Jackie walked into the basement to see Kelso setting up the little mat. "Micheal... what are you doing?" she frowned.
"I really liked the idea of the girl-on-girl wrestling action." he explained eagerly. "And, Rhonda's totally up for it, so... go on, take off those heels and let's get at it, lady!"
Hyde smirked, but he caught a flicker of real fear in Jackie's eyes as she regarded Big Rhonda.
"Come on, my girl will probably rip your shirt off, and we can see your boobs." Fez said happily.
"Girl fight... yeah..." Eric approved.
"Well, if we want a real girl fight, then I'd suggest Kelso fight Rhonda." Hyde said, and Jackie shot him a grateful look.
"I'm not a girl, Hyde!" Kelso huffed.
"Yes, but it wouldn't be much of a fight if it was Jackie. Rhonda would break her like a toothpick and then use her to pick her teeth." Hyde said flatly.
Donna raised an eyebrow at him, but, the rest of the group seemed oblivious.
"Besides... I don't think you could take her, Kelso." he taunted, smirking.
"Oh, I so could, Hyde!" Kelso huffed. "She's a girl!"
"Nah, I think I could take you down pretty easily, pretty boy." Rhonda said, wiping her nose on the edge of her sleeve.
"Is that so? Well, bring it on, blondie!" Kelso challenged. "I'm gonna get my brother's wrestling costume and then we'll see!"
"Okay... if you wanna gay it up to add to the humiliation... g'head." Rhonda shrugged.
"Well... I just will!" Kelso said, stomping out to get the costume.
"Okay, but... what do we do in the meantime while we're waiting on Kelso?" Eric asked, pretending to be pensive. "What, oh, what?" he said in fake musing, looking over at Jackie, who blanched.
"I don't wanna..." Jackie whispered.
"You're afraid, aren't you?" Rhonda sneered, and Hyde sat up a little straighter.
"She's not afraid; we already established it'd be funnier for you to humiliate Kelso, because Jackie would not be a challenge." Hyde said, frowning at her.
"Why, Hyde, are you trying to stop a girl fight?" Donna teased him.
"What? No..." Hyde lied.
"Well, it seems a little like it..." Eric said, narrowing his eyes at him.
"It's a size thing; it be better to see Donna fight her. Uh... more boob to see if it got exposed. Yeah, that's it."
Donna gaped at him. "Hyde! I'm not fighting her! I don't have a reason to!"
Hyde opened his mouth to say something else, but, Kelso came in, dressed in the wrestling costume and ready to go.
"Now there's a girl for ya to fight..." Hyde grinned, and everyone started hooting and clapping at Kelso, much to his relief.
"Okay, I'll get the stopwatch and be referee." Jackie offered.
Kelso nodded. "Okay, you're goin' down, Rhonda..."
"Pfft, right..." Rhonda snorted.
But, Jackie looked over at Hyde and mouthed "thank you", and just for her, he gave a small wink and a quirk of his mouth...