We're Screwed
Chapter-10
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PREVIOUSLY
"Tig.?"
"Yes. Tig"
Federico started laughing and walked over to me and put his long-sleeved vest around my shoulders so I had a little more modesty.
"It seems you like stealing my vests hmm?" Federico chuckled, wrapping his arm around me and leading me in the direction of the Palazzo Auditore.
All the while Courtesans glared at Cara's head for stealing Federico away and a certain 'Ezio' watched the situation from a nearby rooftop, planning to ambush Cara at the most precise moment.
EZIO POV
I crouched down on the roof and scanned for the familiar copper curls of my target. 'This will be more difficult than I anticipated..' I pondered, noticing the tall, confident figure that accompanied her; realizing it was my brother.
I decided I would need to opt for a distraction of some sorts, but how..and what.?
They were walking at a slow pace; obviously she was tired from running earlier; this should make it easier...
'Should make it easier', I grinned, looking forward to getting payback.
That's when I noticed a few familiar faces below me; all dressed in the usual Courtesan attire which showed every single curve of their body and showed of their assets. I grinned checking my bag of florins in my pocket; satisfied when they made a noisy jingle.
I leaped from the roof and landed with a forward roll so I would not take on much of the impact.
The girls were surprised with my sudden appearance but hid their shock well when they recognized my face.
"Ezio Auditore" one of the girls hummed, before trailing her finger along my jaw.
"I have a job for you ladies which I need you to do for me" I grinned, cheekily, soaking up the attention.
A pretty brunette inquired what we required from their services,so I handed her over the generous amount of florins which made her eyes spark with excitement.
"So what is it you require of us then hmm..?" She purred leaning into my ear. I turned away; as to not appear rude, but to also show that it wasn't me who was interested.
"Actually its my brother.."
"Federico?"
"Si"
The girls giggled amongst themselves before asking what it was that needed to be done.
"Actually, I need you to be a distraction of sorts, follow me Bella's.." I grinned as they eagerly followed.
'You better watch out Cara', I thought, devilishly.
CARA POV
"I'm cold.." I whined, for the umpteenth time, making Federico begin to loose his patience.
"Well you shouldn't of ripped your dress then ragazza sciocca" Federico teased, making me give him a playful shove.
"Ouch Bella that hurt" He pouted, making me stick my tongue at him childishly.
We carried on walking in our slow pacee to the Palazzo Auditore, so I could get out of the destroyedd dress. I didn't really care if people thought I was a whore; I had long lost my pride and dignity a long time ago; instead I purposefully winked at passersby who stopped to stare, then laughed at their reaction.
"Federico, Federico! Over here" Pleaded some giggling girls. My fists clenched in annoyance. I didn't have to turn around to know what creature was behind me.
"Just ignore them" I muttered, making Federico laugh.
"But I am a gentlemen Bella, I can't just ignore them, besides it sounds important" he jested, giving me a knowing grin.
"Gentlemen!" I scoffed, before sighing loudly through my nose.
"Fine but be quick about it!" I huffed, making my way to a nearby bench to rest my blistered feet on. 'Maybe these shoes aren't as comfortable as I thought' I pouted, looking at the damaged skin on my ankles.
I watched as Federico left to talk to the girls, who fawned over him. They were giggling and batting their eyelashes, making me sigh in irritation.
I drummed my fingers on my legs to pass the time, but when I looked up I paled instantly.
"Salute Cara" Ezio casually answered making me raise an eyebrow questionably at him.
"Who's Cara" I quizzed, watching his eyebrows pull together in confusion. He looked upwards; in thought, to think of a response, so I took it as an opportunity to push him aside and run.
'Ow Ow Ow ow!' My blistered feet were throbbing painfully, making me run at a slower rate that I would of generally preferred.
I glanced back in a panic to meet his smug grin. Instead he had halted in his tracks and yelled for me to stop. I span back round on my heel,instinctivley, to see what was going on. I closed my eyes and gave a short gasp as I ran into someone rather harshly, giving a pained groan as I then rolled onto my back.
"That hurt" I whined, eyes still shut as I was recovering from the impact.
"CARA YOU BITCH " Ashley yelled making me fight a grin.
Wait...Ashley was here?
Ezio jogged over, concern written on his face as he held his hand out to Ashley and helped her up.
She dusted her dress of and straightened her hair, before thanking Ezio
"Ahem!" I frowned, as no hand was offered to me.
Ezio grinned then yanked me up; with such a force, that I almost fell over again.
A stinging sensation made its way to my knee. It was bleeding quite a bit and the cut was covered in dirt.
"Well this sucks" I muttered, making Ezio unexpectedly hoist me up and carry me bridal style.
"Cara what the hell have you been doing?" Ashley questioned; examining my leg.
"Fighting...Running...running...and falling?" I replied, grinning at how stupid it sounded.
"You would think you were a boy" Ashley scolded, grabbing my leg and trying to bend it, making me hiss in pain.
"Get OFF, leave the doctor to mess on with it" I pouted, making her chuckle.
"Anyways how are you not hurt?" I questioned, looking at her expectantly to see any cuts or bruises.
"Well, I have my legs covered for one..." she replied making me smile at the state of my dress, the edges now covered in blood.
"Ashley please can you tell my brother that we will be heading over to the Dottore to treat Cara's leg?"
"Yeah OK, but where is he?"
"Just find some whores!" I snapped, angry at the fact that this was their fault.
Actually no...It was Ezio's fault!
We walked in silence, around the corner, were a Dottore was stood expectantly, shouting all the remedies and cures he has to offer, and no one can get them anywhere else.
As we approached the doctor, Ezio felt near his pocket and frowned.
"Merda" he hissed, making me give him a questioning look.
"Yes..?"
"Urmm, well...we may have a problem.." he shrugged, giving me a sheepish grin.
"What?" I sighed, waiting expectantly for an answer.
"I have no money to pay the Dottore." He confessed, a slight frown on his face.
"Oh that's fine Ezio..but if my leg goes green and drops of...its on your conscience" I grumbled making him grin.
"That wont be necessary, Mia Cara, I think Federico has some florins left", he established; although he sounded unsure.
When the Dottore caught sight of us, his eyes narrowed at Ezio, through his bird-like mask.
"What have you done to this ragazza povera, Auditore?" He questioned; taking me from Ezio's hands and placing me on a wooden desk-like table.
Ezio grinned sheepishly and was about to answer when I interrupted him.
"He chased me!" I pouted, making the Doctor shoo Ezio away when he came closer to explain himself.
"Now let me have a look at you knee giovane signora, and we will see the damage".
As the doctor looked in his inventory for some herbs, a frowning Federico was being dragged roughly by his arm; being led by Ashley.
"What happened?" Federico asked, concerned at the state of my knee.
"Ahh and so the other Auditore joins us" he mused, glancing at Ashley.
"Are you hurt aswell?" he wondered, glaring at Federico.
Ashley gave a hearty laugh and explained that it was just me, then went on to say how clumsy I was.
I'm not clumsy...things just like falling infront of me.
The Doctor got out a cloth and dabbed it in water so he could wash most of the dirt out. I clenched my jaw from the pain, not going to show anyone how much it hurt. The after a few rambling scientific words from him, he came back with a bottle containing a type of Salve, that was to speed up the healing process and fight infection.
It smelt of shit.
"Eurghh I'm not putting that on my leg it smells of Ezio!"I complained making Ezio grimace.
"I don't smell" he protested folding his arms across his chest.
I watched as Ashley sighed and pinched the bridge of her nose. 'Whats she huffing about?'
Federico handed the Doctor that correct payment for my treatment and medicine, whilst me and Ezio continued to bicker on.
"Don't smell! You smell of Sex all the time!"
"And how do you know that your 'medicine' smells of sex? Better yet..how do you know what Sex smells like?" Ezio challenged, a grin evident on his face.
"Don't you dare get me in an awkward situation! I am not answering that!"
Ezio's fingers drummed across the table until the stopped near my leg. His hand traveled further until...
"TIG" Ezio yelled making me reach out to try and Tig him straight after, which I was successful in doing so.
"TIG!" I squealed and crossed my fingers hurriedly and placed them at my sides.
He pouted at my sudden reflexes, and tug me back. Instead I chuckled at his attempt and waved my hands infront of his face.
"You can't get me because my fingers are crossed" I sang, smiling evilly at his reaction.
"But..but that's not allowed!" he retorted making me chuckle louder.
"Actually it is so...neh neh NEHH" I teased, sticking my tongue out at him.
Meahwhile...
"Grazie Dottore, I'll let her know.." Federico assured, making his way to my side with Ashley holding a few vials with that smelly stuff in it.
"Arrivederci, and look after those two girls Capisce?"
"Si, I'll make sure of it" he grinned, before nodding farewell to the doctor; who made his way to treat another patient- a thief.
ASHLEY POV
I don't know what had gone on with them two, but Ezio wouldn't stop sulking and Cara had a triumphant grin on her face; but it slowly faded when she was told that she was not to walk on it for at least three days, so she does not reopen the wound.
Federico wore a similar expression on his face to Ezio, when I dragged him away from the Courtesans.
He accused me of being jealous.
ME jealous...yeah right.
Ezio carried Cara home,but was reluctant because she kept complaining. She said she was hungry- in truth we all were. Maybe we can enjoy some of the cake I made earlier..
Federico moved closer to me and wrapped his arm around my shoulders. He sighed and then looked down at me; unsure if he should say anything.
"I'm sorry I said you were jealous Ashley" Federico whispered, making me internally smile. I wonder how long it would take.
Men are so stubborn; Cara being the only exception.
"Its OK, I'm just stressed out..and hungry" I replied, face flushing when the growl of my stomach confirmed my statement.
"Me too, lets see what Madre has made for supper hmm?"
"Yeahh.." I replied, smiling when we entered the Palazzo and finally feeling the comfort of home again.
Home.
A twang of pain hit my heart when I thought about home. All the things I would miss. My mum..My Dad...even Miss Clarkson!
I sighed and decided not to ruin today; entering the door with a forced smile upon my face as I was greeted by Maria and Claudia.
"You're okay?...Cara what happened?" Maria scolded, as Cara sheepishly explained that she tripped. I think Ezio was not expecting Cara to lie for him, as a look of shock slashed on his face, but I could tell he was grateful. Maria could be very intimidating when she wants to be.
"Get cleaned up, Ill have the maids run you a bath".
Ezio placed Cara onto the couch as she laid back and closed her eyes tiredly.
Giovanni appeared out of his study and examined us all; Cara sprawled out on the chair. He looked over to both his sons and shook his head.
"Federico...Ezio...my office" Giovanni replied, calmly, yet an air of authority was hidden in his words.
Both brothers visibly gulped and followed their father.
Although... not before Ezio reached out unnoticebly, and brushed my arm as he waltzed past.
"Tig" Eizo murmured making me glare in response.
I looked back at Cara who had one eye open and was grinning widely. Both of her hands contained crossed fingers making me collapse on the chair to sulk.
I have a feeling that this game of 'Tig' will start to get out of hand...
A/N: Review and tell me what you think. I will try and include Ashley more in future chapters :)
TRANSLATIONS
Si-Yes
Bellas- Beauties
ragazza sciocca- Silly girl
Salute- Hi/Hello
dottore-Doctor
Merda- Shit
ragazza povera- Poor girl
giovane signora- Young lady
Grazie- Thank you
Arrivederci- Goodbye
Capisce- Understood
Madre- Mother