HAYY, I am back at school and it is crap! Yay me!!! What makes it worse is that we have a new head teacher. JOY!-NOT. She is going to the extreme! She is making silly rules and stuff like that! On top, I have eleven peices of homework in the first week! You would of though that week would be homework free, but oh no!!
Anyway, enough about me complaining about me life and school. Here is chapter…whatever chapter we are on.
TADA!!
Oh, and as much as it pains me to say, I do not own Twilight. There I said it! Happy?!
Oh, and for those of you who didnt know, you would of gotten this chapter quicker, but i, by accedent, uploaded it on to the First Time story rather than Closed Doors. X
BellaPOV
"Well…"
"Oh c'mon Bella! Would it help that the information I found out about Emmett will totally scar him until the rest of his life if it gets out?" Rose asked. She knows me so well. She knows I could never turn something like that down!
"Well…I over heard Bimbo one and Bimbo three talking in detention. You know the rumor about Edward's small cock?" Both Alice's and Rose's faces lit up.
"NO WAY!" they said in union.
"YES WAY! IT IS TRUE! Apparently Bimbo one has played around with him…Well, it aint that surprising. We all know Edward and his buddy's are players. I bet they have played around with all the girls in this school." I said, taking a sip of Rose's smoothie. Euh-IT IS RASPBERRY!
"Bella, A) Stop making that face, I like raspberry smoothie, and B) We are a catholic school! The teachers are nuns! They don't have sex with blokes." She stated.
"Yeah, I know that nuns are all "No man touch them," and shit, but we know the office lady is playing with the old guy, so why wouldn't the nuns play around with Eddie, Emmy and Jazz?"
"I suppose, but I have to admit, what we found out about Emmett and Jasper is so much funnier!" Alice said.
"What is it?"
Both girls smirked and told their story.
FLASHBACK (Italic is past, Bold is present.)
RosePOV
This sucks, and no I am not talking about the cock I am sucking on right now-
"Who's cock were you sucking?" Bella interrupted.
"Does it matter? There was a cock and I sucked." I did want to tell them who's it was, but that was for another conversation. They would be freeked when they find out!
"But I want to know!" She whined "I want a go!"
"Shut up Bella and listen to the story, you will want to hear this. I swear!" Alice can be very fierce when she wants to be. You wouldn't of thought that I could be scared of a five foot Alice, but I do. She is one feisty lady.
"Sorry." Bella muttered.
I am talking about Bella getting detention! I mean, I knew she would get it sometime soon, but on the first day! Oh well, she will find someway to come out early. She always does.
Anyway, back to the situation at hand! Suck…suck…lick the head…nibble…suck…
All the way threw he would let out moans or grunts of pleasure. God, he was bigger than I would of thought! I mean, wow…nothing can top this beauty. It would feel so good inside of me.
His hips start to buck and I knew we were near his climax. His breath became uneven, his hand tightened in my hair, pushing me down on him. God I love his cock-
"God bitch, that is good!"
WHAT? What did he just call me? I can't believe him! He should know by his age not to call any girl a bitch! I am NOT a bitch…well, maybe I am, but it gives him no right to call me a bitch!
"Bloody hell. He called you a bitch? When I find out who he is I am going to make him life hell!" Bella was fuming. You could practically see smoke coming from her ears.
See, Bella wont take people talking shit about me and Alice and visa versa. But as Alice and I would just beat the person up, Bella would take a more tactful approach. That is why she is always the mastermind behind our little plans and pranks.
All of a sudden the hot bloke I saw before me was not so hot any more. I mean, literally, he had lust sweat all on him, attractively, no. Hell no. He is a fucking barstered with no clue on how to treat a women!
As I stopped, he looked down at me with a confused look.
"Why did you stop? You are so fucking good baby!" Normally, I would like that comment. But, I am under different circumstances.
"What the hell did you just call me?" I snapped
"Umm…Er-"
"Do you know what? You one horny man right now, and wouldn't it hurt if I left you when you are about to go over the edge."
His eyes popped out of his stockets. He knows he wouldn't be able to finnish the job himself, and if I left, he wouldn't be able to get his little friend back in his pants without fixing his BIG problem.
"I am sorry alright! Just finish the job!" He snapped back. And that was mistake number two. You do NOT boss Rosalie Swan around.
"No, I will tell you what I am going to do. I am going to leave you like this and properly grab a pizza on my way out. Bye" And with that I went to catch up with Alice.
"YOU GO GIRL! She showed that motherfucker who's boss!" Bella shouted. But she shouted a bit too loud since everyone turned their heads to Bella.
Bella hates being stared at, which is odd seeing as she attracts a lot of attention, but that is Bella for ya.
"OI! What are you staring at? Call me mad, but I don't like to be eye fucked. If you want to fuck me, ask! Right, back to the reason you are telling me this saga of a story."
Alice was hanging around the gyms changing rooms, having a smoke. From our time being here, we have found out there are no cameras in here. For obvious reasons.
"Let me guess, Bella is in the fuck group?" That is what Alice likes to call detention because Bella used to always get laid every time she was in detention.(Why did you think she was always there?)
"Yep. Oh and I just-" I was cut off by a high pitched scream coming from the guys changing rooms.
"What the hell was that?" Alice said and right on que there it was again.
"You don't this some girl is enjoying herself a little too much do you?" I asked
"Oh, can I take over from here?"
"Fine."
AlicePOV
Rose and I both reached the guys changing rooms and hid behind some lockers hoping to find the culprit to the loud yells.
"JASPER!" A girls screech continued to yell threw the room, but when we turned around it was no girl we saw.
Jasper was jumping around like a mad woman with Emmett halfway up the wall, clinging on for dear life. Okay, that was defiantly unexpected.
What caused the problem was a huge house spider attached to jaspers arm.
"quick, GET YOUR PHONE OUT! THIS IS TOO FUNNY TO MISS!" Rose whispered. Both Rose and I videoed the pricks with their spider fear.
"GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF!" Jasper didn't stop running around trying to shake the spider off from his arm.
"STOP SHAKING YOUR ARM AT ME! NO!" What shocked us the most was how high Emmett's voice could go. It was his voice making the screams.
"Get it off!" Jasper cried. "IT IS SUCKING MY BLOOD!"
It was soo hard to keep the giggles inside of us. My lip was basically bleeding and Rose, lets just say she is having trouble keeping the camera straight.
"Jasper get away from me!"
"GET IT OFF!"
"JASPER!"
We couldn't take it any more. We both broke down in fits of giggles and darted from the room as fast as we could so they wouldn't catch up to us.
End of FLASHBACK
"And here we are now!" Rose finished.
"I wish I was there." Bella moaned.
"Oh, don't worry, there WILL be another time when the guys will freak out over a spider." Alice said. "Don't worry about that."
Did you like it? Yes, you will find out the mystery man who Rose gave a head to, and just to clarify, it WASN'T EMMETT. No, if it was him, there would be a lot more detail. (Not implying anything.)
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