Last time on Jewjew's Penny picking Quest! The fucking killer was identified by Jewjew as Shari. But from Shari's mistake this nigga swapped faces with some boring ass bitch named Koichi. So now Shari lives on in Koichi's house laying low for the meantime. So now Jewjew and Ronan have lost there chance to get there revenge against the one to kill their gay faggot of a buddeh. Then after that incident Jewjew and Ronan head to a Papa John's Pizza. Ronan whips out his crusty windows XP laptop looking ass to find more idea's. But little did they know Shari had already hired other stand users to get rid of the Jew Crew so he can achieve that quiet life of his.
So then 12 hours of researching about that killer, but nothing. So Jewjew and Ronan decided to buy a pizza before they headed back home, but something was strange about papa John's Pizza. The pizza man delivered Jewjew and Ronan's order after 20-30 minutes passing, the pizza man then said as he proceeded to give Jewjew the Pizza "Pizza Time." Ronan then suddenly felt a sudden chill go down his spine like a slithering snake going through an exhaust pipe of a truck. Jewjew and Ronan then headed towards the exit but the pizza man stopped the two from doing so. The pizza man then said, "You guys were the ones I was looking for mate!"
The pizza man then proceeded to reveal his stando, it was only a humanoid stand completely made out pizza. The pizza man said "The names Penis..Penis Parker and this is my stand PIZZA TIME!" Pizza Time then punches Jewjew's leg and POOF Jewjew's leg suddenly transforms into a pizza! Jewjew then screams "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT I JUST WANTED A SLICE OF PIZZA TO AVOID GETTING A FAILING GRADE!" Ronan then shouted "FUCK, JEWJEW I WILL AVENGE YOU MYY NIIGAAAAAAAAAAA! ! Ronan then activates his stando HEBENS DEWR! Ronan then used Heavens door to punch Pizza time in the testies, but it was not effective, because Pizza time, is completely made up of pizza! Penis Parker then shouted, "GET REKD NOOOB, MY STAND IS BEYOND YOUR STANDO YOU PIECE OF SHIT! But maybe that Killer Queer can, BUT THATS IT NIGGER." ROnana then shouted "I WILL NEVER GETA FAILING GRADE NIGGA!" Jewjew activates his stando CRAZY PENNI to punch Penis Parker into the pizza dough. Ronanan then shouted, "YOU FUCKING WANKER PENIS. IM GUNNA PULL OUT YE DICK PENIS PARKERR!"
Jewjew Then after slapped Penis Parker with his pizza leg. Penis Parker then shouted "WHAT THE FUCK MAN YOU GOTA LATTA PISSA SAUSESS ON ME YOU FUCKIN WANKING ASS WIPING DONKEY RAPING HERETIC!" So Penis Parker became really enraged after getting a tomato sauce stain on his white shirt. He was so enraged he busted his left nut and shouted: "WHAT THE FUCK MIEN THIS WAS 3 DOLLARS THREEE WHOLE DOLLARS YOU FUCKING INCONSIDERATE WHORE!" Jewjew and Ronan shrugged out of confusion. Then jewjew said: "Did that Fucking killer Shari pay you to kill us?! Penis Parker responded with: "Yea man, that nigga paid me a whole dollar man, a whole fucking dollar. I can fucking buy some chocolate wit that shit man, and other good shit like skittles or some shit."
Jewjew then thought of an idea that might work for everyone, this might actually work out. Jewjew said: "Yo you DinGus, if I give you two whole dollars will you join us to defeating Sharii mate?!" Penis Parker then responded with "...two whole dollars?...Two?...more than one?" "Yes you fucking idiot" Ronan shouted. So in that moment, Penis Parker took that whole two dollars and became the newest member of the Jew Crew. How will they cope now, will the Jew Crew do better in finding the killer now. With a new stand user in the squad, Penis parker and his stand Pizza Time, will they be any help to the Jew Crew?
Now to where Shari or should i Say KOIICHI at his new house in his newly found disguise as Koichi. The next day came along and Shari woke up early to get ready. Shari had already made breakfast, but not too later Koichi's wife Shinobu went downstairs to prepare breakfast like usual. Shinobu then observes Shari making sum breakfast baking up some papa johns pizza. Shinobu then said "Koichi, I thought you didn't like making the foods? Shari started to internally panic, but said: "I always wanted to try, so here it is...its pizza time." Shinobu was surprised and glad that Koichi whipped up some good foods this time. But something felt off. Hayato, Koichi's son was watching Koichi the whole time in a distance, almost like Hayato is Observing him. Shari then looked back t Hayato noticing that he's spying on him. Shari then thought "Is that brat spying on me?..no he's only a mere child." Not to long after Hayato heads to school like a good christian boi. As for Shari, he heads to his workplace that Koichi works at. After school hours Hayato heads to Koichi's work place, and after shari exits his workplace, Hayato follows Koichi out of curiosity. Hayato then follows Koichi untill they reach a unfamiliar place. Shari then kills some lowlife thot with his Killer Queen blowin em up into smithereens. Hayato suddenly makes a run for it and heads back home in fear and terror. "That is not my father he thought, he wouldn't be able to do that..and that nigga never makes breakfast...that nigga doesn't even know what pizza is!" About an hour Later Koichi arrives back at home, and Hayato's suspicions were confirmed to be true. Hayato knows that his father would never cook, or to pizza, cause this nigga Koichi never made no pizza is his lifetime!
-To Be Continued-
Tune in for chapter 12 of Jewjew