It's been too long. Too too too long. I bet people thought I dropped this story. Unfortunately, the funnies aren't present in this chapter. In order to make it interesting, a new problem must arise and so here it is.

The followers don't deserve to wait this long for a damn drabble that will end after 400 words. Ugh. I'm the worst. If you want to know the reasons for my sudden hiatus, read the author notes shown in my latest Accel World oneshot. I don't feel like repeating.

Anyway, here. Enjoy. -.- I apologize for any grammatical errors.

DISCLAIMER - I DON'T OWN THIS. IF I DID, KLEIN WOULD HAVE HIS OWN SPINOFF.

Friendship Moments

Problem Talks

"KAAAAAAAAAZZZZ!"

A loud, shrill voice echoed throughout the Dicey Café. All customers jumped in bewilderment by the sound of the sudden cry. Staring at the proprietor of the scream, they all glared except for one.

Kazuto indifferently glanced at him before chugging his fruit drink at the bar.

He had a horrible day at school once again. With the rumors escalating, he wished he reverted back to his reclusive gamer lifestyle. Today took a toll on him, especially since he began to hear things about Asuna planning to breakup with him.

Ryoutarou stood at the entrance with a huge frown and it only went deeper once he noticed Kazuto ignoring his call for help. Running toward the bar, Ryoutarou shook him desperately.

"Kaz! KAZ! KAAAAZ!" he whined helplessly. "I need help again!"

The force of Ryoutarou grip caused Kazuto's drink to spill on the counter.

"The fuck."

Kazuto cursed under his breath as a scowl perpetrated his miserable face.

"Kaz! Kaz! Kaz!"

"Urgh…"

Kazuto turned to face him and Ryoutarou gasped.

"Oh my goodness. The hell happened to you?"

"I got hit by a train," Kazuto responded sarcastically.

"You have black circles and everything. Did Asu-"

"AAAAHHHHHRRRRGGHGJGHJSJF;jaslj..." Kazuto smashed his head into the counter. "Please… don't even mention that harlot's name."

"Harlot?!" Ryoutarou yelled, surprised by his buddy's choice of words concerning his beloved. "Did the both of you fight? Did she bite your pe-"

"Please, Klein. I'm not in the mood for your blowjob jokes," he groaned loudly. "She's going to break up with me, man."

"What. Are you serious?" he asked intensely as he sat next to him.

"Yeah. Fucking bitch. I can't believe she's even listening to those rumors…"

"What rumors?"

"I'm too faded on fruit juice to explain my 99 problems."

"You're acting too uncharacteristically, Kaz. Stop trying to use terminology you can't handle."

"Fuck you, man. I can say anything I want," Kaz responded lazily, pathetically pushing Klein out of his chair.

"Kaz, bro. Stop this."

"No. Leave me alone if you're not going to let me vent."

"Come on, man. We're going home," Klein demanded worryingly as he grabbed Kazuto's hand.

"Let go of me, man. Agil! More grape juice!" Kazuto ripped his hand away in anger.

"Kazuto, look at yourself."

"There's no mirror here so why are you saying the impossible?"

"Agil! Don't get him anymore to drink!"

"Why are you trying to obstruct me from my happiness?!"

"Because you had enough."

"No I haven't."

"Kazuto, this is your last warning."

"I don't care."

"Kazuto!"

"SHUT UP!"

Kazuto stood up furiously, grimacing harshly at Ryoutarou. "I just want to forget about Asuna. That's all I want. Why can't you-"

Suddenly, Kazuto knees buckled.

"Kaz?"

And a loud thump emanated near the legs of Ryoutarou's chair.

"KAZ!"

Kazuto just collapsed.

"SHIT! AGIL! CALL AN AMBULANCE! KAZ! KAZ!"

TO BE CONTINUED.

No Asuna, no life... well, in Kazuto's eyes. He's so pathetic without her that he needs sweetened drinks to deal with the issues. Boo.

Anyway, I was planning to do this. People could tell, especially since there were mentions of Asuna's mean actions toward her boyfriend in previous chapters. K. I'm done.

Bye!