Disclaimer: Why the heck do I have to keep on writing these if we all know I own nothing but the clothes on my back and I didn't even buy those? THIS MAKES NO SENSE! Actually it does so...here we go! I own nothing that has to do with anime and we all know the world would be so different if I did.
A:doing Western Society homework: The stinking biotch who assigns evil stinking homework.
K: Hey Akuzmi's back! Look she's back from Chicago!
Koga:runs and hugs Akuzmi: Where were you? You've been gone for five days! I missed seeing you every morning and evening! But you're back now and that's all that matters!
A: Hey at least I know you two missed me:smiles and hugs Koga and Kuronue:
Koga: Akuzmi hugged me! Akuzmi hugged me! Akuzmi hugged me! Akuzmi hugged me!
A: If only Youko were more enthusiastic when I hugged him. . .wait no! I don't like Youko! He's a manwhore just like that kid who was over at my house last summer.
K: You know a human version of Youko?
A: Yes, but that's beside the point. You see, my evil biotch of a Western Society teacher hates my guts and she's making me take a test 2morrow when she hasn't even given me all the materials to study from. The test was originally on Mon. but hey she's a biotch and she deserves what's coming!
K: What's coming?
A: You and Youko are being hired by me to go and kill off the bloody biotch.
Hiei: Hn. Why don't you do it yourself?
Koga: What are you doing here?
A: Because she knows what I look like and I really can't risk using my demon form in the human realm. You know that, besides I think it will be more fun for you two to just scare her so bad that she won't give me the test 2morrow.
Youko: So, we can't kill her.
A: Precisely. All I need is Koenma getting on my case when the first school quarter is barely over!
Hiei: Hn.
A: You annoy me. Why are you here?
Hiei: Hn.
A: Whore. OK, Kuronue and Youko you have my permission to go out and scare the living hell out of Mrs. Dufus!
Youko & K: Sure. :leave room to go scare Mrs. Dufus:
Hiei: Hn.
A: Whore.
Hiei: Slut.
A:I wouldn't have to become a slut if you weren't my husband.
Hiei: WHere the hell did that come from?
A: My MASH. Ceres did it. Bug her about it.
Hiei: Don't worry, I will. :flints away:
A: He has to teach me to do that sometime.
Koga: Can I have another hug.
Akuzmi: Nope.
This is where I leave the MASH explaining to you, Ceres. Well, you did it anyway! HAHAHAHAHA! I can't wait to see how this turns out!
(C/N: Okay dokay, it's my turn. Hiei's getting a little confused, and wants to know about MASH? Huh? I think I got it. And Akuzmi, start putting your name in front of stuff, cuz it's really annoying having to write Akuzmi over and over again! GOSH!)
Hiei: Ceres, What's MASH?
Ceres: It's a TV show, I can TiVo it for you if you want.
Hiei: A TV show said that Akuzmi is a slut?
Ceres: OOOHHH! That MASH, no that's a game that's supposed to predict your future, like who you'll marry, your job, how many kids you'll have, your car, pets, that kinda stuff. It's tons of fun!
Hiei: O.o
Ceres: Here, I'll show you, hand me a piece of paper.
:Pulls out pen and begins to write out stuff.
MASH
1) Wife 2) hometown 3) Honeymoon
Akuzmi Tokyo Hawaii
Ceres Akron Kyoto
KuramaParis Hong Kong
Botan Williamsburg Hollywood
4) # of kids5) # of pets6) type of pets
0 3dragon
5 2 monkey
6 0 ferry girl
2 99 cat
7)tux color 8) dress color 9) your job
black white spirit detective
white peach bandit
hot pink black convict
red hot pink lawyer
10) Her Job 11) Your Car 12) Her Car
spirit detective unicycle Ferrari
singer t-bird bike
psychologis tmustang Volvo
demon world king Camry hybrid
Ceres: Now, tell me when to stop.
Hiei: Stop?
Ceres: Okay, five.
:Begins crossing things out. Giggling all the while.
Hiei: What's so funny?
Ceres: Hiei's a Cat Lady! It says that you'll marry me; we'll live in a mansion in Akron, Ohio. Our honeymoon will be in Hong Kong, we'll have five kids (the perfect amount for a litter), with 99 cats (CAT LADY!). Your tux will be red and my dress will be white, you'll be a lawyer and I'll be the king of demon world. You drive a Camry, I drive a Ferrari.
Hiei: I'm a lawyer? Give it here.
:CERes hands over the paper.:
Hiei: Hn, this game is stupid.