Here I am again! I dedicate this chapter to one of the best out there. And. Your. Point. You guys need to read her story it's amazing!!

I own nothing but the plot.

Finally mine


OLIVER'S POV:

That Sponge is one funny creature! Patrick is so freaking dumb though.

"Is mayonnaise an instrument?"-This is so freaking funny!

"No Pat-"- Oh, goodie my phone is ringing! I hope it Lilly. I look at the screen Crap it's only Nate.

"Dude, where the hell are you?"- Ow, my poor ears.

"Um, yeah; I'm good thanks for asking!"

"This is no time to make jokes Oliver, while you're who the hell know were, Lilly and Mikayla are on a date!

"What the hell are you talking about? Lilly's at her parents' house, she's grounded."

"Well, guess what? I was just at Mikayla's house. Lilly's just picked her up in her brand new BMW."

"I can't believe she fucking lied to me! Dude, I'll be there-"

"No, no, you have to tell Miley."

"What?"

"Shoot, you have to go pick up Miley."-What the hell is he freaking talking about?

"Why the hell would I do that?"

"Because doofus, I want Miley to see Mikayla and Lilly together."

"Miley's going to be really mad though."-As if it weren't obvious I barely ever get what Nate's talking about.

"Then, she won't want to be with Mikayla. That way she'll be out of the way."

"How the hell does that affect me though? If Miley doesn't go out with Mikayla then she's going to settle for Lilly."

"That's where you come in. You can't let that happen."

"Ok. Where's Lilly and Mikayla at?"

"I'll call you when I get the information. Go pick up Miley."


MILEY'S POV:

You know what? It's good that Mikayla reacted that way. I mean who does she think she is? Pfft. She and I dating; that's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard!

Why the hell would I want to date her? I don't have problem getting some. In fact, my problem is that I get too many. It's her loss anyways. We would have had so much fun.

No, Ma'am. I am not going to think about Mikayla. She's just a girl anyway. A very fucka-

"Why the hell did you change the channel for?"-I turn around to face Jackson and find My dad shocked expression.

"Well, I'm sorry but I want to see the Mets' game."-I fake an innocent smile.

"I was just pulling your leg old man."-She flashes me an equally fake smile.

"I'm just going to watch it at my room then."-That was a close one. I really hate getting grounded, not that I'm doing anything right now though.

I open Jackson's room and find him asleep on him bed. Wow, his bedroom is actually clean…er than before. Wow, E entertainment again? I really think that the only straight person in this family is my dad. Maybe the dog, wait; I don't have a dog.

I threw myself on his bed and he started to stir and immediately woke up.

"What are you doing here?"-I'm actually super-duper bored.

"You should enjoy the quality time you spent with me" I reply snarky.

I lend my attention to the show that's on right now. Is that Mikayla?

"Our beloved Mikayla was seen in a shopping spree with Nate Grey. The two always deny any relationship but our paparazzi have proven this allegation false."–They show a video of Mikayla holding hands with her 'friend' Nate Grey. Be calm Miley this doesn't mean anything. Friends hold hands all the time Right? The couple was shopping at Victoria's Secret when they are seen VERY cuddly to be just friend. What the hell does he know? They could be just friends!

"What the hell are you looking at?"-Jackson turns his face another way.

"Umm, are you going to ask her for an explanation?"

"What do you think?"-As I make my way to my room I hear my dad call my name.

"Miley, honey?"- Ok, what the hell does he want? As if on cue he's only making me more frustrated by the second. I walk down the stairs and find a very agitated Oliver.

"We need to talk, Miley."-What the hell now? I hope he didn't get tricked by another transsexual. That would so make my night though! I lead him to the porch.

"What's wrong?"

"Mikayla and Lilly are on a date. You need to get there, Miley."

"On a…date? Are you sure?"- This is how she wanted to be my girlfriend when she's out there probably making out with my best friend? The nerve of some people.

"Yes, I'm sure. We need to spoil their date."

"Yeah, did you bring your car?"-I ask knowing the answer.

"No, I ran here."

"I'm going to get dressed and we'll be there in a minute."-I ran upstairs, tripping a few times if you must know. How dare she go out with Mikayla? Lilly is seriously getting on my last nerve. However, there's no way in hell that I'm going to let her get with Mikayla. For the record, I am not jealous. I'm just a being a nice friend. Lilly's going to hurt Mikayla; I'm only going to warn her.

What the hell do I put on? It can't be too nice; then she'll know I'm spying on her. I randomly grab a shirt from my closet. Eck! I was to wear this I would understand her going for Lilly. Lilly and Mikayla…they would not make a cute funny, I lied. They would make a super cute couple actually. Maybe I should have gone out with Mikayla…?


LILLY'S POV:

Wow, Mikayla's better than I expected. Not only is she hoooooooooooooooooooooot; I mean super hot, so hot you can get an orgasm just by looking at her, but she's also really smart. She's really corny though. She told me a popcorn joke and I'm now scared to go to the movies.

"Ok, I have a really funny one. What's the richest goldfish?"-She's so cute, even thought her jokes have given me a migraine; this is the best date I've ever been on. It's not that I'm ugly it's that I didn't expect her to say yes this quick. Well, who cares? I'm glad we're here.

"I don't know." She is dying laughing. Her cheeks are deep red and she's almost crying. Wow, I can't believe she thinks it's that funny. I wish she could just tell me already.

"A goldfish." I burst out laughing. She is sooo corny. I can't believe how horrible her jokes are.

"Wow that was funny."-she smiled. Oh my god, how can she be so good looking?

"Thanks for asking me out, I'm having a great time."-I grin exaggeratedly. Beat that, Miley!

"I am too."-I'm about to start small talk when she stands up. "Let's dance!"- She extends her hand and I take it. Her hands are so soft, softer than a baby's. We lock eyes and she smiles. I'm glad she decided to go to a night club. I personally thought that she would want to go to a five-star restaurant or something like that but she's apparently not all stuck-up. I am a little shocked considering the Hartwards are owners of half the world basically and here I have Mikayla in a nightclub.

My hands lightly rub Mikayla's waist; she's so well built Do I even need to describe how hot she looks in that skirt? The song just starts playing. I smirk; yes I get to dance "Right Round" with Mikayla.

Touch it- bring it - pay it - watch it -

Turn it - leave it - stop - format it [six times]

The beat start out a little slow and started to move her butt on me slowly.

(Get low Bus!)

Who be the King of the Sound? (Uh huh)

Busta Bus back to just put a lock on a town (Uh huh)

Lot of my bitches be comin from miles around

See they be cumin (Uh!) cause they know how the God get down (TURN IT UP!!)

To this Mikayla's movements are a lot harder. I didn't know she was SO good at dancing. I'm not behind either. I mean my mom is a professional stripper. This is in my blood. My hands explored her body while she grinded on me.

NOW YOU KNOW WHO HOLDIN THE THRONE SO GIMME THE CROWN (Huh)

NIGGAS SOLUTIN AND TRYIN TO GIVE ME A POUND (Come on)

I DON'T REALLY FUCK WITH YOU NIGGAS YOU NIGGAS IS CLOWN

MAKIN THE BITCHES STRIPPIN THROW THEY SHIT ON THE GROUND

Now came the slower part of the song she grabs her finger and pulls my body closer to her.

GET LOW BUS!

Mikayla and I slowly descend to the floor our bodies rocking perfectly. This is a Kodak moment; I've never met a match to me in the dance floor.

(Get low Bus!) Now that's the way that it goes (Uh huh)

When we up in the spot the shit be flooded with hoes (Come on)

See we a make it hot, the chicks will come out their clothes

That's when you get it (Huh) mami already know I suppose.

(TURN IT UP!!)

I love this part of the song the way Mikayla grinds against me is the biggest turn on. I guess this is the rewards to listening to her corny jokes.

SHORTY WILDIN AND SHORTY OPEN SHE BEASTIN IT OUT

FOR THE RECORD (Huh) JUST A SECOND I'M FREAKIN IT OUT (Come on)

WHILE SHE TRYIN TO Touch SEE I WAS PEEPIN IT OUT

SHE TURNED AROUND AND WAS TRYIN TO PUT MY DICK IN HER MOUTH I LET HER

She is amazing, wow. This is definitely one of the best nights I've had. I wish I could dance with her all the time. The way I get to touch her body is so gratifying. I wonder if she'll mind me raping her right about now.

Mikayla and I are grinding to the chorus when a familiar shape appears on the corner of my eye. Miley? This time I grind harder against Mikayla and she follows my rhythm. Does she know that Miley's here? And, how the hell did Miley know Mikayla and I were here? Next thing I see is a guy taller than Miley standing next to her. Oliver? Shit I told him I'd be with my grandmother.

The song quickly Mikayla tries to go back to our table but I grab her waist. "Just one more." Looks, like all my songs are coming up today.


MILEY'S POV:

Obviously she got over me VERY quickly. I mean she is not playing. Look at her grinding up to Lilly. Are they dancing or shooting a lesbian porn video?

Please don't stop the music, music, music, music, music[x2]

Look at them, disgusting.

It's getting late

I'm making my way over to

My favorite place

I gotta get my body moving

Shake the stress away

I wasn't looking for nobody when you looked my way

Possible candidate, yeah

I never quite liked Rihanna anyways. I turn to face Oliver. Where the hell is he? Fuck Tart! He could at least say something. I'm guessing that he went to look for his lady.

Who knew

That you'd be up in here looking like you do

You makin' staying over here, impossible

Baby, Ima say your aura is incredible

If you don't have to go, don't.

Lilly's hands are Mikayla's waist while she on the other hand is getting her freak on with Lilly. Not practically but you get the idea. I bet my face was red because I feel my heard racing inside me. She's touching her too sexually. I try to turn away but my eyes don't respond. I just stood there watching as lilly and Mikayla basically raped each other in front of everyone.

Do you know what just started?

I just came here to party

I cannot stand this anymore and make my way toward them. Lilly is not getting my Girlfriend. She's mine, mine, and only mine! She only likes me.

But now we're rockin on the dance floor, actin' naughty

Acting Naughty? No there is no acting naughty unless it's Mikayla and I.

Your hands around my waist

Just let the music play

We're hand in hand chest to chest and now we're face to face

Before the chorus starts I see Oliver's hands wrap around Lilly's waist pulling her away from Mikayla. I then replaced her.

I wanna take you away

Let's escape into the music, DJ let it play

I just can't refuse it

Like the way you do this

Keep on rockin' to it

Please don't stop the, please don't stop the music

Mikayla now pulverizing my jeans replied. "Hello friend" And before I had time to reply she got down to the music. So hot!

The song ended, to me, in seconds. Darn it and I was having fun. Where's Lilly and Oliver by the way? I look back over to Mikayla and she's way over at the door purse in her hand. No, no, no. I pull her hand and lead out this place.

"Let go of me Miley."-She pulls free of my grasp. "Why did you do that, Miley?"

"You know exactly why."-I press my lips against her. No objection was ever hear of from her side.

"Will you be my girlfriend?"


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