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Max's POV
"OMIGOSH, that was so funny. Fang is hilarious!! When we get out of here we are soooooo going to steal the tapes. I can't wait. Notice how I said when we get out of here, cause I mean I know we are. We always do. It would make a really bad story if-" Nudge was going on and on. I had tuned her out awhile ago.
I heard footsteps outside the room. A card slid through the ID scanner. Then, whitecoats burst into the room, interrupting Nudge's rambling. "We need experiments 4 and 6." Two flyboys came in behind them. Nudge looked at me and I shook her head telling her not to attack.
The flyboys then came in and grabbed Iggy and Gazzy. I had a bad feeling in my gut. This wasn't going to turn out well.
Iggy's POV
What was going on? Me and Gazzy had to make picket signs to save bananas and to stop the violence in the world. Why must they interrupt us, we were making the earth a more pleasant place to live, for crying loud!
I heard feet moving away from me and then a click of a door shutting. A gravelly voice spoke. It seemed to be coming from every corner of the room. "Commence operation."
A single whitecoat came in, and they put headphones on me. I couldn't hear anything but the blaring tones resonating in my ears. People then started to hit me and I heard Gazzy say, "Violence is never the answer. Please stop." Then they hit me. I couldn't retaliate. And I couldn't see or hear. It was terrible.
I heard a whitecoat say frustrated, "This isn't working. Try the bombs." For some reason the word "bombs" made me grin.
Explosions went off in every direction, but it was slightly muffled so I could be wrong. The explosions were growing louder and louder. People were hitting me harder and harder. Then everything became distant and disappeared.
There was a cry of pain next to me. I opened my useless eyes. Thumps of shoes hitting body and little whimpers came from Gazzy next to me. People had stopped hitting me and the explosions had stopped blasting in my ears.
I reached out and touched Gazzy. He was curled up into a ball and shivering. He cried out in a weak voice, "V-violence is never the answer."
What is he talking about?! We had used violence so many times to save our lives. What was going?! Everything came back to me in a rush. The whitecoats capturing and experimenting on us.
But where was Max? Where is the flock? Gazzy is here but I don't hear the rest of the flock.
There was a crackling over head and a gravely yet heavily accented voice blasted all over the room, "Stop de operation. It is not vorking. Take dem back to dere room."
The hitting next to me stopped and Gazzy tried to stop crying. Two rough, hard arms grabbed me. I started to struggle but one of them hit me in the head.
My body went limp but my mind was on hyper drive. I was trying to memorize the routes we took. Left, left, right, straight, right, left, right, left, left. I was trying to remember, but it wasn't working. I wasn't sure but I thought we had turned around a few times.
Finally, I heard a card go through an ID scanner and a faint beep. The door slide open with a small whoosh. The rough arms threw me down onto something cold and hard. The floor. There was a thud next to me and I heard Gazzy groan in pain. How hard had the hit him and how much?
I heard the door open yet again and big heavy feet move out the door. Lighter feet rushed toward me, "What did they do to you Iggy?" Max's hushed whisper barely reached my ears.
"Max," I whispered back. I tried to prop myself up on my elbows. There was so much pain that I almost doubled over, but I managed to slowly get up and sit Indian style.
"Iggy what happened?" She sounded surprised, like she expected me not to talk.
I took a breathe. Big mistake, it hurt like crap. I looked where I had heard her voice. "Well the whitecoats took us to a room, I think. They put headphones on me and started kicking me. Then they sent off explosions. Is Gazzy ok?"
"No, he is badly beaten up." She sounded sad then put her hand lightly on my shoulder. I sucked in a sharp breath and immediately regretted it. It hurt so badly.
Max must have seen or heard me, "You probably have a broken rib. Hold on maybe I can find Fang's first aid kit."
I felt her get up. Then heard light footsteps and rummaging through something. Probably Fang's backpack. Light footsteps came quickly back towards me.
"Here I found it." She took one of my arms and put some anesthetic on some cuts and put some bandages on the cuts. She did the same with the other arm. I tried to keep my breathing light so that my ribs would hurt as bad.
Max stopped. "Iggy, you're going to have to take your shirt off so I can bandage your properly."
I slowly took my shirt off trying not to stretch too much. I placed my shirt next to me. Max got up and walked around me. She sat down behind me. I tensed for a moment, then relaxed just a little.
She started to slowly wrap the bandage around me. Then she stopped and unwrapped me. She tried again and failed. After about five times it was getting on my nerves. "Here, let me do it. I can feel the break easier." I took the bandage out of her hands and started to lightly wrap the bandage around my ribs. "I'll bandage Gazzy to, don't worry about."
Max got up and lightly walked over to Nudge's babbling. After I had wrapped my ribs, I slowly stood up and walked carefully over to Gazzy. He was breathing shallowly. I lightly brushed my fingers over his body to see where he was hurt.
He was bleeding pretty badly in more than one place and a pretty bad head injury. I got out more antithetic and bandaged his wounds.
As I was just finishing up wrapping a bandage around Gazzy's head, Nudge's light footsteps came over. She touched my arm lightly, "Iggy you have got to see this."
I looked where her voice had come from, "Hate to break it to you, but I can't see anything."
"Whatever, you can feel it or I'll just read it to you." She tugged on my arm and I stood up slowly. Gazzy's breathing was a little better so he should be fine soon. Nudge pulled/dragged me across the room. She took my hand and lifted it to about Fang's head height.
"Well, what am I 'feeling' for?" As far as I could tell all it was, was black on white.
Nudge leaned up and I felt her warm breath in my ear, "Iggy, it says 'I heart Maxy-kinz'."
"Really? Who did this? Was it you?" I ran my fingers over the black on white again. So that's what letters look like.
"No, it wasn't me, and before you ask, it wasn't Gazzy or Angel either. It was Fang. He is acting really weird and childish. It is quite amusing. Apparently, the whitecoats did an experiment on us and it switched our personalities. I'm so glad you snapped out of it. Fang is funny but kinda creepy and Angel is being so mean. And, well, you and Gazzy were all 'save our economy'."
"Um, ok," GRRREEEAT. We were all save the world. It was all fuzzy. I couldn't really remember. I really hope we didn't do anything stupid, like no more bombs or encouraging scientific research or something like that.
"You know what, we already messed with Fang it was so funny. He started singing songs from High School Musical 3. I didn't even know that he had seen the movie. Maybe you should have fun with this whole personality change thing. I mean there are video cameras and now it's like your only chance to totally embarrass Fang. Max said we were going to break in and get the videos when we get out. I can't wait to watch them. They are going to be-"
"Thank you, Nudge," I cut her off. Gosh she could be annoying. But I must admit she had a pretty good idea. If I humiliate Fang now, it would always be on record. "Hey, Nudge, where is Fang?"
"Ten steps and then hard right," She gave me a little push in the right direction.
I followed the short directions she gave. I reached out and touch Fang's olive skin. "Hello, Iggy-biggy," he threw his arms around my neck and gave me a big hug that hurt because of my injuries. "I'm soooooooooo glad to see you again. I hope you aren't hurt too badly."
He released from his killer grip and took a step back. I threw my arm over his shoulder, "so how do you feel about Max?"
"It's not Max. She's my Maxy-kinz." He left out a breath of frustrated air.
Oooooookaaaaaayyyy. "Ok, fine, how do you feel about yourMaxy-kinz?"
"I think she is so beautiful. She is soooooo pretty. I love her so much. I drew a picture of her earlier, but she is so much prettier in real life. I will never be able to capture her ravishing beauty. I mean she is so perfect and nice. Not only does she have the looks but she has the brains too. She is sooooooooo brave and tough and beautiful and wonderful and fantabuawesome!!!!! She is nice and so perfect. I mean how can you not like her?! Whoever doesn't like her, I will hunt down and hurt them. Ohh that was mean. I'm soooooooo sorry. Did I mention how beautiful and perfect she is?"
Okay, that was kinda creepy and rather productive. "If you love her so much you why don't you kiss her?"
"But-but, I love her soooooo much and I'm afraid she will get mad at me. I don't want my Maxy-kinz to be mad at me. That would be sooooo horrible. I would cry." I non-chalantly brushed the back of my hand across Fang's cheek. He was bright red.
I took my arm off of his shoulders. "I'm sure she wouldn't mind. Just go kiss her." I nudged him with my elbow.
"Iggy," I heard Max hiss from a corner.
I lightly shoved Fang in that direction. "Just do it."
Max's POV
Darn that Iggy, what the heck is he thinking?! It's not like Fang would do anything like that though, would he?
I saw Fang stumble toward me. "MAXY-KINZ," He yelled and threw his arms around my waist. "Maxy-kinz, I love you. Can I marry you one day?"
Um.
"I love you sooooooo much!" Fang Held out his arms to show exactly just how much soooooo is. Does this sound familiar to anybody? Anybody? "Just like you love me sooooooo much. Maxy-kinz we are compatible for each other."
I never thought he would say something that cheesy, much less propose to me. Of all people, why me? "Fang that was so cheesy."
"Well, I guess I'm just a cheesy guy Maxy-kinz." Wow, um this is really creepy and kinda awkward. "Maxy-kinz." He leaned down and kissed me on the cheek. Never thought he would do that.
He leaned down again and kissed me on the lips. Even though this one was probably drug influenced, my brain still shorted-out. I stood there for about less than a second then started to kiss him back. He pulled away all too soon.
He blushed deeply. Fang? Blushing? He then put on a mask of impassiveness. Had he snapped out of it? "I love you Maxy-kinz!" He gave me a quick hug and then ran in the other direction. I guess not.
Iggy strode over to where I stood bewildered. "So, how do you feel about that?"
