WARNING: Very un-Kitty like behavior, swearing, ect.


11: McTrioEmbarassment.

Kitty, driving in Jake's truck with Jake as the passenger, were driving to the sitters house to get Kathy. Kitty thought she was driving well even though her state of mine wasn't good. Jake, on the other hand, was holding onto anything for dear life.

"How is it winter and you drive like a mad woman?" Jake asked. "So we're getting Kathy then what?"

"Breadstix." Kitty mentioned. "That place we went to the other day, that played that annoying song by that 1940's band, was closed for good. Something about rats in the kitchen."

"Remy was in the back?" Jake laughed, only to receive a dirty glare. "Sorry."

"No we're just going to Breadstix to get dinner."

"Pick up and eat where?"

"There you idiot." Kitty replied. "Not at that house… God no, after what happened in that room."

"Kitty you do know that Mr. Schue didn't mean what he said, right? Not in that way, it came out weird. And the rest of them are pretty cool with things."

"Whatever." Kitty said to him as she turned the corner rapidly. "What? I'm not gonna kill you."


A while later after grabbing Kathy, the trio arrived at Breadstix and got a table. Kathy and Jake were coloring in a coloring book Kathy was given at the sitters, whilst Kitty sat there with crossed arms and giving a cold icy glare to the salt and pepper shakers in front of her. Deeply thinking in her head.

"Hey Kitty, how's those shakers?" Jake laughed.

"Shut up." Kitty told him. "How much longer until the food comes!?" She questioned as she looked around.

Jake, puzzled, said to her, "We just got seated."

Just as then a waiter came up about to take their order when Kitty screeched. "WHAT THE HELL TAKES SO LONG!? AND WHERE IS MY DAMN SPAGHETTI!?"

"Dude, give us ten minutes." Jake said. Once he left Jake turned back to her. "Calm down or we're leaving."

"What the hell!?" Kitty yelled. "An abusive relationship? Do I look like some girl from a Lifetime movie?"

"Kitty calm down." Jake told her. He was getting a little annoyed with her screaming like this. This wasn't just Kitty being a bitch, this was a super mega bitch. "Calm down and make an effort to be nice or we're leaving, alright?"

"Dickhead." Kitty said. "Stop being a dickhead Puckerman….AND STOP STARING AT US, BITCHES!"

Jake turned around and saw in a second it was a few nuns at a table. As well as others at the restaurant.

She didn't stop. "WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU ALL GLARING AT US LIKE WE'RE THE LAST PIECE OF CAKE OR MEAT ON THIS PLANET? HOW ABOUT LEAVING US ALONE AND GOING BACK TO YOUR OWN DAMN MEALS!" She screamed at everyone, looking all over the room.

"AND LISTEN YOU MOTHER-SUPERIOR WANNABES," Kitty looked at the Nuns. "AND GO BACK TO PRAYING JESUS AND KISSING HIS HUNG-UP DEAD ASS!"

"Okay that's it." Jake said as he stood up. "Come on we're leaving."

"Excuse me? Do I look like a four year old?" Kitty yelled. "I'm staying!"

"No, we're leaving. Now." Jake said. "Come on."

"Bite me." Kitty told him as she picked up the menu. "I'm ordering, where's the waiter?"

"Kathleen." Jake said.

"Jacob."

"Kitty come on, we're going." Jake told her.

"Stop being a parent."

"Even if I am, I don't want to sit here and be remembered as the guy who's girlfriend is taking her anger out on the Nuns." Jake said as he picked Kathy up. "We're going."

Kitty looked up. "Put her down and sit down."

"Nope, we're going." Jake said as he balanced the toddler on his hip. "We're going, let's go."

"Sit and stay!" Kitty yelled. "SIT DOWN AND STAY!"

Jake, knowing how to get Kitty to follow him, turned to Kathy. "Come on Kathy let's go to McDonalds."

"Ew! Don't go there! Mona and her Mother eat there!" Kitty yelled.

"We're going." Jake said as he turned around. "Come on Kathy."

"STOP USING KATHY TO GET ME TO DO THINGS I DO NOT WANNA DO!" Kitty yelled. "COME BACK….JAKE!"


A salad, two double cheese burgers, four piece McNuggets, a chocolate milk, a cola and a water bottle later; the trio sat down at the table near a window. Kitty poked at her food with her fork giving it a deathly cold, cold glower. She had settled down just a small bit after leaving BreadStix, but still rather pissed off about the occurrence.

"Sorry." She said without looking at Jake directly.

"For what?" He asked.

"Seriously?" Kitty rudely questioned.

"Oh BreadStix?" She nodded. "Well you were acting crazy—"

"SCHUESTER CALLED ME AN ACCIDENT!" Kitty hollered. She felt all eyes on her, thus moving her eyes down to her untouched salad. "I'm not an accident."

"Of course not." Jake said sincerely.

"I'm not messed up."

"Again, of course not."

"He said it though. The hell is wrong with him? Coach Sue was right, Schuester doesn't' have a brain at all. What kind of idiot does that to a girl? Huh? How'd he like it if I called him an accident."

"Kitty he didn't mean it like that, any of that. He was just letting the others know why you'd be acting up more lately than usual. And why you're not at that foster care home, or all that stuff related it this situation."

"Pphhs." Kitty said.

"Plus…you didn't listen carefully."

"Excuse me?" Kitty asked.

"Mr. Schue never used the words 'messed up.'. Not once." Jake said with a smile appearing on his face. "He'd never use those words in things like this."

"Okay than what'd he say?" Kitty asked with crossed arms.

"You're confused on things. Balancing out certain limits—like I guess how you treat him and Ms. Pillsbury at home and whilst here at school, I guess." Jake said remembering what happened a while ago. "You're not keen on things."

"Oh please," Kitty said. "It's just guilt."

"Guilt?" Jake questioned.

"They're guilty. They have guilt in them," Kitty told him. She proceeded to tell him about her reason as to why they feel guilty. Once finished she said, "They're idiots."

"That's not the truth and even I know that Kitty." Jake told her.

"Whatever it's between them and myself." Kitty told him. "Look they adopted Kathy and they're really nice people that can give Kathy attention, something that Kathy needs when I'm not around. That's all I'm glad about."

"Cool." Jake said. "So you cooled off now?"

"Bite me." Kitty barked.

Throughout the rest of the meal Kitty's phone rang, and Jakes. It was Will and Emma calling to talk to Kitty. She ignored the call on her phone and when she saw the number on Jake's phone, recognizing it from her own phone, she's grasp the devise and ignore the call.

"Why do you keep shutting them off?"

"I can talk to them whenever the hell I want." Kitty told him.

"Uh…okay." Jake told her. "So, we going to have the usual Friday night dates?"

"Haven't we been doing that since at least January, minus most Friday's in the summer during our argument?" Kitty sarcastically asked. Jake laughed.

"Stupid me I guess."

"Besides," Kitty said with her Kitty smirk, twinkle eye appearing occurring. "It could be fun."