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Author's Notes: Thought I forgot about this, didn't you? Nope! I was just too damn lazy! Don't worry, I'll get right on it. I'm running out of ideas for Fruits Basket, so we'll bring a new anime in!
Bob: You're sending me another group of freaks that all seem to have the same problem?
No. All their problems are different. But trust me, there're a whole lot of them
Bob: Just what are you planning…?
You'll see.
Enter…
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Bob: JUST SAY IT ALREADY!
Tou-chy. Fine, fine.
Enter Naruto from Naruto
Bob: …(anime vein) You sent me a kid with WHISKERS????
Umm …sort of?
Naruto: Hey! My whiskers are MANLY!
Bob: Right….so what's up with you?
Naruto: When I was born, a demon got sealed inside my stomach. Yeah, you heard right, my STOMACH. I'm not joking! STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT!!!
Bob: Like what?
Narutto (Anime vein) ….never mind. Anyway, both my parents are dead so I've lived as an outcast from my hometown all the while training to become a kick-ass ninja! The only person who ever respected me is like a freaking over-protective Mom to me. Then I made friends and enemies and if I'm not careful, I could release the demon inside of me and, you know, kill everyone. I'm also going to train really hard and show everyone up by becoming the Hokage. Believe it!
I just smacked Naruto.
Naruto, remember out little chat before you came in?
Naruto:….(sighs) No more saying 'believe it'….
That's right.
Bob:…
Naruto: Oh! And I have an obsession with rammen. Rammen, rammen, rammen!!!!!!!!
Bob:……
Wow! Good job, Naruto! You've shocked Bob into speechlessness! No one's done that yet.
Bob:….you sent me a kid who acts EXACTLY LIKE YOU????
I wouldn't say EXACTLY.
Bob: Pretty much.
Hey, I don't say 'believe it' all the time.
Bob: You like rambling on, though
What do you mean?
Bob: You always get into these huge discussions that have NOTHING to do with the patient.
Whose fault is that, Mr. I-think-everyone-is-crazy-and-deserves-to-be-in-a-glass-case-for-the-rest-of-their-lives-so-there's-virtually-no-material-to-work-with?
Bob:….I hate you
And so you should. Now pay some attention to Naruto! The poor kid is neglected, as always.
Bob: So, have you seen another counsellor about this?
Naruto: Not really…
Bob: I suggest that you do (signals to buff guys)
I wouldn't do that, Bob. Naruto has beat guys up who are like thirty years old. The buff guys are no match for him.
Bob: But there're eight of them!
Poof!
Now there aren't
Bob: You're pure evil
Why, thank you!
Naruto: So….any advice for me, Shrink?
Bob: Go into that glass case over there.
Naruto: Why?
Bob: Um... um….I'll give you rammen afterwards.
Naruto: Hot dog! (runs like mad into glass case, which closes behind him)
That was mean, Bob! How dare you exploit a rammen addict's weaknesses?
Bob: It's your fault. If you hadn't gotten rid of all my buff guys this wouldn't have happened!
Actually, there are two left.
Bob: WHAT????????
I cannot describe what came out of Shrink-san's mouth after that, as it would make young kids faint, older kids stare at each other with wide eyes and adults forbid their children from ever reading another one of my fics. And who wants THAT?
Are you done yet, Bob?
Bob: (seething rage)
I see. Well, enter Sasuke. Yes, that's right, the GAYLORD!
Sasuke: Pardon me?
Never mind…
Bob: Okay, how screwed up is your life?
Sasuke: Incredibly. Mainly because of my brother.
Bob: Sibling rivalry?
Like you wouldn't believe.
Sasuke: You see, when I was a kid, my brother went ahead and killed my whole family. So I grew up emo, never talking to anyone, but still kicking ass because I need to kill my brother. Then on a mission/test thing with my idiot team, some creepy guy who is most likely a pedophile bites me. He has a freaking long tongue. Anyway, now I have this weird bruise that is really a cursed seal that sort of takes over me when I get really riled up. It makes me incredibly kick ass though.
Bob: Okay….man, this group of kids is pretty messed up, eh?
No kidding, Bob. Did it take you this long?
Bob: Hey! It's only the second kid!
But you didn't notice that NO ONE on this show has parents?
Bob: It's only the second kid!!!!!!!
That's no excuse! Two kids in a row is evidence enough for me!
Bob: You're shallow
You're stupid!
Sasuke: um…I'm still here!
Bob: Right. Go into that glass case
Sasuke: Why?
Bob:…your brother is in there and is saying cruel things abut your hairstyle.
Sasuke: That bastard! I'll kill him!!!!!!!!!!! (runs into glass case)
Well that was just LOVELY.
Bob: I thought so too!
Sarcasm is a foreign language to you, isn't it?
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