Chapter 11

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As Kelly woke she was well aware of the chaos going on around here as the Citadel was in utter disarray. She looked over at Kasumi who was stirring.

"Let's go find where Garrus landed." Kelly said getting up.

"Why?" Tali groaned as she stretched feeling her back pop.

"Because. Where ever Shepard goes Garrus follows. Now come on!" Kelly said helping Samara to her feet.

The four women made their way towards where they had seen Garrus drop. They turned the corner and saw the Turian still unconscious laying on a pile of trash bags with a broke flower pot near his head.

Tali went up and slapped him on the side of the face.

"Garrus!" She yelled.

"..."

"Garrus!" She yelled again.

"..."

"GARRUS WAKE THE HELL UP!" She yelled again.

Garrus bolted upright and planted his hands on his hips staring at them.

The four women stared at the Turian. "Garrus. Why the hell do you have a Batman costume on?" Kasumi asked.

He looked a little shaken and Tali swore he turned more blue.

"Well you see it all started when Jack's men tied me naked to the counselor's bed. Then..." He started before being interrupted.

"Wait!... why the hell did they tie you naked to a bed?" Kelly asked.

"Jack's idea of a joke i'm guessing." He stated.

He paused for a moment before continuing his story. "So I managed to get free but couldn't find my clothes. So I went searching through this locker and this is the only thing I found."

Kelly tried to stifle a giggle but Garrus caught it "What's so funny?" He asked.

"Nothing...Batman" Kasumi said chuckling as well.

He shook his head "Whatever we have to save Shepard from Jack!" He declared throwing his cape over his shoulder causing the two women to burst into giggles again.

Finally their laughing subsided and they got a serious look on their faces.

"So what's the plan?" Tali asked.

"Easy! I take my trusty grappling hook here and throw it up to the window than we can climb up these 15 stories and then we jump Jack and Ta DA we've saved the day!" He said smiling.

All four women looked at him.

"Um.. yeah... you go ahead and do that we'll take the elevator." Kasumi said turning and heading towards the entrance of the building.

"What she said." Kelly stating following after Kasumi.

Garrus sighed as Tali and Samara went off after the other two women.

"If you want something done you got to do it yourself." He said launching his grappling hook up towards the window.

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Jack stalked her pray as she kept circling the bed.

"Why the hell are you still walking in circles. Your making me dizzy!" Shepard said while groaning.

"Sorry I just like to be overly dramatic!" She said stopping and crawling onto the bed.

At the moment a grappling hook shot through the window and hooked onto the bed post.

Suddenly the bed jerked hard and slid towards the window.

"What the fuck is going on?" Jack yelled as the bed slid closer to the window.

"I have no idea at all" Shepard said sweat pouring down his face.

"Crap! Why did I have to request a bed with wheels" Jack cursed.

This wasn't good at all.

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Garrus was frustrated to say the least. He had hooked something and was attempting to pull himself up but the all he kept pulling was more line down when suddenly he heard yelling up above.

He looked up and paled if that was possible as he saw the bed with Shepard and Jack on it flying straight towards him.

He turned and started to run as the bed hit the wall near the trash bags at an angle causing it to slid to the bottom and with the momentum fly across the area towards a fleeing Garrus.

Garrus yelped as the bed hit him and he was flung backwards and landed on the bed next to Shepard and Jack as the bed continued on it's way speeding through the crowds.

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As the four women entered the lobby they hear screaming and ran outside only to see the most bizarre sight ever as a bed carrying Shepard, Jack, and the Batman Garrus went flying by causing people to run in terror in all directions.

Tali sighed and turned around back towards the door.

As the four women exited the building she turned to Kasumi.

"Is it me or are we always chasing Shepard?" She said.

A/N: Thanks everyone. I hope to have the next chapter up soon. Thanks once again.