Gasping for breath, Genesis heaved himself off of carpeted floor. Oh Goddess, he couldn't even think straight. His poor manhood was dishonored in such a horrific way it left his brain in a haze. And worst of all, his beautiful blonde had escaped.

"Oh Goddess, why do you scorn me so?" He whispered, clutching his groin. Hobbling along the corridor his little angel had disappeared down, Genesis's mind began to wander.

Did his blonde want him to somehow prove his love was true? How would he go about doing that? Gaia's Champion had gone to battle on her behalf and ended up in her good graces, so perhaps the same tactic would work on his own new reason for living. Now if he only knew how…

The idea struck him like a slap to the face. What better way could he prove his love to the blonde angel then to defeat the Silver Demon of Wutai!? That was it! That was his new mission! To hell with finding a way out of here! He was on a mission to obtain the most awe inspiring and majestic thing in the universe, love.

His new goal in mind, the Crimson Commander set off to find a certain Silver General in order to prove his love to a blonde cadet who wanted nothing more then to go back to his barracks and cry from the terror of this whole event.

Meanwhile, Angeal Hewley had disengaged himself from the affectionate feline before proceeding in the direction his own commanding officer had gone screaming off down.

The honorable Commander was bewildered by the fact that the TURKs had gone through so much trouble simply because of a prank war. Angeal looked done the narrow hall, and was surprised that there only seemed to be a single door. That was nothing like the SOLDIER floor…

Curiosity teaming through his every fiber, the Commander made his way towards the door. Hesitantly putting his hand on the knob, Angeal pushed the door open. Shrill screams filled the halls as the Commander dashed down one corridor after another.

Zack, Reno, and Sephiroth were halted in their game of chase as the earsplitting screams reached their ears. Zack could swear, in all of those screams, he heard Angeal's voice in there somewhere.

Both SOLDIERs turned to face the red-haired TURK, who looked just as confused as they did. Sephiroth, being the leader he was, started off towards the screams. Not wanting to lose Reno, Zack shoved the TURK in between himself and the General. The screams seemed to multiply the closer they got.

"What is that Sephiroth?" The horrible sounds seemed to be just around the corner now.

Whatever his commanding officer was attempting to say was cut short as a distraught Angeal Hewley charged past the hall they were occupying, shouting one word to them as he went,

"FANGIRLS!"

At that precise moment, the leader of the pack seemed to be passing the hall. Turning her head, she instantly recognized the esteemed General of SOLDIER.

"OH MY GODS IT'S SEPHIROTH!" Zack stormed the way three of Shinra's best operatives ran from their only true fear they could never kill…their fans.

Author's Note: How did the fangirls get in there if Reno had nothing to do with it? What is going to happen to poor Cloud now that Genesis has this…delusion? Keep reading to find out! I'll see you in my next update! Sincerely, Kay.