(A/N: Sorry it took so long! I didn't have any idea what to write!)
Race skipped along behind Nametag, "SoOo... Where we goin'?"
"You'll see." Nametag answered.
"But I wanna know nOoOw!" Race said rather annoyingly.
"You'll see when we get there!" Nametag said frustratedly.
"BUT BUT BUT!" Race cried.
"Can't you shut up?!" Nametag said walking a bit faster.
"If I shut up then I would get bored, if I got bored then I would fall asleep."
"SHUT UP!" yelled Nametag.
"Can't" Race said quickly.
"Why not?"
"I JUST TOLD YOU! Besides as long as I talk I won't run away."
"Why's that?" Nametag asked.
"If I talk to you I don't feel lonely." Race smiled.
Nametag shook his head, and rolled his eyes.
"I'm tired, can't we stop for a little bit?" Race was still skipping, now he was next to Nametag.
"No, I want to get to Long Island tonight."
"OoOh, so we're going to Long Island... why?" Race said now spinning in circles.
"BECAUSE!" Nametag yelled at the top of his lungs.
"Careful, you'll wake someone up, and they'll see who said that, then they'll see me with you, and then I'll yell to them that you kidnapped me, then they'll call the police, then the police will take you away, then I'll go home, and I'll live happily ever after. and you won't!"
Nametag was ready to beat Race over the head when he heard someone yell to him from an ally way, "Did you get one of them?"
Nametag nodded, "I sure did."
"One of who? Mommy? One of who?" Race said pulling on Nametag's shirt.
"Shut up and breath boy!" Nametag hit Race over the head.
"Breath in, breath out, breath in, breath out." Race repeated to himself, "I don't like breathing Daddy dear!"
Nametag ignored him, "Well, can't we put him somewhere, he's getting on my nerves.
The boy smiled, "But he seems to have a special bonding with you..."
Nametag glared at him.
Race smiled, "He saved me from an evil elephant who was trying to stomp on me... THEN he gave me candy... THEN he told me to follow him... THEN he lead me here... THEN I decided that he was a nice man after all."
"Um... Is he on something?" The boy asked.
"On the way here he told me he hadn't had any sleep for four weeks." Nametag said, "But who knows if he was lying or not."
"I DOOOO!" Race smiled, "I'm sleepy Uncle bob, I'm sleeeeeeeepyyyy!"
"Go tie him up or something, he's bugging me." The boy said.
"I don't wanna get tied up, I'm a Newsies News kid." Racetrack sang.
"He's bugging me too, Sir." Nametag exclaimed.
"I bug EVERYONE!" Race began to run circles around Nametag, "Can I have a lollypop?"
"No." Nametag said.
"Can I have a lollypop?"
"No." Nametag said again, by this time the other boy went into some sort of shed to look for rope.
"Can I have a cookie?"
"No."
"Can I have a cookie?"
"NO!"
"Can I have CAKE!?"
"Where am I supposed to get a cake!?" Nametag yelled.
Race let out a sigh, "From the cake maker, stupid!"
"I'm not stupid! And will you Please SHUT UP!"
Race's eyes began to tear, "I don't wanna..."
"You'd better!" The other boy said walking out of the shed with a big rope.
"I'll shut up if I get a lollypop!" Race smiled.
"You're not going to get a lollypop kid!" Nametag yelled.
"I'm not Kid Blink, Silly goose." Race started shifting his weight from one leg to another, "Um... Nametag..."
"WHAT!" Name shouted.
"I got to go to the bathroom..." he whispered.
The other boy looked at Nametag, "Couldn't you have gotten another kid?"
Race smiled, "If It's so annoying that I have to go to the bathroom... you should have gotten Jack, I don't think he goes to the bathroom."
"That's not why he asked me if I could of gotten another kid, kid!" yelled Nametag.
"Then WHHY!" Race looked up at him and shook his head.
"Because you're freakin' annoying!" The boy yelled.
Race looked at the boy, "What's YOUR name?"
"What's it to ya?" he asked.
"A bag of potato chips..." Race sat on the ground.
"Why are you on the ground kid?" Nametag asked.
"I gotta go to the bathroom..." Race said, "Do you have any pot? I'm fresh out." Race shook a small bag upside down to show it was empty.
"You idiot! You got us a drug addict!" The boy yelled at him.
"I'm not a drug addict! I'm a real boy!" Race yelled, "And I gotta go to the bathroom!"
The boy threw the rope to Nametag, "Take him into the ally and let him go to the bathroom. Then tie him up and take him to the secret place..."
"oOo, The secret place!" Race smiled.
"Hurry and tie him up!" the boy yelled
"But... I don't wanna get tied up, I'm a Newsies News kid!" Race sang again. "I'm a Newsies News kid who gots to PEEEEEEEEE!"
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A/N: that was interesting, wouldn't you say? Race really gots to go to the bathroom... and so do I!
Race skipped along behind Nametag, "SoOo... Where we goin'?"
"You'll see." Nametag answered.
"But I wanna know nOoOw!" Race said rather annoyingly.
"You'll see when we get there!" Nametag said frustratedly.
"BUT BUT BUT!" Race cried.
"Can't you shut up?!" Nametag said walking a bit faster.
"If I shut up then I would get bored, if I got bored then I would fall asleep."
"SHUT UP!" yelled Nametag.
"Can't" Race said quickly.
"Why not?"
"I JUST TOLD YOU! Besides as long as I talk I won't run away."
"Why's that?" Nametag asked.
"If I talk to you I don't feel lonely." Race smiled.
Nametag shook his head, and rolled his eyes.
"I'm tired, can't we stop for a little bit?" Race was still skipping, now he was next to Nametag.
"No, I want to get to Long Island tonight."
"OoOh, so we're going to Long Island... why?" Race said now spinning in circles.
"BECAUSE!" Nametag yelled at the top of his lungs.
"Careful, you'll wake someone up, and they'll see who said that, then they'll see me with you, and then I'll yell to them that you kidnapped me, then they'll call the police, then the police will take you away, then I'll go home, and I'll live happily ever after. and you won't!"
Nametag was ready to beat Race over the head when he heard someone yell to him from an ally way, "Did you get one of them?"
Nametag nodded, "I sure did."
"One of who? Mommy? One of who?" Race said pulling on Nametag's shirt.
"Shut up and breath boy!" Nametag hit Race over the head.
"Breath in, breath out, breath in, breath out." Race repeated to himself, "I don't like breathing Daddy dear!"
Nametag ignored him, "Well, can't we put him somewhere, he's getting on my nerves.
The boy smiled, "But he seems to have a special bonding with you..."
Nametag glared at him.
Race smiled, "He saved me from an evil elephant who was trying to stomp on me... THEN he gave me candy... THEN he told me to follow him... THEN he lead me here... THEN I decided that he was a nice man after all."
"Um... Is he on something?" The boy asked.
"On the way here he told me he hadn't had any sleep for four weeks." Nametag said, "But who knows if he was lying or not."
"I DOOOO!" Race smiled, "I'm sleepy Uncle bob, I'm sleeeeeeeepyyyy!"
"Go tie him up or something, he's bugging me." The boy said.
"I don't wanna get tied up, I'm a Newsies News kid." Racetrack sang.
"He's bugging me too, Sir." Nametag exclaimed.
"I bug EVERYONE!" Race began to run circles around Nametag, "Can I have a lollypop?"
"No." Nametag said.
"Can I have a lollypop?"
"No." Nametag said again, by this time the other boy went into some sort of shed to look for rope.
"Can I have a cookie?"
"No."
"Can I have a cookie?"
"NO!"
"Can I have CAKE!?"
"Where am I supposed to get a cake!?" Nametag yelled.
Race let out a sigh, "From the cake maker, stupid!"
"I'm not stupid! And will you Please SHUT UP!"
Race's eyes began to tear, "I don't wanna..."
"You'd better!" The other boy said walking out of the shed with a big rope.
"I'll shut up if I get a lollypop!" Race smiled.
"You're not going to get a lollypop kid!" Nametag yelled.
"I'm not Kid Blink, Silly goose." Race started shifting his weight from one leg to another, "Um... Nametag..."
"WHAT!" Name shouted.
"I got to go to the bathroom..." he whispered.
The other boy looked at Nametag, "Couldn't you have gotten another kid?"
Race smiled, "If It's so annoying that I have to go to the bathroom... you should have gotten Jack, I don't think he goes to the bathroom."
"That's not why he asked me if I could of gotten another kid, kid!" yelled Nametag.
"Then WHHY!" Race looked up at him and shook his head.
"Because you're freakin' annoying!" The boy yelled.
Race looked at the boy, "What's YOUR name?"
"What's it to ya?" he asked.
"A bag of potato chips..." Race sat on the ground.
"Why are you on the ground kid?" Nametag asked.
"I gotta go to the bathroom..." Race said, "Do you have any pot? I'm fresh out." Race shook a small bag upside down to show it was empty.
"You idiot! You got us a drug addict!" The boy yelled at him.
"I'm not a drug addict! I'm a real boy!" Race yelled, "And I gotta go to the bathroom!"
The boy threw the rope to Nametag, "Take him into the ally and let him go to the bathroom. Then tie him up and take him to the secret place..."
"oOo, The secret place!" Race smiled.
"Hurry and tie him up!" the boy yelled
"But... I don't wanna get tied up, I'm a Newsies News kid!" Race sang again. "I'm a Newsies News kid who gots to PEEEEEEEEE!"
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A/N: that was interesting, wouldn't you say? Race really gots to go to the bathroom... and so do I!