DISCLAIMER: THE WORLD OF PERCY JACKSON BELONGS TO RICK RIORDAN. I AM IN NO WAY AFFILIATED WITH HIM OR HIS PUBLISHERS.
DIONYSUS (MR. D)
Set in an undetermined time
It was common knowledge that I absolutely abhorred heroes.
Yet I saved one of my best wines for today.
Alright! I admit it. They deserved it. Trust me, I knew. I was Peter Johnson and Annie Bell's camp director for too many years than I would've liked. Compared to other demigods I had the ill-privilege of meeting, they were decent.
Hence, without their knowledge, I slipped a bottle of the finest red wine into the pile. I buried it behind a huge basket from Aphrodite that had a large note reading "I TOLD YOU SO".
I snickered when I saw Aphrodite's note. I had to say, I was not even one bit taken by surprise when the announcement went out. It was actually rather amusing seeing Poseidon and Athena's expressions when they found out that such an event was taking place between their prized children.
However, both of them did not need the Fates or an Oracle to know it was inevitable. Every one of the gods knew it was inevitable!
Needless to say, if those two could go through all of those hardships plus maintain such a strong love, then they deserved a gift from my personal stock of divine red wine.
Also, if anybody objected to their relationship on that day, I would strangle the idiot with vines. Or turn them insane. Or transform them into a blubbering dolphin. Or give them the curse of "worst party host ever".
In case of such a debacle, as a rare second gift, I would let the couple choose.
Merci beaucoup mes ami(e)s!
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