Recruiting a Shadow

Recruiting a Shadow (is currently experiencing writer's block)

A/N: No comment. . .

Chapter 10: Am I? (in trouble –evil laugh-)

Recap:

"THEM!" Xhade said hardening her voice.

"Okay, who again?"

"Urgh," Xhade slapped her hand to her forehead, "the organization, fool!"

"Oh, why?"

"Because emo dude won't be happy when he sees his personal space messy."

"Why?"

"Because, he'll explode."

Shadow was O.O

"You gotta be kiddin' me."

"Nope," she grinned.

"So this cleaned up place is REAL?"

"Nope, just a simple dark illusion I found from the book."

"You do know the emo dude's element is illusion, right?"

-SILENCE- Xhade was O.O

"No I don't know that." Xhade gulped and Shadow gave a 'you-are-so-in-trouble' look.

Back to chap 10:

"Well, now you know," Shadow said with a 'you-are-so-in-trouble-and-i'm-not-part-of-it' look.

"Well, if was fun while it lasted. . ." Xhade frowned, secretly hiding a secret that will shock Shadow.

Xhade smiled, Shadow raised an eyebrow.

"You lied," Shadow said.

"No I didn't," Xhade argued.

"Yes you did,"

"No I didn't,"

"Yes,"

"No,"

"YeS,"

"NoO,"

"YESSSSS,"

"NOOOOO,"

"DID"

"DIDN'T"

"DID"

"DIDN'T"

"DID"

"DIDN'T"

They argued for a looooooooooong time. . . . . . . . .

A LOT minutes later:

"Okay, you got me, I lied!" Xhade confessed, "They're not here, they're somewhere!"

"Where?" Shadow

"SOMEWHERE!! I dunno! Just somewhere!" Xhade screamed really loud, so loud that the castle got cracks on the walls and ceilings and the chandeliers fell.

CRACK!!

SMASH!!

CRASH!!

BOOM!!

SMASH!!

CRACK!!

BOOM!!

CRASH!!

MOO!?

"What the hell?" Shadow was startled by the MOO.

"Oh, yeah. . . Did I tell you there're many animals in all over the place?" Xhade answered nervously.

"NO!"

Shadow glared at her with a 'you-should-be-thankful-I'm-a-ghost-cause-I-can-and-I-will-mush-you-to-a-bloody-pulp' glare

"Well, now you know. . . he, he, he. . ." Xhade laughed nervously.

-Silence-

MOO!!

BAA!!

CLUCK!!

NEEYH! (A/N: I dunno how to spell the sound a horse makes)

MEOW!!

RUFF!!

RAWR!!

OOH-OOH-AAH-AAH!!

And a lot other animal sounds were heard throughout the place.

"Did I also mention that in the library a dozen of snakes were loose?" Xhade said pointing at a green and brown reticulated python with a rat in it's mouth on a nearby desk.

"KYAAAAAA!!" Shadow went round and round and round and round until there where stars swirling above her head.

"You're afraid, of snakes!?" Xhade laughed quietly, but Shadow could still hear it.

"What's so funny?" Now she was angry.

Xhade walked to the desk with the python, held it's neck and held it up near Shadows' feet. Shadow squirmed.

"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!"

"This one's fake."

Shadow was dumbfounded.

"Oh, and I guess it this too." Shadow reached for a poisonous read, yellow and black coral snake and showed it to Xhade.

"Um, no that one's real, and poisonous."

Shadow shook her head in disagreement, "No way just look at it's rubbery face." She pinched it's nose and it quickly bit her hand, forcing poison into her blood.

"OOOOOOOWWWWW!!" Shadow screamed in pain.

"But I thought you're a ghost? Ghosts don't feel pain. Right?"

"Hey! I'm not a ghost! I'm a representation of what you used to be in your imagination!" Shadow replied matter-of-factly, still with the snake clamped onto her hand.

"Oh, okay."

"Now tell me, HOW DO I GET THIS FUDGY SNAKE OFF MY HAND!?" Shadow's voice grew louder, so loud that all the snakes popped out and hid, HUNDREDS of snakes.

"Okay, first you poke it's eyes out. . . ?" Xhade said, getting a pointy pin out of her pocket and handing it to Shadow.

"Then?"

"Um, then you poke it's eyes out. Blood will start gushing out of it's eye sockets and it'll let go."

Shadow did exactly what Xhade said,

Blood gushed out, but it didn't let go. So she threw the pin away;

"Wow, it won't let go. Amazing. . ."

"WHAT!? IT WON'T LET GO!?" Shadow was frantically shaking her left arm to remove the snake, still with blood gushing out of it's eyes. Poor snake. . .

"Let's try this one," Xhade now got a sharp knife out of her pocket, "I'll just cut it's head off."

"Will there be blood?"

"Of course,"

"Bring it!" Shadow was so optimistic. . .

"Okay," Xhade said as she was about to cut the snake's head off.

"No Pwease! Have Mewcy!" the snake squeaked?

"THE SNAKE SQUEAKED?"

"Cool, oh well, bye-bye Snakey." And Xhade cut his head off, and the snake died.

Shadow quickly removed to dead snake's head off her hand and threw it to LaLaLand together with the body.

"Did that snake just squeak?" Shadow said as she rubbed her (now red) hand.

"Yeah," Xhade said in monotone as the knife disappeared in a green poof.

"You say it like it's normal. Why?" Shadow was curious.

"Cause when you were dozing off, I checked out the animals."

"And?"

"And there were really weird animals. Like the operatically-singing cow, the kilt-skinned dog, the squeaking snake, the gear-pooping parrot, the CD-eyed cat, the rose-smelling tarsier, the telephone ring-sounding owl and many more!"

"What The Fudge?" Shadow was amazed at the animals Xhade just said, "Are lying or not?"

"No way, I would never lie," Xhade said, "Just look!"

She opened the door and Shadow saw all the weird animals and more.

C. Oblivion: In the Entrance Hall:

"See?" Xhade asked.

Shadow still stared in awe. . .

'What in the fudgy world?'

"Where'd you get these animals?!"

"From the one and only, Mbay!"

"Why so many?" Shadow was really curious about these things.

"I was surfing for some cool stuff and I saw a rainbow mug!"

"And?"

"I thought you'd like a rainbow mug."

"And?"

"It was on sale for 4.99! And it came with these animals!"

"So, where's the mug?"

"I accidentally broke it." Xhade laughed nervously.

"WHAT?"

"Well, at least we got a zoo."

"Yeah, a zoo's better than a mug." Shadow agreed sarcastically. 'A really colorful,shiny,rainbow mug. . .' She thought.

"The sarcasm in your voice is so obvious." Xhade commented.

"Yeah,"

A/N: Wow, this is one of those chapters that say 'an-excuse-so-that-the-author-can-update-the-fic'. NO! Well, maybe 25, but I still updated and I didn't ask for reviews. But now I am, I need at least 7 reviews.

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Topic: DevArt

Elm: I think I'm advertising in here.

Xhade: That's because you are.

Shadow: Why'd you make me get bitten by a snake!?

Elm: That's because I can.

Shadow: I hate you.

Xhade: But you didn't die or anything.

Elm: She makes a good point.

Xhade: I always do.

Shadow: Change subject, back to advertising!

Elm: Okay, if you like to do art like drawing, photography, etc. and want to let the world see it go to , where art becomes application!

Xhade: She has one it's anization-15..

Shadow: Why 'organization-15'?

Elm: Cause I can't think of anything else and I comment like a 15-year-old.

Shadow: Oh,

Xhade: Anyway, just sign up on DeviantART!

Shadow: Where Art becomes Application!