A/N: her it comes. a short filler chapter to give insight about the never before seen scenes in the klaine storyline. my take on it at least. next episode will hold some smut because i miss writing smut and also, if you guys review enough, i might have someone walk in on them depending on how many reviews, it will range from no big deal walk in to holy crap burt just walked in. please do review cuz they make me happy.
DISCLAIMER: i don't own any of the glee characters in this fic or the songs mentioned either. WOOOT NATIONALS TONIGHT
CHAPTER 11
The large group of teenagers entered the coffee house still laughing and giggling mischievously. All the boys started to move the tables around to make one large table for the group while all the girls and Kurt lined up to get coffee.
Once the girls rejoined the group, the madness continued.
"Let's start this off with a bang" Santana snickered, "Blaine, is Hummel a screamer?"
Everyone quickly quieted down and stared at Blaine. Blaine felt his race redden as he nods slowly. Everyone broke into cheers and applause at the confession and continued to drink coffee.
"Do we have to talk about Blaine and Kurt? This is disturbing me; I'm his BROTHER" Finn whined.
"Doesn't have to be Kurt and Blaine" Santana answered.
"But what stories can you contribute when your girlfriend is prude like a nun" Brittany mentioned.
Rachel gasped at the slam and glared at Brittany, "that is extremely rude"
"And yet extremely true" Finn mumbled but loud enough that everyone heard.
"How did this become about me and Finn? Can we talk about a different couple now?" Rachel blurted.
"Yeah, like Wes and David" Kurt commented.
Blaine almost had medium drip squirt out through his nose at that comment. "Yeah, when are you guys gonna admit your secret love for each other; Time to drop the B in bromance."
"Don't expect that anytime soon. These two are too scared and oblivious" Jeff joked.
"Like you two are any better?" Kurt pointed out.
"We make a hell of a hotter gay couple than you and that toddler dressing hobbit you call a boyfriend" Nick kidded.
"I don't dress like a toddler" Blaine defended himself, then looking to Kurt, "do I?"
"A sexy toddler" Kurt smiled and kissed him chastely.
"Isn't that pedophilia?" Rachel shrieked.
Kurt shrieked causing the others to turn and stare at him, "sorry, I thought I saw a spider guess not" Kurt explained but leaving an angry glare at Blaine.
"I think I caught a hug snake or worm" Blaine whispered.
"Get your foot out of the crotch Blaine" Kurt grumbled.
"Why? Don't you like it?" Blaine smiled innocently.
"Not in front of all these people" Kurt whispered.
"What are you two whispering over there?" Mercedes yelled.
"Noth-ing" Kurt squeaked as Blaine continued to rub his foot on Kurt's crotch.
"Anyway, Mercedes" Kurt continued while looking at Mercedes, "what amazing things can Sam do with his trouty mouth?"
"Oh I wanna hear this" Santana laughed.
"I refuse to answer these personal questions. And you guys shouldn't be forcing Blaine either" Mercedes ranted.
"Wow! The Rosary Rattlers really got you didn't they" Nick joked.
"It's God Squad" Sam yelled.
"Let's move on to someone fun" Tina piped.
"Someone like you perhaps?" Finn asked.
"You're always going on and on about the rumour about Asian guys? What rumour?" Brittany asked.
"I can vouch that it isn't true" David mused while Wes, Mike and Blaine beamed proudly.
"Wait what? Why are you smiling? And don't tell me you guys aren't gay David, that was pretty much the gayest thing I have ever heard" Puck mentioned.
"Blaine is part Filipino" Kurt explained receiving oohs and aahhs from his friends.
"What's the rumour? I'm confused. Not like Kurt and Blaine confused. I mean like, real confused." Brittany explained after looking at Santana.
"Oh sweety, Kurt and Blaine are the farthest thing from confused" Jeff joked.
Suddenly, a loud smack is heard and everyone turned to see Blaine swaying his hand from side to side in pain.
"What is going on with you two?" Rachel asked.
"Blaine just needs some discipline from time to time" Kurt glared at Blaine whose foot is still rubbing against his crotch.
"I for one like the discipline if it is coming from you gorgeous" Blaine answered with a cheeky grin.
"Wanky!" Santana interrupted.
"I have an idea" Nick screamed and got everyone to look over to him, "let's go around the table and embarrass the hell out of these two. Stories, secrets, whatever you got."
"Sounds like fun to me" Santana mused.
"Blaine is as smooth as a baby. Hobbit shaves his entire body pretty much, I think Prom Queen likes her man smooth" Puck started.
"And you're calling us gay?" Wes interrupted.
"Anyway, I remember prom night" Rachel started, "after that night Finn and I went to his room to find a place for his crown and we heard thumping noises from the upstairs bedroom; sounded like a head board bumping into the wall to me."
"Why are you guys doing this?" Kurt asked with reddened cheeks.
"Come on babe, it's fun" Blaine smiled.
"Speaking of fun, remember when Blaine first met Kurt?" Wes spoke up.
"No!" Blaine yelled.
"Being his roommate at the time, yes I definitely do" Thad mentioned.
"Ok, I think it's time to go Kurt" Blaine stood up.
"No, I wanna hear this. I haven't heard your side of the spectrum" Kurt smiled and looked at Thad, "spill!"
"Well, if I remember correctly, you me up with Blaine, Wes and David after the impromptu Teenage Dream performance. When he got to the room that night, Blaine was undergoing a dry spell that week; he was in need of 'something'" Thad explained.
"Ok? And?" Rachel asked.
"Well Blaine is a teenage boy. And he and Kurt technically weren't friends yet at the time. So when Blaine found out that Kurt was openly gay, he was beaming that night" Wes took over, "He kept going on about how he looked right into that guy's eyes when he sang the lyrics 'let you put your hands on me in my skin tight jeans'."
"I knew I wasn't imagining things" Kurt exclaimed.
"You weren't" David started, "and there's more. Blaine kept going on and on about how great your outfit looked and all he could think about was slowly peeling off every layer. He said that he loved those pink lips and he could feel gravity pulling him towards them. He said that you had the silkiest milkiest skin he had ever seen."
"You were lusting over me? And you took forever to tell me?" Kurt smacked Blaine.
"Are you telling him you would have given it up had he told you?" Tina asked.
"No" Kurt answered hesitantly.
"Slut" Rachel piped.
"Prude" Kurt replied.
"Anyway" Thad interrupted, "that night, Blaine got very detailed about his intentions. He wondered what Kurt would look like naked and how he would happily slap Kurt across the face with his throbbing manhood."
"I never said that" Blaine yelled with a stutter.
"This is verbatim Blaine and you know it" Thad answered.
"Anyway, it was late and we knew Thad and Blaine would be asleep; or at least we thought they would be" Nick continued, "When Jeff and I came in, we heard moaning sounds. At first we thought Thad and Blaine were just being stupid, but the noise got louder. We thought maybe Blaine converted Thad, but that wasn't it either. We saw Blaine moaning your name and beating himself off that night. It was epic"
"You used me as a masturbatory fantasy?" Kurt squeaked.
Blaine blushed and stared at his lap to keep from making eye contact with Kurt.
"That's normal though" Puck defended, "are you telling me you never beated off to Blaine before you guys started doing it?"
"There was the one night" Finn exclaimed.
"You stay quiet Finn" Kurt glared.
"I came into Kurt's room and I saw him shirtless on his bed and his hair was ruffled. I heard noises coming from his room that night that's why I checked. Come to think of it, I did see a lot of tissues on the bed side table and a jar of Vaseline too" Finn finished.
"Oh my God" Kurt groaned.
Blaine beamed at the noise his boyfriend made and Nick noticed immediately, "Don't get too excited tiger. We all know what happens next"
"It's getting late guys, we have class tomorrow" Mercedes cautioned.
"Fine but we need to have another rager and continue this fun. Maybe even have too much fun" Jeff mentioned.
"It's decided. Next party will be at my place" Kurt piped.
"We should probably start heading out though" Wes said.
The teens began to put on their coats and say their goodbyes. Everyone got in the same cars they took to get there and began their drive home. Kurt and Blaine and Finn took Kurt's Navigator and drove together in silence.
"Are you angry cuz I told everyone that you beated off to Blaine?" Finn asked.
"Not now Finn" Kurt grumbled.
"We are definitely not doing this again" Blaine groaned.