I don't own Big Bang Theory, if I did Penny and Sheldon would have hooked up long ago.

This is my first time writing a Big Bang Theory fanfic so I apologize for any inconsistencies.

SEASON 5 – EPISODE 11

Sheldon knocked on the door to President Seibert's office and opened it after hearing 'come in'. He extended his arm, holding the exam. "Good morning President Seibert. I trust this will be all."

Seibert took the exam and placed it on his desk without looking at it. "Not quite Dr. Cooper."

Sheldon frowned. "I must return before the students blow anything up. This is why I chose Physics instead of Chemistry; it won't cause me bodily injury."

Seibert stared and shook his head. "You really are crazy."

"I'm not crazy, my-" Sheldon said before getting cut off. "I know, I know. But when was the last time you were tested? That's the million dollar question."

Sheldon glared at him. "Dr. Cooper, we are having a formal banquet next week on behalf of the University." "What has that got to do with me?"

Siebert sighed, "Let me finish. Given the situation with what happened at the last fundraiser, I was reluctant to ask you to attend another gathering. However, since Dr. Hofstadter is in India, I have no choice but to ask you to take his place."

Sheldon stared at him. "Really? To go and 'kiss some butts' again? I don't think so."

Siebert grinned, "You won't go alone. Howard and Raj have agreed to attend." Sheldon crossed his arms. "And why do I have to go?"

"The board of directors insisted that you attend." He said handing Sheldon two invitations. "Don't forget to bring a date."

"Remember, not a blood relative or a...robot." Siebert added, watching Sheldon's confused expression.

"We need to show that we not only have the best geniuses but that they have people skills and can function with normal people." Siebert added, shuffling some papers on his desk. "I doubt you have a girlfriend so I suggest to being a female friend – wait I doubt you have one too. You can always hire a female."

Sheldon glared at him. "Not that it's any of your business but I do have girlfriend." Siebert laughed at that. "Did you build one or something? Just remember to show up with a date Dr. Cooper."

"Fine. Good day." Sheldon said before leaving the office.

"So are you bringing Penny?" Raj asked sitting with Sheldon on the couch. "Of course, who else would I bring?"

He looked at Raj as if he spouted another head. "Don't you think Penny might be bored?"

Sheldon paused in thought. "I haven't considered that, but I'll still ask her to accompany me to the banquet when she comes back from her shift. Speaking of dates, who are you bringing Raj?"

He glared at Sheldon. "Howard's taking Bernadette, you're taking Penny, and I need to build a girlfriend."

Sheldon stared at him. "Siebert strictly told me no robots." "I was being sarcastic Sheldon."

He looked at Raj. "Drat, now I'm 10 for 20 this month."

Penny opened the door and saw Raj and Sheldon conversing on the couch. "Hey sweetie, how was work?"

"Hello Penny." Sheldon smiled as Penny leaned down to give him a kiss. "Safe, the students didn't blow anything up, at least not yet. And yours?"

Penny sat down beside Sheldon as Raj moved over a seat. "Actually it was slow today, not many customers."

She turned to look at Raj. "What did you do today Raj?" He glared at her and Sheldon. "Come on, I'm doing this for your own good."

Raj let out a squeak as Penny stood up from the couch. "Hold on, I'll be right back."

When she left Raj spoke up. "Why does she keep doing this? I need to talk to women on my own when I feel comfortable."

Sheldon shook his head. "You'll never be able to Raj, admit it. You should be thankful that Penny is helping you and I suggest you should listen to her."

A few minutes later Penny emerged with a small bottle of Malibu. "Here, this is for you Raj. Now will you talk with me?"

Raj smiled and nodded. He took the bottle and drank a few gulps. "Thank you Penny. Would you mind if I get a snack from the kitchen first?" She nodded as Raj went to the cupboard.

"Why would you give him alcohol when you forbade him from taking it to talk to you?" Sheldon whispered, disappointed at Penny.

She ushered him to lean in. "Its water, rum extract, coconut water and a few pinches of sugar."

Sheldon grinned, "I must say Penny that you're an excellent charlatan. I'm impressed."

"Penny, do you have plans next week?" Sheldon asked, taking a slice of pizza from the box. "Except for work, none. Why?" Penny asked, taking a bite.

"The university is sponsoring a banquet next Friday and I would like you to accompany me." Sheldon explained as Raj took another sip from his bottle.

"Of course Sheldon, I would love to. Is there a dress code?" Penny asked. "Yes, formal attire. Luckily my pants were returned to me after that awards fiasco." Raj stifled a laugh before taking a bite of his pizza.

"Penny, do you have anything suitable to wear?" Sheldon asked, ignoring Raj. "I don't really own any formal clothes; I'll go check my closet."

She emerged with a three dresses after a few minutes. Penny draped a scarlet red dress across her body. "What about this?"

Sheldon and Raj looked up at her. "I don't have enough information to make an informed decision. I suggest you put on each dress." Raj nodded. "I agree."

Penny changed in the bathroom and came out wearing the red dress. She turned a few times. "What do you think?"

Sheldon shook his head. "I believe the dress is far too short. If you were to bend over your buttocks would be visible."

She went back and came out wearing a maroon dress. "And this?"

"Hmm, the dress is strapless and hugs your curves perfectly. It shows off your best assets." Raj commented as Sheldon looked at him and then back at Penny. "Next dress."

Penny came back wearing her last dress, a black glittering dress. Immediately when she stepped out Raj gasped and Sheldon's eyes went wide.

"What about this dress? It's my favourite." She asked, turning around. The length was perfect except for one aspect, a dangerously low neckline.

"Very sexy." Raj said, earning a smile from Penny. Sheldon sat there in stunned silence, she was breathtaking.

"Sheldon?" Penny asked for the third time, snapping him awake. "Yes? Oh."

Penny eyed him curiously. "Did I leave you speechless?" Sheldon looked up at her, and then his eyes trailed down the path of the neckline.

"Indeed. However it's inappropriate for the banquet and I must request that we go shopping, immediately."

Penny grinned as Sheldon walked over to the fridge to get a cold drink. Raj then looked at her. "I saw what you did there."

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