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Removed - Chapter 11

EPOV

Dr. Bella Swan is a fucking evil temptress.

So far, I've caught her scooting her ass as close to me as possible, feigning she was "just getting comfortable" in her seat, and she's even asked me to scratch her back! I almost fell for it, too, damn it!

I'd been staring at her neck tattoo and was practically drooling when she'd asked, knowing damned well that she was distracting me.

One day, soon, I'll finally be able to see every one of her tats and I'm going to trace every fucking line with my tongue. Multiple times, I hope.

Shit!

Which president did I stop at last time I needed a distraction from Bella? Maybe I should move on to vice presidents or members of Congress. Fraggles would be good, too. There were a lot of those fuckers.

Once my dick calms down, I start trying to figure out my next plan of attack. Bending over and sticking my ass in her face as I pretended to pick my drink up from the floor only made her giggle, but when the Huskies scored a touchdown, I almost got Bella to high-five me.

Her palm was mid-air before she realized what was happening, quickly missing my hand. She played it off as if she meant to make me look stupid to our friends and, of course, it worked. Everyone laughed at me getting "burned" by a girl; the ribbing was completely worth it when she caught my eye while taking a sip of her drink, and winked at me.

Her lips on that straw. Fuck me!

It's after half-time when Emmett comes back from a trip to the concession stand with pretzels for everyone. Naturally, Bella takes this opportunity to reach her body across mine to grab hers. She gets her chest so fucking close to my face, all I need to do is flick my tongue out and her nipple will be mine.

Infuriating, teasing, sexy, evil wench!

"Oh, Edward, you have some mustard on your face," Bella tells me.

It's possible that I do. I mean, my pretzel's freaking messy and I'm barely paying attention to what I'm doing because I'm busy being distracted by both the game and the good doctor next to me. She could also be fucking with me, but just to be on the safe side, I wipe my mouth.

"No, you missed."

I wipe again.

"Nope, it's still there."

Yeah, she's fucking with me, but I want to see how far she's willing to go with this.

"Is the mustard here?" I point to my right cheek.

"No." She moves closer.

"Here?" I point to my left cheek.

"Close, but not exactly."

"I'll take care of it later when I'm in the bathroom. It's not like I'm going to be kissing anyone any time soon, you know?" I shrug to show my pretend indifference, and go to take another bite of my pretzel.

"No!" Bella yells out, causing everyone to turn and look at us. She clears her throat before adding, "I'll get it for you."

Say what?

I don't know how she plans on wiping my face without touching me but I can't wait to find out.

I watch with amusement as Bella slides as close to me as she can, without touching me. I think I feel the seams of our jeans brush against each other, but I'm willing to ignore it for now. Her eyes are focused on my mouth, as she inches her torso toward me. What I thought would be just good-natured fun has suddenly turned intense, as the air around us shifts, thick and pulsing with energy.

The energy isn't the only thing that's thick and pulsing. I'm going to have a serious case of blue balls before this is all over with.

Not thinking about what I'm doing, I lick my lips and lean forward, which causes her breath to hitch.

We're both frozen in a battle of sexual wills. Which one of us is willing to give in and touch the other? At this point, cheering for the opposing team in front of the UDub student section is easy compared to how much I'm holding myself back. Bella looks like she's struggling, too; I should just put her out of her misery.

I lean in a bit closer and try to stifle a smirk, when I see her lips are parted in invitation.

Oh, yeah, she's mine!

I wait for the exact moment that Bella closes her eyes and snap my teeth at her, while making a growling sound at the same time. She yelps, jumping back. Now I'm worried that I went too far, but then she throws her head back and lets out this amazing laugh. It's not a dainty, ladylike laugh; but rather a full-on belly-busting guffaw.

And, I'm pretty sure I just fell in love with my dermatologist.

"You asshole! You scared the shit out of me!" she says as she wipes the tears from her eyes.

"You should be thanking me! I kept you from losing the bet!"

"What the hell ever! You were totally going to kiss me first!"

"You just keep telling yourself that, honey. You were putty in my hands and you know it!"

Bella gives me a "humph" before crossing her arms and turning her body away from me. She's pouting because she knows I'm right. I don't want to make her angry, though, so I decide to give us both a break. I stand up and stretch my body before asking Alice to switch places with me so I can talk to Jasper and Emmett for a while. I can feel Bella watching me, but I don't look at her, just in case she really is mad at me.

It takes less than five minutes for her to text me.

B - I'm not mad at you. Are you mad at me?

E - Of course, not. I just thought we needed some space before we both spontaneously combust.

B - You know as well as I do that the possibility of spontaneous combustion has never been proven but due to the intense heat between my legs right now, I'm not entirely ruling it out.

I barely register my cell phone slipping from my hand and falling to the floor. Bella's voice is what brings me out of my stupor; I lean forward, looking down the aisle at her, making sure I'm hearing her correctly.

"Are you serious right now?! Calling plays like that should get your ass fired! You suck as an offensive coordinator! My grandmother can do better than you, dumbass!"

Note to self: you can't ask Bella to marry you until after you've gone on a date.

Screw this!

I jump out of my seat and walk back to where I'd met up with the gang earlier. As I pace back and forth, surveying everyone around me until I find what I'm looking for. After making the exchange, I pull the Arizona State Sun Devils shirt on and go back to where Bella's sitting. She immediately looks my way, so I motion for her to join me in the aisle. Naturally, she's looking at me like I'm crazy, but she does what I ask; soon, she's standing right in front of me.

"What has gotten into you, Edward?"

"I'm losing a bet," I say right before I wrap my fingers around her neck and pull her in for a kiss. I know it'll be at least another week before I can kiss Bella again, so I make the most of it and slide my tongue inside her mouth, briefly tasting her before pulling away.

I know all of our friends are staring at us, wondering what the hell is going on. I hope I didn't just embarrass Bella, so I distract them all by asking, "You guys want to see me do a cheer?"

Of course, they all shout in the affirmative while they get up and follow me to—what could be—my most embarrassing moment thus far.

I really hope I don't get my ass kicked in front of Bella.

A/Ns:

Gah! I want him to kiss me like that! Am I the only one? . . . I am? OK, cool! I wanted him all to myself anyway! ;) -JK

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