The AVGN was back in his own house after the game. He turned off his GameCube and took the game out which was running constantly and kept the saves. He sat down and started a rant. He said:
"Super Mario Sunshine, more like Super Mario Sunshit!" "This is the shittiest game I've ever played and it was constant fucking torture" "This game is like as appealing as diarrhea coming out Peach's ass!" "This game sucks so bad that I'll never play this god awful piece of shit ever again like Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde and Simon's Fucking Quest." "It's a piece of shit and I don't like it". "I'll never recover again" "Fucking Peach Toadstool in this fucking game with a ponytail looked like fucking Roll from Mega Man" "Fucking Bowser Jr sounding like fucking Aqua Man from fucking Mega Man 8 and I mentioned it a fuck load of times." "Her ponytail looked like if I wanted to barf on her fucking hair" "Sorry but I have to give this to Pat or the Nostalgia Critic"
And so AVGN planned on giving the GameCube and his copy of Mario Sunshine to Pat the NES Punk and/or the Nostalgia Critic.
AVGN: I'll call Pat and see if he wants this shit.
*AVGN goes to his phone and calls Pat the NES Punk.
Pat: Hey Pat here and oh it's the Nerd.
AVGN: For the past few fucking days I was on a quest and I'll send you my magical GameCube and my copy of Mario Sunshine which is odd and weird.
Pat: Ok, send it.
AVGN: Alright I'll mail it.
And so AVGN mailed his magical GameCube with his magical copy of Sunshine. Pat the NES Punk received and played it.
The end of the Story.