underground hiding place, they call it a foxhole!", Cody said as he handed Izzy and Katie two shovels of their own, however Justin wasn't easily convinced to hold one.
"Uh, I think you can do well without me digging.", Justin replied, "I mean, I'm going to get dirty and ruin my looks!"
"It'll wash off!", Cody assured the boy, "Come on! Help the team out!"
"Well, how about I just be the team look-out instead?", Justin suggested to Cody, "That way you guys can Dig, Duncan sets up traps, and I look to see if the other team is watching or not!"
"Well, I-"
"Good!", Justin replied, "I'll be lookout!"
"Okay then.", Cody still didn't know what to say, "Are you just trying to get out of doing work?"
"What?", Justin responded, "No! Of course not, Cody! Why would I be?"
[CONFESSIONAL]
Cody - "Now don't get me wrong, Justin's hot and all, and I kinda do like him, but...something about him is coming to my attention recently...he's kinda lazy! Haha, but I'm sure it's just cuz he's tired or something, I mean, maybe he's just fatigued from workin' out or something! So I'll give him the benefit of a doubt! For now."
[CONFESSIONAL ENDS]
Following Cody's confessional came a moment in which Admiral Lindsay was shown looking at the digging Katie, Cody and Izzy through binoculars. Of course, she had the rest of the remaining Gaffers behind her.
"Yo Admrial, what you seein down there?", LeShawna curiously asked to the Admiral of the Gaffers team.
"Duncan sort of dissappeared.", Admiral Lindsay replied to her team-member, "and the rest of them are digging some wierd hole for some reason."
"I say we attack right now!", LeShawna suddenly exclaimed.
"Team!", Lindsay said to her the other Gaffers, "Admiral Lindsay her Hotness says it's TIME TO ATTACK!"
"Um, do we have to attack now?", a scared DJ remarked, "I mean, can't we just attack later? Or in a way that none of us get hurt? How about in a way that we don't attacked by the other people at all?"
"DJ, we need to win this challenge somehow!", Lindsay replied to the scared boy on her team.
"I know!", DJ replied, "But all I'm sayin' is that we do it in a way that doesn't get us hurt, the possibility of us getting hurt, or how about we just do some tactic that we can easily win and not caught in some kinda trap or somethin? Cuz Duncan not bein' there? Man, I do NOT trust that AT ALL!"
"DJ, I'm sure they won't have any traps!", Lindsay responded, "If they do, then it probably won't be anything dangerous!"
"Yeah", LeShawna added, "You really should've seen the stuff Chris made us do back in Season One AFTER you left.", just then however LeShawna's stomach one more growled, forcing her to once more hold it to show her hearing and feeling of it doing so, "Man, my tummy's growlin' like it never has before!"
"Full or Not Full?", the Admrial asked to the stomach growling girl.
"I feel full me!", LeShawna explained back.
"Then Hold it in!", Admiral Lindsay commanded, "We have a Challenge to win! Now, Anybody got any suggestions at all?"
"I do!", Owen replied, "How about we make a GIANT Cake!"
"Oooh, I love cake!"
"I know! But how about we put it with Vanilla, Whipped Cream, Gravy, Cherries, Ice Cream, Cheese, Cream, and finally we put some bacon on top, and WE EAT IT!", of course Owen said that through his wired jaw with happy anticipation of the meal. However, his team had an odd scilence after he finished speaking of his plan.
"Owen", Lindsay said after the short moment of awkward scilence, "How does that help us win?"
"It doesn't!", Owen said back, "But it'll feed us!"
"People!", the Admiral began, "Admiral Lindsay her hotness decrees that although cake is really yummy, we will not be making the giant cake!"
"Attack, Girl!", LeShawna, a bit annoyed, then whispered to the Gaffer team Admiral.
"We are going to attack!", the admiral then said to her other team-members in response, "So, let's go down there and fight!", once she said so, Owen and DJ then sighed reluctantly, neither wanting to actually go through with what the Admiral had in mind as a plan. "Now Listen peeps, I know your frightened about going into battle, but I'm here to say be strong, be fierce, be ferocious! Go and fight for that trunk like it's black friday and you're fighting for the cutest pair of new designer shoes! SHOW, NO, MERCY!", following that speech, DJ, Owen and LeShawna cheered a chorus of battle cries as they then charged for their rival team's primary base. However, Lindsay stayed put on her seat. "I'll be here when you're done!" as they began charing another jump cut came around to reveal Cody, Justin, Katie and Izzy within a rather large base like foxhole together. Though it seemed small at first, it was big enough inside to fit all four of them completely. Soon enough, LeShawna, DJ, and Owen all charged up only to be stumped upon not seeing any of the Grips at all.
"Okay, where the hell are those Grips?", LeShawna said upon seeing no sign of any Grips, "We need to win that Challenge fast, I'm startin bloat like a puffer fish!", of course she was talking about the fact that her stomach was now bloating up, caussing a rather large muffin top on her body. You can imagine she was not happy about this of course. She even let out a few rumbles of her stomach as the scene soon moved on into the foxhole.
"I hope LeShawna doesn't...go.", Justin whispered while Cody, Katie, Izzy and himself were all inside of the foxhole, "At least, not in our direction."
"I'm sure she won't!", Cody whispered optimistically to his fellow Killer Grips, "I mean, life shouldn't be THAT cruel!"
"I don't know, life can be pretty cruel.", Justin added back in a whisper.
"You know Guys, maybe if you didn't make any noise at all, this would be alot easier to accomplish!", Katie whispered in an annoyed tone to the two boys. "I mean, eventually they are likely to here your whispers!"
"but you're whisper too now, Katie!", Cody replied.
"To stop you two from Whispering!", Katie replied, "I mean, I don't want to lose this!"
"Relax, dear Katie!", Justin said flirtatiously to assure the girl, "We won't lose at all! I promise.", Justin then once more added in his shining smile and a gaze deep into Katie's eyes, hoping to calm her down and suck her into his charms. To his pleasing, it worked.
"Fine.", Katie whispered back, "Continue your chatting."
"Excellent.", Justin added in whisper, "Now, Cody do you have any more plans?"
"Not really.", Cody whispered back, shaking his head in response to Justin's question. With that, the screen cut back to the Gaffers, with LeShawna having a far more harder time holding it, even with her team frightened of what would happen should she not be able to.
"LeShawna!", DJ said to the girl, "Gurl, please don't do it while we're here! Go over to the side or somethin'!"
"I'm gonna try, but I can't make no-", suddenly LeShawna's rear end let out a fart of green gas that was massive and right into DJ's face. Naturally in response, he coughed some of it out of his system before he became fustrated.
"I told ya to hold it in!", DJ replied.
"I can't!", LeShawna said back at the fustrated boy just as her bum released yet another air baby, "These air babies just refuse to not be born!"
"That's it. Let's go back to Lindsay y'all, I ain't gonna put up with this!", DJ, Owen and LeShawna then began walking back towards Lindsay, only for them to walk right onto a trap Duncan had set up involving lights and their wires that he used to form a net. Naturally, the three Gaffers were suddenly trapped in the said net and strung up into the air much to their dismay as then Duncan swung onto the scene with a battle cry and a knife in hand, and once he landed he used the knife to sadistically cut the wire he swung in with, which sent the three invading Gaffers screaming as LeShawna continued farting repeatedly. Soon enough, the netted Gaffers landed right behind where a relaxing Admiral Lindsay was relaxing, which alterted her to their prescense. Once the three Gaffers landed, a large puff of stench filled Green smoke filled the air around the team, including Admiral Lindsay. Naturally, the entire team soon enough began coughing from LeShawna's massive fart.
"What is that smell?!", the Admiral herself asked to her team.
"LeShawna!", DJ exclaimed, "Admiral Lindsay, will PLEASE let SOMEONE go on leave around here cuz I don't think any of us can survive much more of this!"
"Okay, really?", LeShawna replied just another fart went on, "Y'all can't handle me fartin but you can handle Owen doin it?"
"This is worse than anything my butt could do!", Owen added in response to LeShawna's proclamation.
"PLEASE Admiral Lindsay!", DJ pleaded as if he was begging, "Send one of us off on leave or somethin!"
"Admiral Lindsay her hotness, says LeShawna is staying, and so are you, okay?", Lindsay finally decided, much to the rest of the team's annoyance and dismay.
"LeShawna, PLEASE tell me you can hold it in!", DJ turned to LeShawna to ask, "Cuz I can not take much more than this!"
"Yeah!", Owen added, "Maybe you shouldn't have had those blended drinks Chef had for me."
"and maybe YOU shoulda just DRANK 'em!", LeShawna said right back as another blast of gas bursted like a geyser from her rear end, much to DJ and Owen's, and her own, shock. "Look y'all, I got this! Just relax, we can still beat those Grips!"
"Fine, whatever you say girl.", was DJ's only response.
[CONFESSIONAL]
DJ - "Personally, I thought we were gonna die son! Did you SEE how bad her Fartin' was? Theres no WAY we were gonna win this Challenge!"
[SECOND CONFESSIONAL]
Owen - "Even though I am weak and torn down right now, and not to mention clogged up again, I still have to wonder how Izzy's doing on the other team now. That, and hope that Explosivo isn't going to be a permanent thing like E-Scope was. Izzy has got to be the coolest chick I know, not to mention my favourite of all the others here, though everyone except maybe Heather's a good person too! I like Izzy. hehehehehe."
[CONFESSIONALS END]
Following DJ and Owen's two confessionals came a jump cut into the Grips' foxhole, with Duncan just running inside of it to interact with his fellow Grips. Of course, he was quite full of himself after fending off the Gaffers' initial strike.
"So, you guys still questioning my power?", Duncan confidentally said to his team-mates.
"No.", Izzy quickly answered, "But Explosivo thinks it could've used a bit more BOOM-BOOM! hahahaha!", she of course said the boom boom part in her hispanic Explosivo accent.
"Well, I think we should all be glad we're not the Gaffers with LeShawna right now.", Justin commented to his team, "I don't know if I could possibly take such a stink filled torture like that!"
"Yeah.", Duncan added, "That shit smells like burnt up cheese, man!"
"Okay, so before we get into a conversation about farts", Katie began, "I would like to know what our second plan of battle is, because I know for a fact that we won't exactly hold this foxhole position for long!"
"Cody's right.", Cody replied, "They'll probably discover us eventually."
"So we're in this damn thing for nothing?", Duncan replied, a bit annoyed with all of this.
"Not really.", Cody responded, "But they might discover us eventually, might."
"So why don't we just stay here then?", Duncan asked curiously to Cody.
"Because there's a possibility that they might discover us!", Cody answered.
"Yeah, but what are we going to do?!", Duncan added in an exclaiming question.
"I have an Idea!", Izzy suddenly exclaimed, "Well, Explosivo does! He says we should take the trunk out, carry it out, and make something go BOOM-BOOM!hahaha.", she of course said the last part in the Explosivo voice.
"I'm Game.", Duncan said back with little to no second thoughts on it. "But what and how are we going to make the 'boom boom' happen?"
"Oh don't worry.", Izzy assured her team, "Explosivo has it all planned out!"
"Well Explosivo better have a good one!", Duncan intimidatingly added.
"Oh, he does. Yes, he does!", Izzy of course said this with a clearly sinister look to her face, possibly being Explosivo as she did that said smirk. In the next jump cut, Duncan and Izzy were shown running out of the Foxhole into the open carrying the trunk as DJ, Owen, and LeShawna then began charging towards them once more with a battle cry. However, LeShawna was releasing gas with every single step that she took.
"Three of them, two of us.", Duncan noted, "I don't like those odds."
"Don't worry.", Izzy replied, "Explosivo's got the secret weapon!"
"Oh what?", Duncan answered back as the other team charged and cried of battle, with LeShawna farting more and more as time went on, likely why they were charging of course. It was then that Duncan became a bit rather worried with the odds of the situation, as Izzy seemed to still be thinking as the enemy team drew closer and closer to them, "Uh, Izzy, or Explosivo whatever, We need something now!"
"TIME FOR BOOM-BOOM, CI!", Izzy/Explosivo suddenly exclaimed, taking out a match and lighting it using the trunk of secrets itself. Duncan just watched as Izzy, or Explosivo, then dashed right at the Gaffers. It was then that Duncan realized what Izzy was going to do, and naturally he ducked right behind the Trunk of mindblowing secrets as she did so. The Gaffers, not noticing Izzy had a match with her, soon fell victim to Izzy launching herself into the Farts of LeShawna, causing a massive final explosion that engulfed Izzy completely and launched Owen, LeShawna, and DJ into the air, onto the backdrop, and then back to the ground all the way back to Admiral Lindsay once more. All of them, with Izzy being the most, were covered in a black burn. Though, it was only ash marks.
"Holy Crap, Izzy!", Duncan shouted, "You Okay?"
"Yeah, I', fine!", Izzy answered, getting up with her hair looking as if she had been electrocuted, "Though Explosivo didn't make it.", she then revealed, "Just like how E-Scope didn't live to that demon, but hey, at least Explosivo died to the one thing he loved most! haha!"
"Yeah...okay then.", Duncan said in a voice that showed he thought Izzy had lost it completely.
"Time's up!", Chris said as he then walked onto the screen, "The Grips win once more, winning the chest and putting them in the Winner's circle! That means the Gaffers will once more send home one of their own tonight! And now it's time to reveal to the winners, the mindblowing secrets within the trunk! Heres what you were fighting for team!", as the trunk was then opened, Izzy and Duncan both eagerly looked inside, only to be disgusted by what they saw inside.
"All this sadness!", Duncan called out.
"All these tears!", Izzy added.
"None of us cried!", Duncan corrected, "That was just the Gaffers reacting to LeShawna's farts!"
"Still", Izzy replied, "There were tears from somebody. For what?"
"A Mutilated Cow Head!", Duncan finished, much to Chris' shock as he then looked inside and was disgusted and shocked by what he saw. It's also worth nothing that in the far distance, two red dots of light could be seen, only to go away as soon as the next shot occurred. The Cow head remained off-screen, however.
"The Madness of war!", Izzy moped for effect, "and however killed this Cow without eating it!", finally, both Duncan and Izzy finished in unison with an extended,
"Why!", before the final cut went on to the Gilded Chris ceremony. The theme started up as normal, and once the intro of the moment finished the Gaffers were shown for the Fourth time gathered infront of Chris as the host stood behind his podium, ready to reveal who they had voted off. By then, LeShawna's farting had finally calmed down though she could not hide her nervousness in her fate.
"This ones, a nail biter!", Chris began with, "I'd say nobody's safe tonight! Lindsay, how do you feel about your chances?"
"Let's face it Chris", Lindsay replied, "It was my lousy Admiraling that cost us the Challenge! If I go home tonight, I won't blame anyone! Except LeShawna."
"What?!", LeShawna responded, "Why would you blame me?!"
"I have to blame someone!", Lindsay answered back to the wider girl.
"and then, theres LeShawna!", Chris said to then intensify the moment for the girl, "You took Owen's doctor prescribed Blended drinks and annoyed the hell out of your team with the following farts, and Izzy even sacrificed her alter ego number 2 Explosivo to use your farts to help the team win! Will it be YOUR lucious badongadonk sitting in the lame-o-sine tonight? For the first time ever?"
"Dude, don't EVAH use that dialect again.", LeShawna replied to Chris' use of the slang word for a buttocks.
"DJ!", Chris began, "Your team seemed to be a little aggrivated with your fear of doin the challenges! Are you worried?"
"What?", DJ said optimistically, "Of course not! This is mah team, dude!"
"Alright then!", Chris then had a machine act like a crane to bring down the envelop of the votes, "The Votes have been calculated, so it's time to present the rewards! Tonight, the Gilded Chris goes to...Owen...and...DJ!", as he said that of course the Gilded Chrises were tossed to DJ and Owen. "And now, only two nominees left! Lindsay, and LeShawna! The Final Award goes to...Lindsay!", Lindsay then squeeled happily as LeShawna looked on with an upset face on.
"say What?!", LeShawna was about to argue over her elimination, but Chef quickly dragged her off-screen before she could do so.
[CONFESSIONAL]
Justin - "Getting rid of LeShawna was easy. All I had to do was talk to the team with my shirt off. it was just like that! My loss of Mojo on the plane was probably just because Cody and Katie were thinking they were facing death or something. Not that I blame Cody, though. Either way, strategizing has got to be the easiest thing to do in this game! All I pretty much have to do is use my looks to do everything! Simple!"
[CONFESSIONAL ENDS]
"Well, it looks like Miss Sass has finally met her end on Total Drama!", Chris said to describe the conclusion of the ceremony, "Yesiree, LeShawna has left the studio, leaving the Gaffers down Four people!", he then went into a salute formation, "Catch you next time on TOTAL, DRAMA, ACTION!", he then exited the Salute formation, "At Ease!", with those words the episode finally faded out into the credits.
[LAME-O-SHAME]
LeShawna - "I can't believe mah team voted me off! And for what? Because I had some bad gas! I bet the dude or chick who took down Heather did this to me! I forgot all about that today! Oh well, I just hope my team can handle themselves against whoever that is...but I doubt it...lord help the Gaffers."
[LAME-O-SHAME ENDS]