I noticed Yukina the moment Yusuke dragged me into the kitchen. I was still plenty pissed at Hiei for punching me in the stomach, now would be a great opportunity to get him back with some random banter. "Hello, I'm Yukina. You must be Chaos."

"Indeed." I grinned and held my hand out for her to shake, her eyes widened and as she let go.

"Your hand is so warm!"

I laughed. "Yeah, my body temp tends to drastically fluctuate."

"Alright you ninnies, it's time to sit down and eat." I quickly sat down in the nearest chair. Wrath sat directly opposite of me, Yusuke was to my immediate right, Yukina was on the other side of him, and between Wrath and Yukina was Kuwabara. Genkai was to my left, then there was Kurama, and then Hiei. We were all quietly eating when I suddenly decided to start talking. "Hey Wrath." I asked as I nibbled on a carrot.

"Yeah?" She was also nibbling on a carrot.

"Wouldn't it be cool if we had twins and didn't know it? Or better yet if we were twins!" Yusuke and Kurama nearly choked on their food as they nearly started laughing, Genkai was smirking, Kuwabara and Yukina looked confused at the sudden, seemingly strange, topic, and Hiei was giving me a death glare but I didn't look at him. I was too busy staring at my plate full of food.

"Chaos, are you feeling okay?" Wrath was looking at me like I'd lost my mind. "We've had the discussion about how cool it'd be if we were twins a long time ago."

I shrugged. "Yeah, I-" I stopped mid sentence and began snickering. I'd just imagined Hiei in a bright pink tutu with rainbow ballet slippers and his hair in pigtails with the most dangerous 'I-will-not-hesitate-to-kill-you-right-now' look on his face.

"Are you sure you're alright?" Yusuke asked as he poked me in the side. I couldn't hold my laughter in anymore as I fell sideways out of my chair and began to laugh hysterically.

I finally calmed down after a few minutes and climbed back into my chair. I started to actually eat instead of nibble my food. Suddenly Wrath threw up her arms and shouted. "WONDER TWIN POWERS ACTIVATE!" I nearly choked on my food. Suddenly the table was caving in towards the middle. "Cap'n, the ships going down!" Wrath yelled with an imitation pirate accent as she jumped behind her chair.

I gave a fake sniffle. "Perfectly good food." I looked up and around. "Where'd Hiei go?"

"I assume he got annoyed with all the twin talk and left." Kurama replied as he started picking the food up.


I had managed to shoo everyone out of the kitchen, even Yukina. I was determined to clean up that mess. I didn't fix the table though, not that I could, I ended up leaving it as it was. I was now on the roof and staring at the stars when I should have been inside sleeping. "Woman, what are you doing?"

"I'm being wide awake." The moment Hiei sat down nearby I got up and walked to a different section of roof and lay back down. I was attempting to make it evident that I wanted to be alone without actually saying anything. I failed. Hiei was now standing over me and glaring. When's he not glaring? "What the hell do you want?" I got no reply, my ears twitched when I heard his hand quietly shift on the hilt of his sword. I narrowed my eyes. "You have a huge stick up your ass." I quickly rolled away and jumped up, throwing a ball of fire at him. I face palmed as I remembered that's his element.

"Woman, I'm getting sick and tired of you."

"Join the club; I'm getting sick of myself too." He stopped moving.

"What?"

"What? You think I don't annoy myself? It'd be a miracle if I didn't annoy myself. Hell, it's freaking amazing I'm still sane! Now if you'll excuse me I'm going to go to sleep so I can be grouchy when Yusuke or Kuwabara wake me up in the morning." Before he could say anything else I jumped off the roof and walked back inside.

"What was that argument about?" Kurama was leaning against the wall just outside my bedroom door.

"None ya, fox." I heard him mutter about how I sounded similar to Hiei. It came out much colder than I'd intended, but at the moment, I truly didn't care. Though I might later. Maybe. I curled up on the floor and quickly fell into a dreamless sleep.


Hurr, this chapter sucks. Yup, it sucks terribly. I ran out of ideas after the dinner scene. Next chapter is going to be Wrath's POV. Just a heads up. O3o