Updated! :D This actually happened to me, well the beginning anyway, I was woken up by the guy next door playing porn REALLY LOUDLY at 1 in the morning. It was disturbing. It's not natural for anyone to scream like that.

Anyway, please review! I love you all :)

Pepperpot: What is that noise?

HulkSmash: I don't know but it doesn't sound legal…

BlackWidow: What was THAT noise?

Pepperpot: I don't know but that one DEFINITELY wasn't legal.

StarkArc has just signed in

StarkArc: What are we moaning about now?

HulkSmash: That noise.

StarkArc: Oh that's just the guy next door playing porn.

Pepperpot: o_O

HulkSmash: How do you know?

StarkArc: Trust me, I know what porn sounds like.

BlackWidow: We neither doubt it, nor want to know.

Hawkeye has just signed in

Hawkeye: Is that Tony and Pepper making that noise?

StarkArc: If it is we're obviously very good mulitaskers.

Pepperpot: . Why do you immediately assume it's us?

Hawkeye: Mainly because of Tony.

StarkArc: Charming.

Pepperpot: There are 2 other couples here!

BlackWidow: Really?

Pepperpot: Bruce and Betty, and Coulson and his job.

HulkSmash: Pepper made a funny :)

Pepperpot: Oh my god.

StarkArc: What?

Pepperpot: OH. MY. GOD.

BlackWidow: WHAT?

Pepperpot: PEOPLE ARE SHIPPING TONY AND STEVE.

StarkArc: WHAT?

BlackWidow: Oh god XD

StarkArc: This is no laughing matter!

Hawkeye: Tony is the straightest guy on the planet!

BlackWidow: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

StarkArc: NATASHALIE!

HulkSmash: This is hilarious.

StarkArc: How bad is it?

Pepperpot: Very. Oh god. There's images on tumblr.

StarkArc: My life is over.

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StarkArc: I DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU!

EpicShield: o_O Okay… to be honest, I'm not mad about doing it with you either.

StarkArc: Wonderful, now please tell the world that.

BlackWidow: IT'S ON DEVIANTART TOO! XD XD XD

StarkArc: I'm going to go jump out the top floor window of Stark Tower, goodbye cruel world.

OW.

OI.

BlackWidow: What?

StarkArc: PEPPER SAT ON ME.

Pepperpot: Yes I did. And I am not moving until you retract that statement.

BlackWidow: XD

Hawkeye: That's your new favourite smiley isn't it?

BlackWidow: Yes it is.

EpicShield: Why is Pepper sat on Tony?

StarkArc: She still doesn't trust me after the whole 'not telling her I was dying' thing.

EpicShield: You were dying?

StarkArc: You haven't heard?

Hawkeye: You didn't tell Pepper?

StarkArc: I have my reasons.

Pepperpot: I would love to hear them.

StarkArc: It's really hard to type with you sat on me, not that I mind though.

Pepperpot: Tell me your reasons.

StarkArc: I can't.

Pepperpot: Why?

StarkArc: Because everyone will go 'EW!' or possibly 'AW'. Actually no, 'EW!' is more likely.

BlackWidow: Tell us. Tell us now.

StarkArc: You wouldn't be happy with me saying 'I didn't want to die?'

BlackWidow: That's an 'AW' response. Now tell us the 'EW!' response.

StarkArc: I can't, you'll make fun of me.

EpicShield: More than we do already?

StarkArc: Yes.

Pepperpot: Well I'm not getting off you until you tell me.

ManWithThePatch has just signed in

ManWithThePatch: I need all of you back at base now, with the exception of Stark, who's leg hasn't healed.

BlackWidow: NOW?

ManWithThePatch: Problem, Ms Romanoff?

BlackWidow: Yes! Tony was about to tell us why he didn't tell Pepper he was dying!

ManWithThePatch: He can tell you later. Base. Now.

Hawkeye: Grumblegrumble.

BlackWidow: We'll be back to tease you later, Shellhead.

StarkArc: Looking forward to it.

BlackWidow has just signed off

Hawkeye has just signed off

ManWithThePatch has just signed off

EpicShield has just signed off

HulkSmash has just signed off

Pepperpot: And then there were two.

So?

StarkArc: So what?

Pepperpot: Don't try it. I want you to tell me why you didn't tell me you were dying.

StarkArc: Okay, but I warn you now, you brought it on yourself.

Pepperpot: Understood.

StarkArc: Okay, here we go.

I didn't want to tell you I was dying because I would have had to tell you I loved you and I would have started crying and you would have freaked out and left and I didn't want you to leave me when I needed you more then I've ever needed anyone else in the entire world ever.

Pepperpot: Oh Tony :) I would never ever have left you.

BlackWidow: AW!

Hawkeye: EW!

EpicShield: AW!

HulkSmash: EW!

StarkArc: YOU BASTARDS.

Pepperpot: How did you do that?

BlackWidow: I'm very good at covering my tracks.

Pepperpot: So how did you do that?

BlackWidow: I used a computer code to make it look like we'd all logged off :)

StarkArc: The irony being I taught her how to do that.

BlackWidow: Yes you did.

Also, that was the most adorable thing you have ever said ever.

Anyway, bye :)

BlackWidow has just signed off

RossBetty has just signed in

RossBetty: Why are Tony and Pepper making out on the sofa?

HulkSmash: Because they're madly in love, it's gross.

Hawkeye: See? He's definitely not gay.

Please review lovely people! :)