Me: Hello and welcome to the show!!

Florence Goody-Poo: Hello there, I hope you all live nice and successful lives!

Florence Darky-poo: Hello and I hate you all!

Me: -blink-

Florence Goody-poo: -singing-Charlie, you look quite down with your big sad eyes and your big fat frown the world doesn't have to be so graaayyy!

Florence Darky-poo: -singing- Charlie When you're life's a mess when you're feeling blue always in distress, I know what can wash that sad awayyyyy

Me: -singing-All you have to do is Put a banana in your ear!

Nyeh Creampuff: -talking suspiciously- A banana in my ear?

Florence Goody-poo: -singing- put a ripe banana right into your favorite ear!

Me: -singing- It's true!

Nyeh Creampuff: -talks darkly- Says who?
Me: -still singing- So true

Florence Goody-poo: -singing- Once it's in your gloom will disappear

Me: -singing- The Bad in the world is hard to hear when in your ear a banana cheers so go and put a banana in your ear

Everybody: -singing- Put a banana in your ear!

Nyeh: -darkly and angrily- I'd rather keep my ear clear!

Everybody: -singing cheerily- You'll never be happy if you live your life in fear!

Me: -flashes a smile to Creampuff and pats her on the back- It's true

Florence Darky-poo: -screaming- Says you

Everybody: -singing merrily- So true and It's in the skies are bright and clear! Every day of every year the sun shines bright in this big blue sphere so go and put a banana

Me: -singing very, VERY loudly- IN YOUR Eeeeaaaarrrrrrrrr!

Florence Darky-poo, Florence Goody-poo and Florence Pinky-poo all fall down and burst into flames

Nyeh: Of course they burst into flames!

Florence Darky-poo: -sits up and brushes ashes off her pants- Sorry abo9ut that, we got a bit carried away and we also had to sing that to promote Charlie the Unicorn 2!

Florence Pinky-poo: I think I'm gonna call myself Florence Pinky-poo now…

Florence Darky-poo: Does it look like I car?
Florence Pinky-poo: YES YOU DO FRICKEN CARE!!

Florence Goody-poo: -blink-

Florence Pinky-poo: anywho, on with the show!

Chapter 10

Fluffytail's POV

Fluffytail woke up, Amberclaw next to her, his breathing smooth and controlled.

She stood up and went off into a field close to where they were staying; she knew that she would at least catch breakfast, not to mention their food for the next moon or so.

While she was walking, a strange scent picked up ion her nose. It was cat, yes, Fluffytail knew that much. But it had a twisted smell of twolegs and meat, not kittypet food, but real meat.

Fluffytail stalked silently towards the cat.

She was not one foxlength away when she finally saw her.

It was a light cream she-cat, with light brown paws, ears, and Tail-tip, along with one stripe going down from her neck to her bellyfur.

Fluffytail made more noise, trying to make sure that the kittypet would know that a cat was approaching.

But, as Fluffytail suspected, she still jumped high enough she could have seen and greeted StarClan cats.

No, Fluffytail hissed to herself. There might be StarClan to some cats, but not for me, I believe in SpiritClan.

The small she-cat looked and found Fluffytail. Her eyes were wide with fear.

Fluffytail dipped her head and murmured a Clan Greeting.

The Cream she-cat suddenly glared darkly at Fluffytail. "If you want food, I don't have any! Look!" she pleaded, pointing her tail to her easily showing ribs. "I haven't had any food for days and I'm starving!"
"Well, why don't you catch a mouse or something like that?" Fluffytail asked. "There's loads of them in the field over there."

The she-cat looked at Fluffytail, confused. "I thought that only wild rogue-ish cats ate that!"

Fluffytail couldn't help but glare at her impatiently. "Thanks for calling me that."

"Oh, I'm sorry!" The small cat mewed. "I'm just so hungry and I don't know how to get food and I wish I had something to eat!"

"Well, I could catch you a mouse," Fluffytail offered.

"Oh thank you!" the cat mewed happily. "My name's Cookie."

Fluffytail dipped her head kindly. "Hello Cookie, my name's Fluffytail."

"Fluffytail?" Cookie mewed, then meowed even quicker, "I mean, you wild cats have to be names something different from us cats that used to have housefolk."

"It's okay, really." Fluffytail mewed.

Cookie shook her head sadly. "I'm just so terrible!" she hung her head sadly.

"Don't worry; I'll get you a mouse!" Fluffytail turned around and found a mouse and pounced hard, killing it.

She turned around and put it by Cookie. "Eat," she commanded, turning around and easily getting two more mice the size of the Island back at home.

Wait, her old home. She lived nowhere now.

Fluffytail sighed. Why couldn't she just forget and never think of or speak about her old home? Was she really that close to her former home?

No, she thought darkly to herself. There's no reason for me to keep on remembering that place, I'm going to live and die in those other Clans, and fight to keep things equally and I will die fighting for what I believe in.

She heard another cat lurk behind her and she smelled Amberclaw.

She turned around and he smiled at her, showing all the prey that he had caught.

He dropped his mice and one vole and mewed quietly, "Hey, Fluffytail, who's that cat?"

"Her name's Cookie. I think that we should let her travel with us. Who knows? She might actually turn out to be a good warrior!" Fluffytail meowed quickly.

Amberclaw looked surprised but said nothing.

Cookie walked up by them, her eyes on Fluffytail. "I saw your crouch and I think that I might be able to do that."

She had it almost perfectly, except that her haunches were too high.

Fluffytail smiled encouragingly. "Good, but keep your butt further down."

Cookie smiled happily. "I never thought I could be one of those warrior-cats! This is so exciting!"
"But I think that Amberclaw and I are going to have to train you hard, if of course you'll come with us to help these far-off Clans."

Cookie screwed up her face, thinking hard. "You know, I think I'll accept your offer."

Fluffytail smiled and mewed sweetly, "Well thanks a million!"

Cookie sighed to herself and mewed, "I suppose I'll never taste beef jerky."

"Beef jerky?" Fluffytail mewed the unfamiliar word. "What's that?"

"Oh, just something that my housefolk fed me a lot of the time; I swear that they really loved me."

Fluffytail had a sudden pang of jealousy for the cat. She was loved and cared for well her whole life, never talking to any cat except for the cats that lived by her, and she got everything that she wanted. Why did she leave a place like that?

Fluffytail gulped the rest of her food and started walking the direction that they had to go. (did I forget the direction? Why yes I did!)

Amberclaw followed automatically, while Cookie looked around unsteadily.

"Well, come on!" Fluffytail hissed.

Cookie looked up, a vacant expression in her eyes. "Wha? Oh, yes. Coming."

Fluffytail knew there was something with Cookie that she wasn't telling, but she hadn't told her story yet, so Fluffytail would know soon enough, or at least she hoped.

Florence Pinky-poo: I think I'm going to call myself 'me' again, this is way too messed up, like, creeping me out

Florence Darky-poo: Totally……

Me: I think I'm going to go beg peoples to review and then go and write the next chapter

Florence Darky-poo: Let's hold it for ransom!

Me: YEAH!!