Sonic Still-Your-Grandson Hedgehog and 572 others became friends with Pewdiepie the Duck, Markiplier Dog (Man's Best Friend), and Jacksepticeye the Irish Hare.
Sonic Still-Your-Grandson Hedgehog and 208 others became friends with Eren Jaeger and One Punch Man.
Sonic Still-Your-Grandson Hedgehog and 93 others became friends with Freddy Fazbear, Foxy the Pirate, Bonnie Bunny, and Chica (Hungry) Chicken.
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Amy Rose: Sonic…?
Sonic Still-Your-Grandson Hedgehog: I'm expanding my circle of friends!
Amy Rose: What's wrong with the friends you've got now?
Silver (Simba) (Smooth) likes this
Sonic Still-Your-Grandson Hedgehog: Nothing. I just wanted a few new friends is all.
Amy Rose: Why?
Sonic Still-Your-Grandson Hedgehog: To become a more well-rounded person?
Amy Rose: …
Sonic Still-Your-Grandson Hedgehog: Fine. Everyone is so busy with their own lives, I thought I'd make some new friends to hang out with.
Amy Rose: And you thought befriending youtube celebrities, wickedly strong anime characters and crazed killer animatronics was the way to go?
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Sonic Still-Your-Grandson Hedgehog: It was a start.
Vanilla Rabbit: I played this delightful game with a few others yesterday and I thought I'd do it on here with you all too. It's quite simple. We create a story together! Basically I start a sentence and you all just add up to five words to it each time. Once upon a time…
Cream and Cheese: There lived a young hedgehog
Amy Rose: Who was handsome and strong
Tails (Miles) Prower: He always saved the day
Sonic Still-Your-Grandson Hedgehog: His name was Sonic Hedgehog ;)
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Eggman (Super Genius): One day a villain arose
Mephiles the Dark: And chopped off his legs
Sonic Still-Your-Grandson Hedgehog: :(
Silver (Simba) (Smooth): Then burned his arms off
Sonic Still-Your-Grandson Hedgehog: :o
Charmy Super Hype Bee: And waxed his eyebrows too
Sonic Still-Your-Grandson Hedgehog: X_x
Blaze Fury: He was in much pain
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Vector (Money Man): Until the villain killed him
Espio: He took over the city
Eggbot #15: And made everyone slaves
Slowly Recovering (Ladies Man): Except his three wives
Rouge (Jewel Lover): They lived sadly ever after
Knuckles Not-Your-Grandma Echidna: Then they starved to death
Shadow Hedgehog: The End
Vanilla Rabbit: Wow, I expected this story to be a lot…lighter. You all are very dark today. Maybe we need a prayer circle?
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Sonic Still-Your-Grandson Hedgehog: Wait a sec, I can fix it! One day while searching through the pile of bodies and debris for scraps of food to feed their starving and aching stomachs, the few people left alive discovered the birth certificate of the hero and saw his name was not actually Sonic the Hedgehog, but Scourge the Hedgehog. Then they starved to death. The End.
Vanilla Rabbit: That didn't really fix anything…
Slowly Recovering (Ladies Man): *Scourge the Ladies Man Hedgehog.
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Vanilla Rabbit: Also that was way more than five words.
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Silver (Simba) (Smooth): Good news and bad news.
Sonic Still-Your-Grandson Hedgehog: Bad news first!
Silver (Simba) (Smooth): Um, okay. Bad news is that my album got poor reviews and won't be trying to sing anymore.
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Sonic Still-Your-Grandson Hedgehog: I said bad news first, not good news.
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Silver (Simba) (Smooth): :( Good news is that now I have more time for plays.
Blaze Fury: You promised you'd stop with the Lion King reenactments!
Silver (Simba) (Smooth): I'm not doing a Lion King reenactment!
Blaze Fury: Then what play are you doing?
Silver (Simba) (Smooth): It's a secret.
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Silver (Simba) (Smooth) has now changed his name to Silver (Simba) (Tarzan).
Sonic Still-Your-Grandson Hedgehog – Shadow Hedgehog: Son, I hope you know Father's Day is right around the corner and I have yet to receive one 'thank you' or 'I love you, dad'. Frankly, I'm hurt.
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Shadow Hedgehog: You think you're hurt now, just wait until the next time you message me on facebook.
Sonic Still-Your-Grandson Hedgehog: Is that a threat?
Shadow Hedgehog: What do you think?
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Sonic Still-Your-Grandson Hedgehog: I think it is.
Silver (Simba) (Tarzan): I agree.
Mephiles the Dark: It does sound like a threat.
Vector (Money Man): I think it's a threat too.
Shadow Hedgehog: Everybody needs to get off my comments!
Sonic Still-Your-Grandson Hedgehog: When did our relationship turn so impatient and violent? I remember when you were a baby hedgehog and I was changing your diaper and rocking you to sleep. Those were the good days. You couldn't shoot me in my knees and you didn't suffer from pms. What happened, son? Did your mother do something to you that I didn't know about?
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Shadow Hedgehog has blocked Sonic Still-Your-Grandson Hedgehog.
Sonic Still-Your-Grandson Hedgehog: :o All I was asking for was a little acknowledgement. It wasn't easy being a single father, you know!
Rouge (Jewel Lover) changed her relationship to It's complicated.
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Jupiter Smooth Bat: Rouge…
Rouge (Jewel Lover): Sorry Jupiter, I'm not looking for anything serious on that level yet.
Jupiter Smooth Bat: :( Please reconsider.
Rouge (Jewel Lover): I really don't want to talk about it anymore.
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Rouge (Jewel Lover) – Shadow Hedgehog: When will you be home? I need to talk to you.
Shadow Hedgehog: Talk to someone else.
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Rouge (Jewel Lover): Come on, it won't take long. I just need your thoughts.
Shadow Hedgehog: Rouge, the last thing I'm in the mood to do is lean against the wall while you hold up two purple tops and explain how both purples differ from one another.
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Rouge (Jewel Lover): It's not about clothes.
Shadow Hedgehog: I'm also not in the mood to lean against the wall while you talk about which jewels you should steal next and from who.
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Rouge (Jewel Lover): It's not about jewels.
Shadow Hedgehog: And I'm definitely not in the mood to lean against the wall while you talk about your love life.
Knuckles Not-Your-Grandma Echidna
Rouge (Jewel Lover): It's not about Jupiter…okay, maybe it is…but why are you leaning against the wall in all those scenarios?
Shadow Hedgehog: Because if I'm sitting on the couch, you'll either be sitting too close next to me or on me.
Rouge (Jewel Lover): That almost implies you don't like it. ;)
Shadow Hedgehog: I didn't mean to imply it. I meant to say it flat out.
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Rouge (Jewel Lover): It's okay, Shadow. You don't have to admit your true feelings online…
Shadow Hedgehog has now blocked Rouge (Jewel Lover).
Rouge (Jewel Lover): Seriously? I was just kidding.
Rouge (Jewel Lover): I'm still coming over.
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Super Mario – Sonic Still-Your-Grandson Hedgehog: Sonic!
Sonic Still-Your-Grandson Hedgehog: Mario!
Super Mario: Sonic!
Sonic Still-Your-Grandson Hedgehog: Mario!
Super Mario: Sonic! *circles you*
Sonic Still-Your-Grandson Hedgehog: Mario! *circles you circling me*
Super Mario: Sonic! *circles you circling me circling you*
Sonic Still-Your-Grandson Hedgehog: Mario! *puts up fists*
Super Mario: Sonic! *puts fists up higher than yours*
Sonic Still-Your-Grandson Hedgehog: Mario! *touches ceiling with fists*
Super Mario: Sonic! *touches sky with fists*
Sonic Still-Your-Grandson Hedgehog: Mario! *touches outer space with fists*
Super Mario: Sonic! *touches sun with fists*
Sonic Still-Your-Grandson Hedgehog: *chokes from lack of oxygen*
Super Mario: *disintegrates from contact with sun*
Blaze Fury: Gosh, just get on with it already. -_-
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Sonic Still-Your-Grandson Hedgehog: She's right, Mario. Enough games. Let's do this…
Super Mario: Yo daddy so stupid that he spent twenty minutes looking at an orange juice box because it said "concentrate".
Sonic Still-Your-Grandson Hedgehog: Yo daddy so fat that when he got hit by a bus, he said, "Who threw that rock at me?"
Super Mario: Yo daddy is so old, when I told him to act his age, he died!
Sonic Still-Your-Grandson Hedgehog: Yo daddy so fat that he fell and created the Grand Canyon!
Super Mario: Yo daddy so bald that it made Mr. Clean jealous.
Sonic Still-Your-Grandson Hedgehog: Yo daddy so hot, I could grill some chicken on him.
Super Mario: Yo daddy so spicy, I could sprinkle him on some steak and eat him up.
Sonic Still-Your-Grandson Hedgehog: Is yo daddy a parking ticket? Because he's got 'fine' written all over him.
Super Mario: Was yo daddy a boxer? Because he's a knockout!
Sonic Still-Your-Grandson Hedgehog: Was yo daddy a cat? Because he's are purrrfect!
Super Mario: Does yo daddy sell diamonds? Because he's FLAWLESS!
Sonic Still-Your-Grandson Hedgehog: If yo daddy was a tropical fruit, he'd be a Fine-apple!
Super Mario: Well. This took an unexpected turn.
Sonic Still-Your-Grandson Hedgehog: I agree. I can't really say which one of us won.
Super Mario: One last joke. Best one wins.
Sonic Still-Your-Grandson Hedgehog: Deal. You first.
Super Mario: Yo daddy so fat, he's bigger than Eggman.
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Luigi (Player 2): Oooooo! You got this one in the bag, bro! He can't top that! Great job!
Super Mario: Luigi, did I ask for a comment? Player 2 means backup WHEN I ASK FOR IT.
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Luigi (Player 2): Sorry.
Super Mario: Yeah, you are. Anyway, your go, Sonic.
Sonic Still-Your-Grandson Hedgehog: *taps mic and clears throat* My daddy may be bigger than Eggman…but yo daddy is Eggman!
Amy Rose: :o
Tails (Miles) Prower: :o
Charmy Super Hype Bee: :o
Super Mario: …
Super Mario: *golf clap* You finally got me. Well done.
Sonic Still-Your-Grandson Hedgehog: I finally beat you? Seriously? Oh my gosh! This is the happiest day of my life!
Amy Rose likes this
Knuckles Not-Your-Grandma Echidna: Really? All the days of your life and this is the happiest?
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Sonic Still-Your-Grandson Hedgehog: Well maybe the second happiest day. The first was when Shadow was born and I became a father.
Eggman (Super Genius) – Sonic Still-Your-Grandson Hedgehog: I'm offended! What's your joke supposed to mean? I'd be a wonder daddy! Ask any of my eggbots!
Eggbot #1: Great daddy.
Eggbot #7: Great daddy.
Eggbot #24: Great daddy.
Eggbot #15: Help…me…
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Blaze Fury: Job interview soon! So nervous! Wish me luck.
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Amy Rose: Don't be nervous, employers can sense it like hounds. Be confident!
Rouge (Jewel Lover): She's right and don't forget, you've got the power of femininity on your side. When all else fails, use your womanly attributes.
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Blaze Fury: You're right. I'll go in there and give birth.
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Rouge (Jewel Lover): Funny.
Silver (Simba) (Tarzan): Jane! You're with child?!
Blaze Fury: -_-
Vanilla Rabbit – Blaze Fury: Congratulations! I didn't know you were pregnant!
Cream and Cheese like this
Blaze Fury: No, no, no. I'm not. It was joke.
Amy Rose – Blaze Fury: Congrats Blaze, lol.
Blaze Fury: -_- Don't encourage this…
Charmy Super Hype Bee – Blaze Fury: Is it a boy or girl?
Blaze Fury: Neither! It was a joke!
Mephiles the Dark – Blaze Fury: I will destroy that baby when he/she gets into the world!
Blaze Fury: ? ? ?
Sonic Still-Your-Grandson Hedgehog – Blaze Fury: Might I suggest Sonic as a name for a boy and Sonica for a girl?
Amy Rose: No Sonic, save that for our kids!
Sonic Still-Your-Grandson Hedgehog: Our…kids…?
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Blaze Fury: I AM NOT PREGNANT!
Knuckles Not-Your-Grandma Echidna changed his relationship to It's complicated.
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Sonic Still-Your-Grandson Hedgehog: ^_^
Knuckles Not-Your-Grandma Echidna: :(
Sonic Still-Your-Grandson Hedgehog: :D
Knuckles Not-Your-Grandma Echidna: Grrr...what are you so happy about?!
Sonic Still-Your-Grandson Hedgehog: I missed you, grandma. Do you know I had to befriend a Titan because you were so busy with Nellie!?
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Eggbot #15 – Sonic Still-Your-Grandson Hedgehog: Help…me…
Sonic Still-Your-Grandson Hedgehog: Umm…?
Tails (Miles) Prower: Did you know that you could drink lava? But only once. :)
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Vector (Money Man): Why would I want to drink lava?
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Rouge (Jewel Lover): It doesn't look refreshing, to be honest.
Espio: It seems like it would have a gravelly taste to it.
Knuckles Not-Your-Grandma Echidna: What happens if you drink it more than once?
Sonic Still-Your-Grandson Hedgehog: Really little buddy? I'm going to go get some right now!
Tails (Miles) Prower: I think you all completely missed the joke here.
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Tails (Miles) Prower: Also, Sonic don't!
Silver (Simba) (Tarzan) – Blaze Fury: Me Tarzan. You Jane.
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Blaze Fury: Me Angry. You Hurt.
Silver (Simba) (Tarzan): Me sorry, me leave. You careful, you pregnant.
Blaze Fury: I AM NOT PREGNANT.
Silver (Simba) (Tarzan): Me Scared.
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Eggbot #15 – Tails (Miles) Prower: Help…me…
Tails (Miles) Prower: Are you okay?
Sonic Still-Your-Grandson Hedgehog: Poll time! Like the couple you like best!
Sonic Still-Your-Grandson Hedgehog: Knuckles and Rouge
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Sonic Still-Your-Grandson Hedgehog: Knuckles and Nellie
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Sonic Still-Your-Grandson Hedgehog: Rouge and Jupiter
Blaze Fury and 150,000 other people like this
Sonic Still-Your-Grandson Hedgehog: Looks like we have a clear winner
Knuxougefan4lifewife800: Yeah! Knuckles and Rouge forever!
BlucklesKnazeShipper31: No, Blaze and Knuckles forever!
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Blaze Fury: O.o
Cananyonesayshadouge00000: Shadow and Rouge!
Mephiles the Dark and 1,000,000 other people like this
Shadow Hedgehog: *puts gun against head*
1ShadowxBlaze1: Blaze and Shadow!
802,940 people like this
Silver (Simba) (Tarzan): JANE!
RedandBlackAttack678: Knuckles and Shadow!
2,000,000 people like this
Knuckles Not-Your-Grandma Echidna: WHAT?!
Sonic Still-Your-Grandson Hedgehog: Lol!
SonadowislyffeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehashtagfightmehashtagIlikebread: Sonic and Shadow!
55,000,000,000,000 people like this
Sonic Still-Your-Grandson Hedgehog: *vomits* …no…why is this happening to me…
Shadow Hedgehog: Sickos. I'm done with this site.
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Shadow Hedgehog has deleted his page.
Rouge (Jewel Lover) – Knuckles Not-Your-Grandma Echidna: We won the most votes, Knucklehead…well, before Sonic and Shadow became an option. What do you think about that?
Knuckles Not-Your-Grandma Echidna: You should ask Jupiter what he thinks about it.
Rouge (Jewel Lover): Jupiter and I…are taking a break.
Knuckles Not-Your-Grandma Echidna: Funny, Nellie and I are taking a break too.
Rouge (Jewel Lover): Oh? What did you do?
Knuckles Not-Your-Grandma Echidna: Why did I have to be the one to do something?
Rouge (Jewel Lover): Nellie can do no wrong. She literally interrupted the filming of a movie and got hired on spot. Unless she suddenly realized that there were a million better options for her than you, I'm pretty sure you did something.
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Knuckles Not-Your-Grandma Echidna: .
Amy Rose uploaded 5 new pictures to the album: Pictures of Sonic sleeping
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Sonic Still-Your-Grandson Hedgehog: Amy, can we not?
Eggbot #15 – Espio: Help…me…
Espio: What's wrong?
Sonic Still-Your-Grandson Hedgehog: All in favor of rescuing Eggbot 15 from the clutches of Eggman?
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Eggman (Super Genius): He doesn't need rescuing! He's perfectly fine!
Eggbot #15: HELP ME.
Sonic Still-Your-Grandson Hedgehog: "Great daddy" my eye!
Tails (Miles) Prower – Sonic Still-Your-Grandson Hedgehog: Remember that invention convention I went to a while ago?
Sonic Still-Your-Grandson Hedgehog: The convention with the inventions? Now that you mention, I'm paying attention. No tension. Comprehension.
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Tails (Miles) Prower: Ummm…anyway, I may not have won first place, but I surely came up with a great invention.
Sonic Still-Your-Grandson Hedgehog: What was it?
Tails (Miles) Prower: Have you talked to Big recently?
Sonic Still-Your-Grandson Hedgehog: No. Purposely.
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Tails (Miles) Prower: Just give it a whirl.
Sonic Still-Your-Grandson Hedgehog – Big Cat: Hey Big
Big Cat: I prefer the name Above Average Weight. Although my name shouldn't be based on my size. It just goes to show how heavily influenced our society is by appearances. It's a very destructive mindset.
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Sonic Still-Your-Grandson Hedgehog: :o You're sentences!
Big Cat: *your. Unless you truly did mean 'you are sentences', in which case would make no sense.
Sonic Still-Your-Grandson Hedgehog: You haven't mentioned Froggy once!
Big Cat: Ah yes. Mr. Toad and I went our separate ways for the time being. Even the best of friends part.
Sonic Still-Your-Grandson Hedgehog: And you're not looking for him?
Big Cat: No need. He went to further his education in marine biology. I know where he is should I need him, but that is unlikely.
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Big Cat changed his name to Mr. Feline (Above Average Weight).
Sonic Still-Your-Grandson Hedgehog – Tails (Miles) Prower: You made Big smart?! This may be your best invention yet, Tails! I'm surprised you didn't win the entire convention.
Tails (Miles) Prower: Thanks Sonic. I came in second place actually. Someone had a gizmo that could make a person skinny. Eggman really pushed for them to win first place…
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Sonic Still-Your-Grandson Hedgehog: It's so hard being a strong independent woman who don't need no man. Especially when you're a young male hedgehog.
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Sonic Still-Your-Grandson Hedgehog – Knuckles Not-Your-Grandma Echidna: What happened between you and Nellie anyway?
Knuckles Not-Your-Grandma Echidna: We were out bowling and she forgot my name again. When we got into an argument about it, she forgot she was dating me. I know this isn't true, but a part of me is starting to think her forgetful spells aren't always accidental.
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Sonic Still-Your-Grandson Hedgehog: You went bowling without me?
Knuckles Not-Your-Grandma Echidna: -_-
Sonic Still-Your-Grandson Hedgehog: How could you do that to me, granny? We're bros and bros go bowling together. BROS GO BROWLING!
Knuckles Not-Your-Grandma Echidna: …
Sonic Still-Your-Grandson Hedgehog: Come on! We have to do it on the principle of the name alone. Bro…bowling. Browling. Get it?
Knuckles Not-Your-Grandma Echidna: I get it, but we're not going.
Sonic Still-Your-Grandson Hedgehog: :o Why not? Is this because I broke in your house and found your journal? Or because I broke in your house the second time and hacked your facebook so that you would unblock me? Or is this because I sent Rouge an anonymous letter saying meet you by the Master Emerald at five?
Knuckles Not-Your-Grandma Echidna: YOU WHAT?!
Sonic Still-Your-Grandson Hedgehog: Lol! I'm just kidding.
Knuckles Not-Your-Grandma Echidna: You better be, hedgehog!
Sonic Still-Your-Grandson Hedgehog – Rouge (Jewel Lover): Disregard any anonymous letter you might've gotten recently that told you to meet someone at the Master Emerald.
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Rouge (Jewel Lover): ? I don't know what you're talking about.
Sonic Still-Your-Grandson Hedgehog: The letter I put in your mailbox. You didn't see it?
Rouge (Jewel Lover): I didn't get anything in the mail except bills and magazines.
Sonic Still-Your-Grandson Hedgehog: Then who's mailbox did I put it in…?
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Cream and Cheese – Knuckles Not-Your-Grandma Echidna: Mr. Knuckles, I'm waiting near the Master Emerald to meet someone. Could you wait with me please? It's scary out here by myself.
Sonic Still-Your-Grandson Hedgehog – Silver (Simba) (Tarzan): Silver, you're going to be a father and right around father's day too! Let me give you some advice, it's not easy. They may start off one way and grow up to be completely different. Take my son for instance. He's so strange.
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Silver (Simba) (Tarzan): I hope that doesn't happen with my son or daughter.
Sonic Still-Your-Grandson Hedgehog: It wont if you keep them away from guns and girls named Maria.
Shadow Hedgehog reopened his facebook.
Shadow Hedgehog: Maaaaaarrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiaaaaaaaa!
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Shadow Hedgehog deleted his facebook.
Silver (Simba) (Tarzan): Ummm...
Sonic Still-Your-Grandson Hedgehog: ? ? ?
I got a little behind in this, didn't I? I bet you're wondering why! Well it's been a hectic year so far and I just finished changing states, but I should be good now. I kept getting great reviews and my brother asked for more so I finally made time for it. I'm glad you all still find it funny. Thank you for reading and reviewing as always. I want to do something different sooooo two or three lucky reviewers (or their oc) will be included in the next chapter! :o All I need from you is a basic write up of your character in the format the Sonic characters facebook write up was in the Basic Information chapter. Just make sure to include your species and which character you want to befriend. It would also be nice if you told me which part made you laugh the most in this chapter. Anyway, I hope you all have a lovely day! Grace and peace, my friends.