The humans are currently in the lead in the poll. Now, I have to point out, I won't be counting reviews. This is my personal opinion cause having a poll with votes is easier than counting reviews. This is why I started a poll in the first place.
Secondly, I have to ask, what is so cool about the humans? Please enlighten me because all I've been getting are "please do humans" in the reviews. I mean, what about the rest of the story? What did you think about the chapter? I have not been getting any constructive criticism ever since I started the poll and I have to say, it's pissing me off. Can at least one person please give their opinion of the chapter they're reviewing on this way I can improve on it if I need to? Is that too much to ask?
One more thing, if you reviewed and voted, I'm perfectly fine with you. In fact, I encourage people to tell me why they voted for a paticular faction. Shout out to Aloasa for telling me that the reason she (I assume you're a she. I'm really sorry if I'm wrong.) chose Cartman is because Dylan and Kid's relationship might be thrown under the bus, so to speak. Darling, you don't have to worry about anything. I'll be covering that in this chapter.
Anyways, speaking of chapters...
Kid pulled out his change, counting the bills before giving the hobo the correct amount. The poor guy put his purchases into a ratty old plastic bag that had so many holes in the bottom, Kid was slightly afraid that it might break. He then took the bag, very carefully mind you, and gave the man a nod before turning and following Dylan.
"Well," the knight said, stretching as they walked past several towns people getting chased by Nazi zombies, "What's left to get?" Kid thought for a second before answering.
"We got the clothes and the cigarettes," he replied slowly. "I think that all that's left is the coffee." Dylan grinned, rubbing his hands together.
"I'm getting a bit hungry," he said, "And Tweek's Coffee has a few snacks at their place that we can buy, if you want." Kid shook his head, raising a hand. "Maybe later." Dylan shrugged in response and the two walked to the coffee shop, unaware of the people behind them having been bitten and turned into Nazi zombies. Hey, you can't really blame them though. It's not really their business. Not yet anyways.
"Hey, New Kid!" Kid took a step back in surprise, bumping right into Dylan as he came out of Tweek's Coffee right behind him. Five elves came and surrounded the duo. Kid's hand immediately went to the alien probe that he had found the night before, but he stayed still. It seemed like one of the elves wanted to say something. Behind him, Dylan frowned.
"New kid," the elf said again, "The elf king has requested your presence. You can either come quietly or you can fight. But I warn you, fighting this fight at this point in the game is a complete waste of time and you should just skip it and come with us." A hand was placed on the elf's shoulder and a female elf stepped forwards.
She had shoulder length white blonde hair and was wearing an extremely long blue dress that ended just above her ankles. In addition, she also wore a black cape as well as a strange ribbon of the same colour that was tied into a huge bow on her head. Kid could faintly make out the prosthetic elf ears that most of the elves he had seen wearing as well.
"Knight Dylan," she began. Her blue eyes were clear and Kid noticed how she sounded very dream-like when she spoke. Dylan raised an eyebrow in response but said nothing, waiting for the girl to continue.
"King Kyle has requested the new kid's presence under the Code of Summon Royale." At this, Dylan stiffened, lips thinning out. The girl continued. "He wishes to do this as quickly as possible, and without violence, if it can be avoided." Kid frowned, turning to look up at Dylan. The knight was definitely in deep thought. Then the other boy sighed and looked down to Kid. He was the taller of the two, but not by much.
"The Code of Summon Royale is a term that Cartman and Kyle put into place before the game started," the knight explained, "It means that if one of the kings wishes to speak with a specific person or persons, then they must go. It's usually of a matter of high importance and must be taken care of immediately." At this Kid blanched.
"Why didn't you mention this earlier?" he asked. The elves all raised eyebrows at the thief, most likely asking themselves "he can talk?", with the exception of the girl who remained quiet and was watching them with unwavering eyes. Dylan seemed surprised.
"Cartman was supposed to tell you," the knight said. The duo fell silent. Dylan gave an exasperated sighed, bringing a hand up to pinch the bridge of his nose. "That dick," he muttered, dropping his hand. Kid gritted his teeth, hand balling into a fist.
'I swear to God,' he thought to himself, 'If Cartman were to pull that kind of dick move one more time...' A hand placed on his shoulder brought him out of his thoughts. He looked back up at Dylan.
"You better go with them," he said. Kid drew back in slight surprise. "It's kind of mandatory now that the elven king invoked the Code," Dylan added, gesturing awkwardly. "I can't really do anything about it since I'm of a lower class than he is and because he asked specifically for you." Kid frowned. He raised an eyebrow in a questioning kind of way and Dylan chuckled.
"I'm gonna head home and grab some lunch," he explained, "I'm really starting to get hungry." Kid sighed, shaking his head, tiny smile on his face before turning to the elf girl. She gave a serene smile and held out a hand.
Kid took it.
Kid glanced around, curious and suspicious at the large number of elves that were gathered in the backyard. He had to admit, he thought it was rather nice with all of its green leaves. Now that he thought about it, he rather liked elves. They were his favorite type of myths and he loved to read about them when he was younger.
The elves in the backyard, however, seemed almost openly hostile and were glaring at him as he passed them. The thief followed quietly behind the girl, who had introduced herself as Sabrina Amberfield, as she led him through the crowd towards a throne on the far deck. Upon it was a boy wearing a greenish lime ushanka with a crown made out of tree branches on top. He wore long red robes with yellow designs. A golf club was placed innocently beside him, but was still in reach.
On his right, Kid saw another boy wearing a blue helmet with a red feather on top. He wore a greyish cape and held onto a rather large sword. Upon stopping right in front of the throne, Sabrina climbed the stairs, curtsying to her king before taking the empty spot to the king's left side.
"So," the elf king began, "you're the new kid that everyone is talking about. What's your name?"
"He doesn't really talk, elf king," one of the elves that arrived with their group said. "He probably thinks he's 'hot shit' or something." At this response, when Kid turned to stare at the elf in complete and utter confusion, Kyle and his most trusted warrior, Stan, shared a look. Kyle then glanced at Sabrina, the Lady of the Leaves, who simply replied with a reassuring smile. The elven king then stood from his throne and climbed down the small set of stairs until he was standing in front of the new kid.
"You're playing for the wrong side, dude!" Kid blinked in slight confusion. Kyle folded his arms behind his back and walked right past him. Kid turned to watch as the Jew elf continued.
"What did Wizard fat ass tell you?" Kyle asked. "That we broke the rules and took the Stick last night? He's lying!" At this, Kid's eyes narrowed. 'I knew it,' he thought to himself, gritting his teeth. The warrior that stood beside Kyle's throne then spoke and Kid turned his attention to him.
"Cartman's the one you should be fighting against," Stan said. "He's hiding the Stick - which is cheating - and acting all betrayed and sad to get you to recruit more people for him." Kyle then spoke again. Kid turned to watch as the elven king made his way back to his throne.
"We tracked a Twitter raven who says that you are currently trying to recruit the goths for the Wizard," he said, "Go recruit them, but bring them to us. Then we can ransack Cartman's stupid kingdom and take back the Stick once and for all." Kyle stopped and turned to face him once more.
"I'm trusting you to do what's right," he said, "And kid... If you betray us, we'll tell everyone that you're a butthole." Kid frowned, but decided not to comment. Kyle then nodded and turned back, climbing the stairs and sitting back onto his throne.
"I'm sending our best ranger to help guide you," the elf king said, gesturing to the boy at his right side, "The Bard," he pointed to Jimmy in the crowd, "as well as our Lady," Sabrina curtsied in response, "will also be at your disposal now." Kid took a look at all three of his new companions, before giving a slight nod to himself before giving a slight bow to the elf on his throne. Upon seeing this, each boy gave a tiny smile to themselves before going about their duties.
Kid pulled up the sleeve of his sweater to glance at his watch. 2:45 pm. He gave a rather large yawn, rubbing his eyes tiredly. He knew that the lack of sleep from the night before would come back to bite him in the ass later. Someone tapped him on the shoulder. Kid turned to look at them. It was the warrior. He gave a kind smile.
"My name is Stan," he said, holding out a hand. "I live in the dark green house right next door." Kid took the hand and gave a slight shake. Stan then jerked his thumb over his shoulder to the disabled boy behind him. "You know Jimmy, of course."
"N-No hard feelings, r-right?" Jimmy asked, also holding out a hand. Kid smirked, taking it and giving a shake. Kid was never really the type to hold much of a grudge (with the exception of Cartman of course). And besides, he actually rather liked Jimmy, what with the rather funny jokes and such.
"Finally," Stan then said, "You've also already met Sabrina." The girl had left Kyle's side and made her way over, giving a smile as if she was day dreaming.
"I have something that I need to talk to you about," she said to Kid, who blinked in confusion. 'What could she want to talk to me about?' he thought to himself. Finally, he gave a hesitant nod. Sabrina turned to both Jimmy and Stan. "We'll meet you two by the front door." The two both nodded and made their way to the backdoor and into the house. Sabrina took Kid and sat him down on the stairs of the tree house.
"You are part of the Guild." It wasn't a question. Kid raised an eyebrow before shaking his head. She gave another smile.
"Don't worry," she said, "I won't tell. It's part of our rules, after all." Kid frowned. 'Dylan did mention that they had a Guild member that was part of the elven kingdom,' he thought to himself, 'The member was Sabrina?' The girl still had the serene smile on her face, as if she knew what he was thinking.
"If you're worried about what side you should join," the Lady then said, "it doesn't really matter to any of us."
"What do you mean?" Kid clamped a hand over his mouth. Sabrina's smile never faltered.
"Since the Guild is neutral," she continued, "we don't really hold alliances to any other faction. I am only part of the elves because of Kyle and Stan. Just like Amelia is only part of the humans because of Craig and Dylan is only part of the humans because of Princess Kenny."
"So," Kid said slowly, "What you're saying is... Is that if say, Craig were to switch factions, then Amelia would join as well? And the same with you or with Dylan?" Sabrina didn't say anything, still smiling. She held out a hand and pulled him to his feet.
"We have to get going," she said, "Mr. Slave told me that he needed to get a package from the Post Office. Mr. Kim had a bit of trouble with some Mongolians as well. I was thinking that we could deal with those things after you recruit the goths."
"Wait." Sabrina turned and tilted her head in a questioning manner. Kid crossed his arms, glancing at the ground.
"Have you told anyone about what faction you're really part of?" Once more, Sabrina smiled.
"Both Kyle and Stan know," she replied, "Just like Craig knows with Amelia and Kenny knows with Dylan." The thief inwardly smirked, an inside joke coming to mind. "And how the Girls know about Maria and how Ike knows about Joey." Kid then raised an eyebrow in confusion, mind returning back to the what the Lady of the Leaves was saying.
"Who's Joey and Maria?"
Sabrina just smiled serenely and never answered his question.