Author's Notes: I'M SO SORRY GUYS! i KNOW i SAID THAT I WILL UPDATE EVERY WEEK BUT YOU SEE... REMEMBER THE MATHS TEST I TOLD YOU GUYS ABOUT? YEAH, WELL, I DIDN'T GET A VERY GOOD RESULT AND MY DAD WASN'T VERY HAPPY ABOUT IT! HE TOOK MY LAPTOP AWAY! SO I COULDN'T POST THIS. I HAVE THIS CHAPTER DONE SINCE LAST TUESDAY BUT I WASN'T ABLE TO POST IT! SO... YEAH... SORRY!
Now I need to thank my reviewers! MADkittyX3: THX FOR THE COOKIES! YOU'RE AWESOME! ANYBODY WHO GIVES ME COOKIES IS AWESOME! YAY! Don't worry I'll give the tomato to Sasuke! -evil laugh- DaReader999: Thank you! Oh and I suppose the ramen is for Naruto, huh? I'll make sure to give it to him! Deiama4ever: Thank you for the cookies! And I'm very happy I inspired you! Also thanks for the compliment! :) marmar4567: Thx! Tho I'm really sad to tell you that there are two more chapters left of this fanfic. This and the next! XxTeOxArIsxX: Thank you for cookies and compliment! TAKE THAT SASUKE! I HAVE A BIG BOX FULL OF COOKIES NOW! SO HAH! IN YOUR FACE!
WARNING!: This is a Yaoi story! Do not like? Then press the nearest back button! :P
DISCLAIMER: Unfortunately I do NOT own Naruto or the other characters!
Me: Ok guys I've got presents from reviewers for all of you! -sights sadly- Even for Sasuke...
Sasuke: -perks up from his book- Hn?
Naruto: YAY! WHAT DID I GET? WHAT DID I GET!
Me: calm down Naruto! Here! -hands ramen-
Naruto: -stuffs face in ramen- OMG! SO GOOD! You're reviewers must be angels!
Me: -looks in to the distance- yes they are...
Sasuke: -looks at me suspiciously- And I bet you got something too? eh?
Me: -grins- Of course! I got a full box of cookies.
Sasuke: -goes even paler than he already is- I think I'm going to go home before hell breaks lose!
Me: -starts munching down cookies- Don't ya want your present?
Sasuke: -stops walking away and turns around- Ok, give me my present and I'll go home.
Me: -takes out a tomato out of the bag and gives the rest to Sasuke- There, you got tomatoes.
Sasuke: Aren't you going to give me that one too?
Me: -evil smile- You really want it that bad? OK, here is your tomato! -throws tomato in Sasuke's face so hard that the tomato smashed on his face!-
Sasuke: -blinks... then blinks again- WHAT. WERE. YOU. THINKING?
Me: -plays innocent- well you did say you wanted the tomato...
Sasuke: I'm going to KILL YOU! MANGEKOI SHARINGAN!
Naruto: What a deja vu! anyways read on!
Naruto's POV
I slowly open my eyes and look at the time, it was 6 am. An hour earlier than I should have woken up. I sighted as I got out of bed, I knew I wouldn't be able to go back to sleep so I decided to have a refreshing shower. When I got out I dried myself up then dressed in my favorite black skinny jeans and orange t-shirt, I also added a matching belt. I checked my reflection, I noticed that something was missing. I looked myself up and down and then my gaze settled on my pierced ear. That was it! Let's see where did I put that stud...
'Oh here it is' I thought as I opened the night stand drawer.
I put the big white stud in my ear and looked at myself in the mirror again.
'Much better' I thought while grinning.
That grin quickly turned into a devilish smile as an idea popped in my head. That's what you get Naruko for leaving me a mental scar! I shuddered at the memory of yesterday when I walked in on Naruko and Itachi making it. I grabbed my markers and headed towards Naruko's bedroom, the devilish smile returning. I stood beside her bed looking down at her.
'Hmm, what should I draw on her face? Definitely a mustache and glasses but what else? Hmm... Wait that's it!' I thought to myself as I giggled like a maniac.
I leaned down and got ready to draw my 'MASTERPIECE' when my phone rang. Naruko waked up abruptly. After a few seconds her eyes settled on me. She looked at the markers then back to my face. I gave her a sheepish smile.
She narrowed her eyes and asked irritated ''what are you doing in my room?''
I struggled to find an answer until I came up with something.
''I… um… came to wake you up for school!'' I lied.
''Then what is a marker doing in your hand?'' she asked again raising an eyebrow.
I looked down at my hand to see that I was still holding the black marker.
I quickly threw it over my shoulder and replied ''Psh. What marker? I don't see any marker.''
She gave me an amused smile and got up. I took this chance to get out of her room. I checked my phone to see who destroyed my perfect plan to obtain my revenge. I should have guessed, it was Sasuke-teme!
I called him back as I put on my converse, he picked up the second time I called and answered with a ''What do you want dobe?''
''I was going to ask you the same thing teme.'' I replied.
''Why did you call me?'' I asked.
''I wanted to ask you if you want a ride to school.'' He replied.
''Sure, whatever.'' I said.
''Ok, I'll be in front of your house in five minutes.'' He said.
And in exactly five minutes he arrived.
''How come you were awake when I called? I usually call to wake you up.'' he asked while I entered his car.
''I woke up early and I was about to get revenge when you freaking called!'' I aswered crossing my arms.
He started the engine and we took off.
''May I know on who you wanted to get revenge on and for what?'' he asked not taking his eyes of the road.
''On who do you think? Naruko of course! For the events of yesterday!'' I answered.
Sasuke shuddered at the memory then raised an eyebrow and asked ''What were you going to do?''
''I was going to draw some nasty things on her face when she was sleeping!'' I replied grinning.
''Uh, I don't even want to know what things you wanted to draw on her face!'' he said shaking his head.
I started laughing. In two more minutes we arrived at the school. As soon as we got out of the car a swarm of fangirls came running towards us, or if you want to be exact, towards Sasuke. A girl with blond hair in four pigtails and blue eyes lurched herself on Sasuke's arm, rubbing her feminine parts on him. I didn't know what to do, laugh or strangle the girl! I was about to pick the second option but stopped when I saw Sasuke shove the girl away.
''Oi, Sasuke-kun! Don't you remember me? It's me Temari- chan!'' said the four pigtailed girl.
'' Yes Temari, I remember you, that is the exact reason I want you to go away!'' Sasuke hissed.
Sasuke grabbed me from my arm and dragged me in the school pass the swarm of fangirls. As I passed by the so-called Temari, I made sure to give her a heated glare.
As soon as we entered the school I asked Sasuke ''Who was that girl?''
''She's the leader of my fanclub…'' he groaned.
''Oh…'' I said.
''Oi, Naruto!'' came a distant voice.
I looked back and spotted Ino, Shika, Kiba and Hinata beside the lockers. I ran over to them leaving Sasuke with Suigetsu. I saluted everyone with a huge grin.
''Hello Naruto-kun.'' Hinata nearly whispered.
''Hi Hinata chan!'' I smiled. Kiba hugged Hinata from behind and placed his head on her shoulder.
''What you doing fox face?'' he grinned his wolfish grin.
'' Nothing dog-breath!'' I replied.
Ino just rolled her eyes at the nicknames.
'' So Shika, did you have fun with Ino last weekend?'' I asked raising my eyebrows.
Ino visibly blushed and Shikamaru just muttered a ''Troublesome.''
I laughed at the reaction.
When I stopped laughing I said ''Um, guys, gather all of the gang at lunch time, I need to tell you something.''
''What? What?'' asked Ino, clearly excited because she will get more to gossip about.
''I'll tell you at lunch.'' I replied and was about to turn around and walk away when someone gripped me by my wrist and turned me back around.
''TELL. ME. NOW!'' demanded Ino, and I could swear I saw fires burning in her eyes.
''We'll gather up now and you could tell us, we have half an hour to go till we have to go to class.'' Kiba grinned and Hinata just nodded her head in agreement.
I let out a sigh and answered with a ''Ok.''
In five minutes every body was gathered up beside the lockers waiting for me to speak up.
''Naruto, this better be important, I don't want to hear something like you discovered a new ramen flavor.'' Said Sakura crossing her arms.
I started fidgeting.
''Ok, if fox face starts fidgeting it means it's important, so spit it out kit.'' Kiba said.
I glared at the nickname and took a deep breath before saying ''Sasuke and I are together, like a couple.''
Everybody remained silent then Sakura, Ino and Tenten let out a huge fangirl squeal.
''OMG, they're together at last!'' Ino and Sakura almost yelled and Tenten nodded her head excitedly.
Kiba broke into a huge grin, Shika and Neji into a smirk and Hinata started smiling. I stood there dumbfounded. That wasn't what I was expecting! I was expecting for something well, negative! Not this!
Without realizing I broke into an immense smile and asked ''So you ok with that?''
''Of course we are.'' Shikamaru replied.
''We have been expecting these for ages now!'' said the squealing girls.
''You… deed?'' I asked, again dumbfounded.
I mean like what the hell! I wasn't expecting that myself and they were? They all nodded.
''We all noticed there was something between you two even before you were together.'' Tenten said placing a hand on her hip.
Before I could say anything else the bell rang announcing that it was time for class. I waved them all goodbye still pretty dazed at their reaction and hurried to the class. It was maths with Kakashi. Let me introduce him to you. Kakashi is a total pervert who reads porn books during class. He never learns us something useful, he just tells us what to do than goes back to reading his damn book. The only rule in the class was well, not to make too much noise since the pervert couldn't concentrate properly, and that was it. Garra, Neji and Shino took this class with me. They were all quiet people, especially Shino! Neji was ok, we sometimes had some fun conversations but I easily got bored with the guy. Garra was more the listening type. Garra and I are best friends since we were 12 years of age. Garra must know every stupid thing about me, and is always there for me. I let out a deep breath. This was going to be so boring! Kakashi was late (as usual) and Garra was writing and was in his disturb-me-and-I-will-dig-your-grave mood. Neji was probably daydreaming about Tenten and Shino… ok his kind of my friend but I have to admit the guy gives me the creeps!
So I just decided to take a cat nap until Kakashi will arrive and say his stupid excuse which was always a complete lie but right when I was going to drift to a wonderful dream Kakashi busted in the classroom and half yelled a ''GOOD MORNING CLASS!''
I groaned and sat up. I was going to glare at Kakashi-sensei when I saw a boy standing beside him. He looked very much like Sasuke. He had milky white skin, dark hair, onix eyes and was pretty tall, definitely taller than me. I had to admit that he was gorgeous, not like Sasuke but he was very good looking. I didn't have to turn around to see the girls have hearts in their eyes.
Kakashi clapped his hands to gain everybody's attention back to him then said cheerfully ''Ok class, today a new boy is joining our school, he's name is Sai.''
He gestured towards Sai as he said so.
''Please girls, try not to rape him.'' He chuckled.
The girls turned beat red and all the boy's laughed at the comment even Garra and Shino cracked a smile!
Kakashi turned back to Sai and said ''There are two seats left, the one beside Karin and the one beside Naruto.''
Kakashi pointed at Karin then me.
''I will let you pick your seat.'' Kakashi added.
Sai nodded his head and turned my way and smiled. Karin was a few seats behind me and obviously thought that Sai was smiling to her as she smiled back at him. Karin winked and patted the chair beside her, gesturing him to sit beside her. She gaped when she saw Sai completely ignore her and take the sit beside me.
I grinned at him and said ''Hi, I'm Naruto!''
''I think you already know my name.'' he said still smiling.
Soon after we started talking to each other like we have been friends from ages! We made jokes, we laughed, it was great! When the bell rang signaling it was time to change class, I found out that Sai had nearly the same classes as me. Next we had history. We both didn't pay one bit of attention to Mr Yamato as he went on and on about the Japanese history instead we kept passing notes back and forth between us. It was finally lunch time and I left Sai to go visit my boyfriend. Sasuke was leaning against the tree in the school yard eating a packet of crisps. He saw me coming towards him and smirked, a little piece of crisp sticking at the side of his mouth. I stood in front of him then kissed him on the side of his mouth making sure to lick the little piece of crisp away.
I pulled away, smirked then said ''Hm, bacon flavor.''
The fangirls that were close by looking at Sasuke screeched at the sight before fainting. Sasuke looked at me shocked at my sudden boldness then smirked before wrapping his arms around me and pulling me closer. Sasuke and I heard a little squeal before we saw a certain blonde and a pink haired girl approaching us.
''That was SO cute!'' Ino squealed when she was in front of us.
''And so sexy of you Naruto!'' Sakura added winking.
I blushed at the comment and Sasuke smirked.
''Girls, are you going to act like some crazy yaoi fangirls now?'' I asked cocking an eyebrow.
''YOU BET!'' Ino and Sakura replied in unison. I rolled my eyes at them and Sasuke groaned, not happy at the idea of having more fangirls. The bell rang and I locked my arm with Sasuke's and headed to the gym.
P.E class was held by a weird teacher called Guy. He always wore a green jumpsuit and orange leg warmers and he was also Lee's role model. Sasuke was the first to undress and put his sport gear on. I just stood there admiring his abs, slightly drooling at the sight. I frowned when those perfect abs were covered by a blue and white tank top.
I realized that I didn't even undress and called out to Sasuke ''Hey, wait for me!''
''No, if you didn't just stay there and stare at me as I undressed then you would have been ready.'' He smirked before walking out the door.
I scowled and realized that there was another person in the room. That scowl quickly turned into a smile as I realized who that person was.
''Hey Sai.''
He smiled in response and made his way towards me. I was going to ask if he made more friends and stuff when he pushed me into a locker.
''S-Sai what the hell?'' I almost yelled.
I didn't get to say more as he pushed his lips on top of mine. I just stood there stunned at what was happening. Sai was kissing me… SAI WAS KISSING ME!
END OF CHAPTER 11!
Sasuke: I can't believe you did that!
Me: What?
Naruto: -looks shocked and about to get sick- You... made... that...freak...
Sasuke: KISS HIM!
Me: Look, it was necessary for Sai to kiss Naruto.
Sasuke and Naruto: WHY?
Me: -starts fidgeting- I can't tell you! But if you read the next chapter when I'm going to post it you'll find out!
Naruto and Sasuke: fine...
Me: Ok, whatever, umm, I have bad news and good news!
Sasuke: bad news first.
Me: The bad news is that the next chapter would be the last one! Yeah, the story will end the next chapter! The good news is that there would be LEMON next chapter! XD
Naruto: But... but that are both bad news! First the story is going to end and then this sick closet pervert is going to screw me in the ass!
Sasuke: -smirk- what delicious would be next...
Me: -drools a bit at the mental images sent by Naruto's words- I agree!
Naruto: Anyway! Goodbye dear readers! Please send me some lube for next chapter and don't forget to review! Now... if you could excuse me... I'm going to rest my butt for the next chapter!