Legolas and Aragorn's Journey
By da!
chapter .... I lost count after years of not updating Oo -- Soggy Monopoly!!!!!
disclaimer: I have lego and aragorn trapped in a can full of peaches.
If you do not remember last time, something like this happened:
Candles that weren't there blew out and everyone gasped.
The end.
"Ah, nOOOOOOOoOoOOOooOOoOooO!" Frodo raised his hands in the air and ran around Legolas some 50 odd times. "NoooooOOooOOOOoOOOOO?"
"Frodo..."
"NoOOOOoOOoo...."
"Frodo!" Gandalf bopped the midget over the head. "Quit it boy!"
The chilly shadow guy masked in lots of things, one mainly being shadow, appeared in the shadowy doorway. Everyone: "It's MAMBOY!"
"Manboy not mamboy! MAN-boy I say!" Anyhoo, Manbot - er boy or whatever.... - came into the room and placed down upon the dinner table a...................................................game box.
Everyone stopped what they were doing: Legolas stopped drinking, Strider stopped drooling, Buckler boy (aka Boromir) stopped lighting things on fire, Gandalf stopped hitting people with his stick, Frodo stopped running around while flailing his arms in the air....
Everyone: Oooooooh, ahhhhhhhh.
"Was ist das?" Frodo grabbed the box. "Mono....poly?"
"Yay! Let's all play!"
So they all - including Manyboys - gather around in a circle and began to play Monopoly. "Gimli has boardwalk!" Lego cried.
The whole room glared at the dwarf who simply smiled and nodded. "Let's eat him!" Frodo suggested.
"NO!" Called Gimli. "You wouldn't kill a dwarf that sprouts poetry..."
Buckler boy raised his hand and waved it back and forth rather rapidly. "I would! I would! Ooh, ooh! Pick me!!!!!"
"NO!"
"Let's hear this poetry Gimli." Says Manbucket.
"It's Manboy!"
Whatever Manflies.
Gimli cleared his gorge - er throat. "It's on the topic of my love life."
"Ew, I don't think I wanna hear this!" Strider stuffed some cookies in his ears.
"I didn't know there were female dwarfs." Buckler boy shrugged while lighting Gandalf on fire.
"Stop that Boromir!" The old crony scolded.
"There are no female dwarfs! They're like amoebas! They split in two." Said the ever-cute-drunken-elf Legolas.
Gimli cleared his gullet yet again. "THIS is the poem of my love life. It goes a little something like this: ... The end."
"Put it out you fools!!" Frodo cried....and then cried some more, flooding the dinning room.
"Heeeey!" Buckler boy cried as his lighter went out.
Will everyone in the room drown?
Will I ever get Mangirl's name right?
Will Lego land on Gimli's boardwalk and go bankrupted forcing him to sell all his clothes? Hopefully it's not the other way around...
Will all the Eggos get soggy????
Well? Will they????
me: That's nice. Ash on me tomatoes.
--jackass
"hehehehe....gorge...."