A/N: Not who I was expecting, but you're the voters.

The next day as I ate my slop, Edward staring at me with a pained look on his face, I was called to the diary room. I once again punched in the code, adreniline pumping. I made sure the door was closed properly, and approached the couch, where there was once again a crisp white envelope with my name on it in elegant script. I opened it with shaking hands.

Dear Bella,

I am glad you have chosen to accept the challenge. Now, America has voted. The question? Who do you want to see Bella kiss.

I gasped. Edward wouldn't like that.

The answer? Emmett Cullen. You may not tell anyone you were forced to do so, by Emmett or anything else. You may not pretend it to be an accident. The kiss must be on the lips, no tounge is nessicary. Break a rule and Edward is gone.

That was it. How would I do this without- WAIT! Our prank war! I needed to get Edward to pull a prank on me, and then pass it off as another prank! But then it would be explained to Emmett and he would join the war...this would be tricky. I stepped out and back to our table, deep in thought. I needed to pull a prank on Edward so big that he wouldn't dare let me off the hook. Then the Emmett thing could be passed off as another prank. But what to do, what to do? I had the Jasper prank lined up. I was hoping it was a grand finale, but desprate times called for desprate mesures. And boy was I desprate.

"Ok, HOH compitition outside people!" Carlisle's voice boomed. We all rushed outside. There were a bunch of stations labeled with our names on them. I took mine. I was between Edward and Jasper. This was one compitition that no one could help me in. There were dividers between all of us, and Edward passed two notes over to me. One labeled Bella, and another labelled Jasper. I handed Jazz his and looked at my own.

Bella- Jasper in our alliance? He is willing to backstap Alice. First answer is False, by the way.

I looked around. No one was ready yet so I went around to Edward's side and slapped him. It didn't hurt him, but it got my point across.

"What?" He asked crossly.

"I don't need your help to win." I told him crossly. He rolled his eyes. "I don't!" I stalked over to my box. Carlisle appeared on the t.v and called out attention.

"Let's begin!" He declared. I had an idea.

"Edward's cheating!" I swiftly ripped the part about our alliance status and showed him the piece where he told me the answer.

"Edward's disqualified!" Edward stalked angerly past me. "So we'll skip the first question. Okay. True or false: There is a vase of flowers on the kitchen table." I looked at the squares before me, and tentitavely raised the one labeled 'False'. "And the answer is...False! Wow you wolves- I mean, La push kids aren't too bright. All of you are out. Next question. In the HOH bathroom, the counter is yellow." I smirked. I'd been in there. I raised the false sign.

"I need an answer, Esme." Carlisle pressed impatiently. "Okay, the answer is false. Everyone exept Bella, Jasper, Emmett and Rosalie are eliminated." I heard a bunch of groans. "Last question. On the fridge there is a magnet saying "Beware the unexpected." I hesitated, then once again raised the false sign. "The answer is...true. Jasper, you are the new HOH." I clapped dejectedly, going to meet Edward.

"What's wrong, love?" He asked. I glared. He led me to Jasper, who told us to meet us in the HOH room. We nodded and turned, only to find our way barred by the pixie.

"Look, about what I did," She began.

"Shove it, Alice." Edward growled, pushing past her, Jasper on our tail. I looked back at her as we walked, and saw clear abandonment in her eyes. Esme and Rose turned their heads and walked past her. I watched her with such concentration that I was totally shocked when I bashed into the door. Edward carried me after that. We reached the HOH room without any other incedents. Jacob followed us too, so the four of us sat in a circle on the bed.

"So, what do we do now?"

A/N: Pssh, my life is hectic. Back to school junk, and stuff. IF YOU ARE A NOTES GALORE READER, I AM WORKING ON THE NEXT CHAP. So hold your horses. And I was expecting Mike to be the resault of the poll, but...yeah. Next poll should be up soon.