Sue Sylvester Shuffle
-GLEE-
Will walked down the hallway to the locker room. Once inside he spotted Shannon and gave her a smile. "Hey. You wanted to see me?"
"Yeah. I just almost suspended two football players for bullying Finn." Bieste explained. "Third time this week."
Will sighed. "Why do they have to keep picking on Finn? They're supposed to be teammates."
"I don't get it either. We need to find a way to get them to be friends. It's the only way they'll win their games." Bieste said. "I think they have to join glee club for the week."
"That would be great, the only problem is that they aren't bullying Finn about glee club anymore. They're teasing him about his underwear."
"We'll I may have a second idea then." She grinned.
The next day the entire football team ended up in the glee club. They seating ended up split. Football on one side, Glee Club on the other.
"Okay everyone." Bieste clapped to quiet everyone down. "Me and Mr. Schue here have been talking about one thing: the bullying. So part one of our plan, football and glee are combined for the week."
"What?" Azimio roared.
"You can't do this!" Rachel exclaimed.
"Quiet! Everyone shut up so Mr. Schue can take the floor!" Bieste yelled, calming the commotion.
"Thanks Shannon." Will smiled. "Part two of our plan. The bullying has recently latched onto Finn and his tighty whities."
All the football players began to snicker as Finn turned red and hid his face. "
"Stop laughing guys. There will be no bullying for the week. Anyone caught teasing anybody will switched to wearing tighty whities. Anyone who doesn't want to wear them after bullying someone... Well you will be off the team."
Everyone sighed and complained. Football players and glee clubbers were ready for this week to end already.
-GLEE-
Finn went into the locker room after staying after to work out in the weight room. He found it calming, especially after what happened in glee club today. He walked past a row of lockers before walking straight into Azimio and Karofsky. He stammered back a bit, after noticing their angry expressions. "What's happening guys?" He asked.
Karofsky grabbed Finn by his shirt and pushed him up against the locker. "Waiting for this tattle-tale kid, his names Finn Hudson."
"What are you talking about?" Finn struggled.
Karofsky reached around and latched onto Finn's tight Hanes waistband. He tugged it upwards. "You went on told on us for teasing?" He asked with a forceful tug.
At that moment Puck walked in. "What the hell is going on here?" He yelled.
"Good now both the gays are here." Karofsky said.
"Didnt know your little boy here was a baby? He told Bieste and Schue we were bullying him." Azimio said, stealing the waistband from Karofsky and pulling up. "Why would you do that, huh?"
"I didn't tell them! I swear!" Finn exclaimed. "I'm not lying."
"Get your filthy paws off of him!" Puck ordered.
Azimio laughed at him. "Looking after your tattle-tale boyfriend?" Azimio pulled again on Finn's underwear, bringing the legholes out of his pants. "Why'd he tell on us?"
Puck looked at Finn, clearly in pain. "He didnt! I did." He lied.
Karofsky and Azimio glanced at Eachother and made a face at Puck. Azimio quickly threw Finn on a shower head and smiled at Karofsky. "Well then Puck, looks like we have to teach you a lesson."
Puck stumbled backwards, and then stopped to put his fist up. Azimio cracked his fingers. Within three seconds Karofsky ha him tackled. Puck tried pushing and punching Karofsky, but he was trapped with his stomach on the ground. Azimio laughed, as he pinched his underwear up a bit and seeing the Red waistband with 'Superman' logo written on it. He quickly made a tug up as Puck coughed out in Pain. "Oh my god! Get the hell off me!"
"Karofsky, lets bring him to the shower!" Azimio laughed a the two carried him and placed him on the shower head, next to Finn. "You better tell Schuester to stop this or else. Later boys."
Puck and Finn yelled out at them as they exited the room. "God! I hate this!" Finn shouted.
"Me too! Hate those guys! We are telling Schue about this. Can't wait to see them in tighty whities!" Puck gasped.
"Why did you tell them you said something?" Finn asked. "They didnt want to wedgie you."
Puck held his ass. "I'm sick of watching them all pick on you. It's no big deal."
"Thank you then, you are a true bro." Finn smiled. "Now try to turn the water on with your foot. These rip easier when wet."
-GLEE-
Dressed in his white button shirt accompanied with a black vest and tie, Will put on his reading glasses as began to type an email.
Suddenly, a distraught Finn Hudson burst through the doors of his office, closing the door behind him.
Concerned, Will put down his reading glasses and walked over to him.
"Finn, are you ok?" Will asked, putting his hand on his student's shoulder.
"Don't touch me!" Finn yelled as he slapped his teacher's hand away.
"Finn, what's gotten into you?" Will responded.
"What's gotten into me?" Finn sarcastically laughed. "I'll tell you what… my underwear has gotten into me, and it's all your fault. If you wouldn't have meddled once again, then maybe I'd be better off."
"Finn, I'm just tryin-"
"Save your breath," Finn stopped him as he pushed his teacher over his desk and reached in his tight blue jeans.
"What're you doing?" Will asked.
"The first semester is over Mr. Schue," Finn stated reminding him of their earlier deal. "You've had this coming all year," Finn continued as he furiously yanked Will's white Calvin Klein briefs.
Will yelped in pain as he felt the leg holes of his tighty whities pop out of his jeans.
Finn grabbed from the leg holes and continued to pull using all his strength, knocking items off Schue's desk.
Will screamed in pain as he asked what he wanted.
"I want you to leave the football players alone," Finn said simply.
"I'm sorry, Finn, but I can't do that," Will replied, still having his underwear pulled up between his cheeks.
"You have to," Finn pulled harder.
Will grunted. "I'm sorry, Finn, but I'm doing what I think is best for you."
Finn yelled in frustration as he let his teacher's underpants go.
"What's best for me?" Finn yelled as his teacher began to adjust his briefs.
"If it wasn't for you… I'd still be the most popular kid in school. I'd have all the friends in the world. It was only because of glee club that I started getting wedgies anyway," Finn choked up.
"Finn…" Will began.
Finn turned around and walked away.
-GLEE-
Kurt was in his warblers outfit, sitting over a table and discussing broadway. "I totally think Wicked is the best. It had the best costumes ad the music was so meaningful."
"No. It's Chicago. The storyline was amazing, and the movie was great." Blaine argued. "But Anything Goes is definitely up there."
"Yes!" Kurt agreed, as he felt his slacks fly down to his ankles. He blushed as his bright yellow bikini briefs were revealed. He slowly bent down and pulled them up.
John, a warbler friend, laughed at Kurt. "Welcome to the pantsing war Hummel."
Kurt smiled and looked down, red as a tomatoe. Blaine walked over to him. "You wanna join? You could say no, but let me tell you one thing. It's fun."
"I'll join. But you better buy a belt Blaine." Kurt smirked, still blushing.
Blaine smiled back and pantsed Kurt. "Welcome to the war."
Kurt pulled up his pants and smiled. He had a reason to anyway, he could pants Blaine a much as he wanted.
-GLEE-
After another day of hard practice, Karofsky began to get out of his uniform. When he looked in the mirror, he saw he was wearing a pair of Fruit of the Loom white briefs. He had completely forgotten he was wearing them. In fact, he had forgotten because he was beginning to like the way the cotton felt. He also enjoyed the security briefs provided. He was just checking himself out in the mirror when he noticed Finn walk behind him giving him a strange look.
"You checking me out, Hudson?" Karofsky turned to face him.
"Uh, no, but it looked like you were checking yourself out," Finn replied, standing at his locker in only his Hanes.
Karofsky turned a slight red. He wasn't going to made a fool of.
"Actually Finnessa, I was just thinking how pathetic and terrible it is that we have to wear these undies," Karofsky stated.
"And you did that with a smile because?" Finn smirked.
Karofsky grew red from anger.
"Speaking of these tighty whities, did you ever convince Schuester to stop punishing us?" Karofsky asked.
Finn shook his head.
"Well, if that's the case, then I think you deserved to be punished too," Karofsky smiled devilishly.
"No wait, please," Finn tried.
Before he knew it, Finn had his underwear up his butt, with his face on the floor and his legs strangled between the back of his briefs. He tried moving his legs, but it only made the wedgie worse.
Finn heard footsteps. It was Puck.
Puck loosened his legs, freeing Finn.
"Sorry, I didn't show up earlier. I just figured it'd be better if both of us weren't trapped in a wedgie," Puck explained.
"It's cool man," Finn replied. "I'm hoping that we win this game. Maybe then, the guys will cool it a bit."
-GLEE-
The entire football team made their way into the glee room after their big game, all working together. "Please tell me you guys won." Schue said, sitting down with some paperwork.
Puck looked down a little bit, then shot up with a smile. "We creamed them!"
Will smiled and High fived everyone on the team. "Anyway, is everyone friends now?"
Azimio and Karofsky looked at Eachother. "We think Finn's cool now, tighty whities aren't all that bad." Karofsky smiled. "No more bullying."
-GLEE-
The next day, Finn walked up to Mr. Schue's office. He knocked before peeking his head in.
"Finn, come in," Will greeted.
"Hey, Mr. Schue," Finn smiled as he closed the door behind him.
"What can I help you with Finn?" Will asked.
"Um, well… I came to apologize," Finn answered. "Mr. Schue… I'm really sorry about giving you a wedgie, and I'm really sorry about the things I said. I realize now that I was wrong. Everything you've done for me has been for good reason, and I appreciate that."
"Thank you Finn. That means a lot to me," Will smiled. "And just so we're clear, I'd take a million wedgies to help you."
Finn and Will hugged.
"Thanks again, Mr. Schue," Finn whispered.
"See you in glee club," Will smiled.
On his way out, Finn got a text from Karofsky saying there was a football scrimmage after school that day for fun.
-GLEE-
Finn was making his way to football field when he ran into Karofsky.
"Hey man, what's up?" Finn asked.
"Nothing much, just about to own these freshman. They think they can beat us," Karofsky replied.
Finn laughed as they made their way under the bleachers where they found the rest of the guys.
"Where are the freshman? I thought we were supposed to meet down here," Finn asked.
"There are no freshman," Azimio spoke up. "It's us and you."
Soon, Finn was surrounded by all the jocks.
"What's going on?" He asked.
"Did you really believe we were going to leave you alone, Hudson?" Azimio asked.
Finn bit his lip.
"Take off your clothes," Karofsky stated.
"What're you going to do to me?" Finn asked.
"Oh, you'll see," Azimio smirked as he pulled out a red spray paint can.
A few minutes later, Karofsky whistled and said, "Good luck getting home, Finnessa."
Finn was left in only his tighty whities. They were pulled up high from everywhere on his body. The front, the back, the sides, just all around up to his nipples. From the bottom of his neck to his crotch in red spray paint, spelled the word LOSER.
Finn gulped as he thought of what to do.
He didn't have his cell phone or his car keys. The guys had made off with that along with his clothes.
Finn knew Mr. Schue was still in his office. He could explain to him what happened… But Finn couldn't do that. He knew Will thought he had succeeded in helping Finn.
He couldn't crush his dream. Finn rubbed his eyes as he made his way home.
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