A/N:

Updated ^_^

One review made me think; 'Oh well, I'm posting anyways.'

- Alex

Chapter Eleven

Annabeth Chase wrote on Percy Jackson's wall: Explain this to me; WHY DID YOU PRETEND TO BE SICK WHEN YOU WEREN'T? COULDN'T YOU SEE THAT I WAS FUCKINGLY WORRIED SICK? YOU THINK I'M OKAY WITH YOU ACTING SICK WHILE I DON'T HAVE ANY IDEA IF IT'S TRUE? NO. EXPLAIN YOU PIECE OF SHIT.

Percy Jackson: Annabeth, honey. Please calm down because I will not consentrate in explaining everything to you when you're looking at me with that deadly facial feature.

Annabeth Chase: -_-

Percy Jackson: Anyways, I was packing for something me and Jason were talking about and planning on telling you. But I got so absorbed on this song I made when I got mad with Chrion ... Shit, I think I'm mad at him again. Er, moving on. Since I actually though I was losing my mind when Jason said if I was high, I played along with it. I was going to say I was kidding at the end when he thought about calling the medics. But then Nico got in the conversation. I guess I thought something like 'Oh my gods there's Nico. He's going to tell Annabeth that I've been packing and she's going to get so mad and stab my eye with her dagger and punch my lighs out till I die and never live again'. So I got all scared and when I get scared I say and do random things. Hey, is there going to be ice cream for breakfast? I hope there is. I love ice cream, how about you? We should practise sword fighting because I want you to be able to protect yourself. Not that I'm saying you aren't. I like stawberries. How's Grover? Why did Jasob ask if I had something in my pockets? Oh well.

Annabeth Chase: I'm quite smug that I have that kind of influence in you. But for now I'll take you to the Big House because, jeez, you are pale as a sheet.

Poseidon Olympus: The fuck? Get him some tan!

(Aphrodite Olympus likes this)

Percy Jackson: I still hate you, bitch.

Thalia Grace shared a link. - Annabeth Chase, Percy Jackson, Grover Undewrood (sent from mobile)

Remember this shit? Lmfao!

Percy Jackson It's official; Kronos is going to destroy Olympus. (sent from mobile)

Chiron: Don't you think that's fucked up?

Grover Underwood: Very messed? Super fucked up you mean. He practically commited us to death!

Annabeth Chase: Percy, with you on our side, everything's alright. So don't worry.

Nico DiAngelo: Yeah, Annabeth's right! Thought you might die horribly by slashing riptide to a Minotaur without looking back. Causing for a pair of Kindly Ones to grab you and bite you and scratch you to death. would be grateful, not to mention.

Percy Jackson: . . . not helping at any circumstances.

Nico DiAngelo: Anywho, you have the Achilles curse in you're akskdj so no one will know. But, the Kindly Ones likes to scrach people all over the place so they will catch that spot. If you want I can sneakily go to the Underworld and get your soul back.

Annabeth Chase: Wait. Aren't you going to the battle with us?

(Percy Jackson, Grover Underwood, and Chironlikes this)

Nico DiAngelo: Don't know, actually. Dad said he was going to let me, but he keeps changing his mind. One day he says yes, the other day he says he doesn't want to lose me. A bit motherly, don't you think?

Percy Jackson: Well, I would be grateful if my Dad would tell me that at least *once* in my life.

Poseidon Olympus: Have respect for your elders, Perseus. It's not like I have time in my hands or you.

Annabeth Chase: Poseidon, with all respect you have to acknowledge that Percy needs your support at this time. Since the prophecy is now clearly directed to him now.

(Grover Underwood, and Thalia Gracelikes this)

Percy Jackson: Ah, very helpful of you to mention that piece of *boosting* information, Annabeth. To let you know, I'm being SARCASTIC.

Poseidon Olympus: How much time can I go without having to disown you... *sigh* You are the son of Poseidon, God of the Seas. Earth-shaker and Stormbringer. The dilema that you're in must be easy!

Percy Jackson: FYI I'm peeing my pants here, with only *half*
the Camp, waiting for KRONOS - he controls time so it'll be very hard to battle him btw - to arrive. Now, how must that be easy, I wonder? Oh yeah, because you're a motherfucking god! And I'm a *demi*god, if you have noticed. So of course it's easier for you. YOU HAVE ALL THE POWER TO DEFEAT SOMEONE AND I HAVE NONE.

Poseidon Olympus: Lol.

Percy Jackson: Ugh! I hate it when I write a paragraph that takes minutes to write while you stutter through your letters they only reply with a stupid ass 'Lol' and shit.

Grover Underwood: Yeah. Reminds me of SOMEONE *COUGH*PERCY*COUGH*

Poseidon Olympus: At least I'm participating in the conversation.

Percy Jackson: Doesn't seem to me.

Chiron: People, this is no way to solve problems with out families and friends.

Percy Jackson: We are not trying to solve things if you have noticed. Right *Dad*

Poseidon Olympus: It's not a dream anymore.

Percy Jackson: Random.

Poseidon Olympus: Shut up or I'll make you into dust.

Percy Jackson: Your own son? I am *astonished*

Poseidon Olympus: Don't take that tone on me, Perseus Jackson. I am in no mood to take in your mockings.

Percy Jackson: Well this is no mock, *Dad*. I'm just saying what I have to say in order for you to pay attention with your THREATS. Because they might seem a bit too serious for anyone's liking.

Annabeth Chase: Percy, please stop fighting with your father. We need to save the city. Look, Half-Bull and Half-Man is coming! (My fingers are too shaky that I can't spell names right.)

Percy Jackson: Fuck the shit. Didn't I kill him when I was twelve?

Minatour: Aparently not, bitch.

Percy Jackson: Uh. Yeah. Where in the fucking fuck are the Ares kids? Did they really take it seriosly? Clarisse, no doubt. That bitch.

Blackjack: Don't worry, boss! I'll help you!

Kronos: Perseus Jackson, son of poseidon (hahahaha, I'm not respecting you name XD) saving the camp? never thought of it. smirk.

Luke Castellan: Someone help me! I'm being drown by the moster that is in me.

Kronos: Shut the fuck up bitch!

Percy Jackson: Look, the word bitch is starting to annoy me. And Luke, why did you accept the offer? You know there are other ways in trying to get attention from your biological father.

KronosLuke: It's not my fault that good-for-nothing bastard left me with my crazed mother.

Hermes Olympus: Son, I am sorry that I abandoned you.

KronosLuke: So you did abandone me, right?

Hemres Olympus: Luke, please listen to me. I did not abandon you. But if you don't change your mind, then you will end with your life being fed from. Bye forever.

Percy Jackson: Well that's ... comforting. I think.

Athena Olympus: This is a very surprising disovery. A son of Poseidon, actually *thinking* about something.

Poseidon Olympus: Meh.

Percy Olympus: Either you do something Dad, or you'll have me act just like Luke and work on distroying the whole mortal population. I won't bother in distroying Olympus, since you won't have any mortals to rule. And you won't be able to procreate since your powers are too powerful for mortals to handle. And then everyone will be in danger with monsters around. Yeah, take *that* Athena.

Zeus Olympus: What are you doing here?

Zeus Olympus: That's what I thought...

Nico DiAngelo posted on Thalia Grace's link: I was suck a jerk to Percy. Shit. What the fuck was wrong with me?

Percy Jackson posted on Thalia Grace's link: My first ever fight with my Dad.

Blackjack posted on Thalia Gace's link: I was friends with that fucktard?

Annabeth Chase posted on Thalia Grace's link: I made you feel bad Percy!

Thalia Grace disabled the comments on her link.

Annabeth Chase: -_-

Percy Jackson: -_-

Nico DiAngelo: Scary, you two posted that at the same time!

Annabeth Chase wrote on Chiron's wall: Chiron, I would like to inform you about something.

Percy Jackson: OW, THAT FUCKING HURTS, BITCH. SHIT, MY FUCKING RIBS.

Chiron: ?

Percy Jackson: Glare. I'm fine. I'm not sick. I was faking it.

Jason Grace: Told you. But *noo*. You said we needed to take him to Apollo for proper treatment. You're lucky I stopped you from getting your ass whipped by the gods for interrupting them and shit.

Apollo Olympus: By the way, I was very busy with this hot chick so you wouldn't have found me available anyways. Jason's right, you *are* lucky for this. Because Zeus was in a very bitchy mood at the moment. That's why I left.

Chiron: Ooo - kay. I will not act rashly next time them.

Annabeth Chase: Next time, there won't be no next time. RIGHT, Percy? ^_^

Percy Jackson: Gonna ... pass ... out.

Jason Grace: HOLY FUCKING SHIT MOTHERFUCKING GODS. PERCY ARE YOU OKAY?

Percy Jackson: Shit...

Annabeth Chase: Next time it'll be hit harder that everyone will hear the crack.

Percy Jackson: :'(

Jason Grace wrote on Percy Jackson's wall: How're you holding, Perce?

Percy Jackson: Shit...

Nico DiAngelo: Do you want to go to the lake? Maybe it'll help dull the pain a bit.

Percy Jackson: You know, I'm feeling pretty much - OH FUCKING SHIT IT HURTSLIKE THE FUCKING HELL. OMFG THIS IS THE WORST PAIN IMAGINABLE. MY POOR BABIES. DX

Piper McLean wrote on Annabeth Chase's wall: You know, you won't be able to have babies with Percy anymore.

Annabeth Chase: Who said I wanted seaweeds?

Thalia Grace: Look, I'm a server of Artemis, but I have to say that I *know* how much you want to have a baby with Percy ... EWWWW, REVOLTING DX Sorry, but I hate talking about you guys having physical relationships.

Piper McLean: We know you're blushing, Annabeth. Don't hide it. I mean, I know I'm blushing because of this subject - it's just that I feel I'm invading your privacy - but come on. You do.

Annabeth Chase: Fine. So you would stop bugging me! Gods, I can't believe I did that to him. I was just so mad and frustrated.

Thalia Grace: I understand.

Percy Jackson this is the moment when I need a man that passed through this pain... Fucking the SHIT. (sent from mobile)

Nico DiAngelo wrote on Jason Grace's wall: This might help. Just throw him to the lake.

Jason Grace: Might help him?

Nico DiAngelo: Just do it already.

Jaso Grace sent Percy Jackson a push to the lake.

Jason Grace wrote on Nico DiAngelo's wall: ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS? I THOUGHT WE WOULD PUSH HIM TOGETHER!

Nico DiAngelo: He's to heavy.

Percy Jackson: Fuck you guys. My hand now hurts.

Nico DiAngelo: Hehehe.

A/N:

I hope none of this disgusted you. It just popped in my mind, I wanted to put this on.

Please vote which story you want me to make (Harry Potter, or Twilight.). Unless you don't want me to publish one of Twilight. It's on the lead.

Anyways, this is my update!

- Alex